MERRY CHRISTMAS

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I Hope that I'm the 1st person 2 put a christmas tree on ur phone this year
MERRY CHRISTMAS ... :)

Quote on life sms: :):)"Having

Quote on life sms: :):)"Having god in ur boat does'nt mean tat u'll nt face any storm..Bt it means tat no storm can sink ur boat.Walk in faith & u'll nvr walk alone!!"Gudmorng:D

Quote on life sms: Memories are always special..Sometimes

Quote on life sms: Memories are always special..Sometimes We laugh by remembering the days we cried..And we cry by remembering the days we laughed.! .Thats Life.?
Gudnyt:D

Naughty sms: GiRL:- Monday 1st show ke BALCONY

Naughty sms: GiRL:- Monday 1st show ke BALCONY keCORNER wale 2 ticket book kar ke Rakhna....BoY:- CORNER wala ticket na mile toh...Girl:- Toh PICTURE dekhenge :p :D

Santa banta sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying

Santa banta sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back. Gudaftrnoon:D

Quote on life sms: Dont worry about your reputation

Quote on life sms: Dont worry about your reputation worry about your character.
Reputation is what people think you r.
Character is what you r.

Santa banta sms: Teacher: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo.

Santa banta sms: Teacher: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo.
Santa : Impossible Sir!
College Sirf 6 Ghante Ke Liye Hota Hai!

Santa banta sms: Santa Electric Shop Me-:

Santa banta sms: Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota

Santa:Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or Ek usha ka

Sardar sms: 1 mahila train se utri,usne Srdar sepuchha

Sardar sms: 1 mahila train se utri,usne Srdar sepuchha ye kon sa station hai?Srdar hasa,jor jor se hasa,fir haste huye bolaPagal, ye railway station he"

Quote on life sms: Most lovely msg ever sent-

Quote on life sms: Most lovely msg ever sent-

Some one asked God:
Wat is the difference b/w God, Allah, Ishwar & WaheGuru?

God replied: the same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & Bebe!

Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Bijli wala:Q sir?

Santa :Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayi mast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni hai :p