Happy holi!

Har rang halka ya ghera hota hai, par ek rang - rishto ka rang to ghara hota hai. Happy Holi to u and ur family

Main Me nd Myself {diljit ft. honey singh} by simar singh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46ecSuLQmns

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai Ki...

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai
Ki...


Dushmano Se Bhi 'Pyar' Hota Jayega...

Bas...


Apno Ko 'Aazamate' Jaayiye...!!

*Good Morning*
Have a Nice Monday

Shayri SMS

Waqt thoda hai paas mere,
par bhut kuch abi karna baki hai,
Wo jakhm jo apno ne diye,
unhe abhi bharna baki hai,
Apke kandho ki adat si padd gayi hai mujhe,
kuch der apke sath mera chalna baki hai,
Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana, varna ruh kahegi k ruk ja e dost.
abi tere dost ka Dil jalna baki hai..

Naughty sms: Lady- Pandit g, meri shadi ko 5 saal ho gae h, muje baccha nai hua

Lady- Pandit g, meri shadi ko 5 saal ho gae h, muje baccha nai hua.
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Pandit- Mei Badrinath jakr tere nam ka dia jala dunga!10 saal baad...
Pandit uske ghar aya,dekha to 10 bache the...
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Pandit-badhai ho!Bacho k papa kaha h?.
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Lady- Wo badrinath gae h dia bujane k lie:D:p

Shayri SMS

Geele kagaz ki tarah he zindagi apni, koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalaata bhi nahi. Is kadar akele ho gaye he hum ajkal k koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi..$

Naughty sms: Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Customer-Ye underwear kitne ka hai?

Dukandar-50Rs ka

Customer-Iski koi warnty?

Dukndar:6 flor se niche gir jao, Sab kuch phat jayega, magar chaddi nahi!

Sharabi SMS

Who. said Alcohol is harmful ???

- 2 Rounds Of Brandy
30 Minutes Before Meal, Helps Digestion.

- 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up, Helps Activate Internal Organs.

- 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep, Avoids Heart Attacks.

- 1
Glass Of Wine Before Bath, Reduces Blood Pressure.

- 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting, Helps Quick Decisions.

Pass It To All You Care.
Kindness Costs Nothing..!!! CHEERS..! Jai shri ram

Funny sms: Sense of Responsibility....!!

Sense of Responsibility....!!
Guy goes to library n asks for a book on suicide.
Librarian looks @ him n says
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YE TOH BATAA, WAPAS KAUN KAREGA..?

Political humor: CONGRESS zindabad

Ek aadmi ne Fish pakdi,
ghar aaya to dekha..
Na Gas
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Oil
Aadmi wapas Fish ko nadi mein phek aaya.
Fish muskurai or chillai
"CONGRESS zindabad

Motivational sms

Whats Winning Attitude3 Ants saw an elephant coming...Ant1: We will kill him.Ant2: We will break his legsAnt3: Forgive him guys, he is alone & we are 3;)