Naughty sms: Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Dukandar-50Rs ka

Customer-Iski koi warnty?

Dukndar:6 flor se niche gir jao, Sab kuch phat jayega, magar chaddi nahi!

Sharabi SMS

Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???

- 2 Rounds Of Brandy
30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion.

- 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs.

- 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks.

- 1
Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure.

- 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions.

Pass It To All You Care.
Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..! Jai shri ram

Funny sms: Sense of Responsibility....!!

Sense of Responsibility....!!
Guy goes to library n asks for a book on suicide.
Librarian looks @ him n says
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YE TOH BATAA, WAPAS KAUN KAREGA..?

Political humor: CONGRESS zindabad

Ek aadmi ne Fish pakdi,
ghar aaya to dekha..
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Aadmi wapas Fish ko nadi mein phek aaya.
Fish muskurai or chillai
"CONGRESS zindabad

Motivational sms

Whats Winning Attitude3 Ants saw an elephant coming...Ant1: We will kill him.Ant2: We will break his legsAnt3: Forgive him guys, he is alone & we are 3;)

Funny sms:

Wen sum1 touches u & u dnt feel it, its IGNORANCE
Wen sum1 touches u & u feel it, its LOVE

But Wen nobody touches u and u feel it,





It's KHUJLI.
;):p

Quote on life sms:

The great thing which a little lamp can do nd which even a big Sun cannot do is to giv light when it's night. " No one is superior by size, but by purpose" GN:D

Funny sms:

MADAM: Tu RO kyu raha he?
LADKA: meri MUMMY mere PAPA ko KUTTA kehti he,
Aur mere PAPA unko BiLLi.
Mujhe samajh NAHi aata ki me"PILLA" hu ya
"BILLA

Boy friend girl friend sms:

Ishq me Daulat saari na luta dena,
Mummy papa k armaan khaak me na mila dena,
Ghr se mile h paise sabzi k liye ,
Bazar jakar janu ka cell rechg na kra dena;-

Naughty sms:

Son-kya pari aakash me udti h? Mom-ha, son-to apni kaam wali kyo nhi udti. Mom-vo pari nhi h. Son-par papa to use pari kehte h. Mom-to leh phir aaj he udegi...

Naughty sms:

Lady- Pandit g, meri shadi ko 5 saal ho gae h, muje baccha nai hua.
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Pandit- Mei Badrinath jakr tere nam ka dia jala dunga!10 saal baad...
Pandit uske ghar aya,dekha to 10 bache the...
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Pandit-badhai ho!Bacho k papa kaha h?.
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Lady- Wo badrinath gae h dia bujane k lie:D:p