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Saturday, September 21, 2013

Double meaning joke

Most confusing double meaning jokes...

Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: main "late gayi" thi..😝

1st frnd to 2 Friend: "Lay mithai kha!"
1stFriend: Kis gal Di?
2nd frnd: Teri Bhabi call centre wich job kardi ai, Tay unu Best "CALL GIRL" da Award mila ay!😱

DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di-BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. -🍌🍏

Pappu n papa sms

😜😜 Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: ji Haan

Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

R.J: Haan

Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?

R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan😠

Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!

😂😂

Super msg of the day ....

Super msg of the day ....

"If newly weds are called "Love Birds"..😃😃😃

What will you call the couples married for the years ??

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"Angry Birds" !!! 😜😝😛
How strange it is
-We wish to earn lots of money,
but we had the best times only when we had just 10 bucks in our pocket.

-We wish to wear high brands
but we feel most comfortable in pajayma pants.

-We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite people
but we enjoy roadside tea with friends and with ppl we love..the most.

-We wish to own big cars and go on long drives
yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road.

-We have 64GB iPods filled with songs
but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can't be compared.

-Life is simple indeed
But We make it complex by running after what NEVER gives us joy.....

Love life 👍
Take note of small things....!!!
Keep Smiling😀
n Enjoy. ..
Time never returns for anyone. .😜🙏💐

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Enjoy d monsoons first rain

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Bheege mausam ki bheegi si shuruat...
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Bheegi si yaad bhuli hui baat...
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Wo bheegi c ankhe.. woh bheega hua sath...
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Mubark ho apko.. Aaj ki pehli khoobsurat barsaat
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Enjoy d monsoons first rain .
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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Naughty sms: Lady 1- Pati Kis Tarah Ke Prani Hote Hai.?

Lady 1- Pati Kis Tarah Ke Prani Hote Hai.?
Lady 2- Ullu Hote Hai saale.,
Lady 1- kyo.?
Lady 2- Unko Biwi Ki Saari Khubiya Sirf Raat Me Hi Dikhti Hai.

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai Ki...

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai
Ki...

Dushmano Se Bhi 'Pyar' Hota Jayega...

Bas...

Apno Ko 'Aazamate' Jaayiye...!!

*Good Morning*
Have a Nice Monday

Santa banta sms: Santa langar ki line mein laga

Santa langar ki line mein laga 4 parshaade de do sewadaar santa ji sabji v lai lo santa nahin nahin bas roti leni hai ghar meat banaya hai

Mere ankhon me aansu, fir b hotho pe muskan q h?

Mere ankhon me aansu, fir b hotho pe muskan q h?
Q dohari zindgi jeete h hum, aakhir har koi pareshan q h?
Pyar h agar safar zindgi ka to fir iski manzil shamshan q h?
Jab judai h pyar ka matlab to fir pyar karne wala hairan q h?
Acha karm karna hi zindgi h to burai ka rasta itna aasan q h?
Agar jeena hi h marne k liye to fir zindgi ek vardan q h?
Jo kabhi na milega us se hi lag jata h dil,
aakhir dil itna nadaan q h.