Husband wife sms: Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon

Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush rehta hoon,
Neend sukoon se aati hai,
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,
Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi...Aisa kiyon hai ?


Doctor-
Mein aap ki Bimari samajh gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi may
Vitamin "She'' ki kami hai..😜😄

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!
*Our Phones ~ Wireless
*Cooking ~ Fireless
*Cars ~ Keyless
*Food ~ Fatless
*Tires ~ Tubeless
*Dress ~ Sleeveless
*Youth ~ Jobless
*Leaders ~ Shameless
*Relationships ~ Meaningless
*Attitude ~ Careless
*Wives ~ Fearless
*Babies ~ Fatherless
*Feelings ~ Heartless
*Education ~ Valueless
*Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Parliament is –CLUELESS.
And our Prime Minister is – USELESS!!😜😝😛

Young blood of india

Recently, India's most well-known film script-writer Salim Khan (actor Salmaan Khan's father) has said to a senior journalist in an interview: "Does anyone remember who the chief minister of Maharashtra was during the Mumbai riots which were no less deadly than the Gujarat riots of 2002?

Does anyone recall the name of the chief minister of UP during Malliana and Meerut riots or that of the Bihar CM when the Bhagalpur or Jamshedpur riots under Congress regimes took place?

Do we hear names of earlier chief ministers of Gujarat under whose charge, hundreds of riots took place in post-Independence India?

Does anyone remember who was in-charge of Delhi's security when
the 1984 massacre of Sikhs took place in the capital of India?

How come Narendra Modi has been singled out as the Devil Incarnate as if he personally carried out all the killings during the
riots of 2002?"

No speck of doubt about what Salim Khan has said.

When one says Gujarat's agriculture growth is 10-11% since whole last decade
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says he made the Asia's biggest solar plant,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says Gujarat is the only state in the whole of India to provide 24*7 and 365 days electricity to almost all of its 18,000
villages,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says - World Bank's statement of 2011 said, Gujarat roads are equivalent to international standards,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says Gujarat is the first State in country to have "high speed wireless Broadband service in its all 18,000 villages,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says Forbes Magazine rated Ahmadabad as the fastest
growing city in India and 3rd in the world,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says Gujarat Tourism is growing faster than ever before,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says according to central govt's Labour Bureau's report, Gujarat has the lowest unemployment rate in country,
The other says 2002 Riots!

When Narendra Modi is being chosen as the best current Indian leader in
almost all surveys & polls again and again
The other says 2002 Riots!

When one says 2003-2013 are the only 10 straight years in Gujarat history which are totally riot-free,
The other STILL says 2002 Riots!

But when we remind them about riots which occurred during Congress and in Communist Party rule :

1947
Bengal....5,000 to 10,000 dead ...CONGRESS RULE.

1967
Ranchi....200 DEAD..........CONGRESS RULE.

1969
Ahmedabad...512 DEAD........CONGRESS RULE.

1970
Bhiwandi....80 DEAD.............CONGRESS RULE.

1979
Jamshedpur..125 DEAD......CPIM RULE (COMMUNIST PARTY)

1980
Moradabad...2,000 DEAD...CONGRESS RULE.

1983
Nellie Assam.....5,000 DEAD...CONGRESS RULE.

1984
anti-Sikh Delhi...2,733 DEAD...CONGRESS RULE

1984
Bhiwandi....146 DEAD....CONGRESS RULE

1985
Gujarat.....300 DEAD..CONGRESS RULE

1986
Ahmedabad......59 DEAD.....CONGRESS RULE

1987
Meerut....81 DEAD...CONGRESS RULE

1989
Bhagalpur......1,070 DEAD......CONGRESS RULE

1990
Hyderabad......300 PLUS DEAD....CONGRESS RULE

1992
Mumbai....900 TO 2000 DEAD....CONGRESS RULE

1992
Aligarh....176 DEAD.....CONGRESS RULE

1992
Surat.......175 DEAD.....CONGRESS RULE

they become totally deaf ..................because they have no answer.

Congress is a government of hypocrites.

The youth of India says:............

We are not interested in 2002, We are interested in 2022

Double meaning joke

Most confusing double meaning jokes...

Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: main "late gayi" thi..😝

1st frnd to 2 Friend: "Lay mithai kha!"
1stFriend: Kis gal Di?
2nd frnd: Teri Bhabi call centre wich job kardi ai, Tay unu Best "CALL GIRL" da Award mila ay!😱

DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di-BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. -🍌🍏

Pappu n papa sms

😜😜 Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: ji Haan

Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

R.J: Haan

Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?

R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan😠

Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!

😂😂

Super msg of the day ....

Super msg of the day ....

"If newly weds are called "Love Birds"..😃😃😃

What will you call the couples married for the years ??

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"Angry Birds" !!! 😜😝😛
How strange it is
-We wish to earn lots of money,
but we had the best times only when we had just 10 bucks in our pocket.

-We wish to wear high brands
but we feel most comfortable in pajayma pants.

-We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite people
but we enjoy roadside tea with friends and with ppl we love..the most.

-We wish to own big cars and go on long drives
yet we talk our heart out only while walking down a long road.

-We have 64GB iPods filled with songs
but sometimes a song on the radio brings a smile that can't be compared.

-Life is simple indeed
But We make it complex by running after what NEVER gives us joy.....

Love life 👍
Take note of small things....!!!
Keep Smiling😀
n Enjoy. ..
Time never returns for anyone. .😜🙏💐

Enjoy d monsoons first rain

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Bheege mausam ki bheegi si shuruat...
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Bheegi si yaad bhuli hui baat...
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Wo bheegi c ankhe.. woh bheega hua sath...
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Mubark ho apko.. Aaj ki pehli khoobsurat barsaat
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Enjoy d monsoons first rain .
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Naughty sms: Lady 1- Pati Kis Tarah Ke Prani Hote Hai.?

Lady 1- Pati Kis Tarah Ke Prani Hote Hai.?
Lady 2- Ullu Hote Hai saale.,
Lady 1- kyo.?
Lady 2- Unko Biwi Ki Saari Khubiya Sirf Raat Me Hi Dikhti Hai.

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai Ki...

Kisi Ne 'Baat' Sach Kahi Hai
Ki...


Dushmano Se Bhi 'Pyar' Hota Jayega...

Bas...


Apno Ko 'Aazamate' Jaayiye...!!

*Good Morning*
Have a Nice Monday

Santa banta sms: Santa langar ki line mein laga

Santa langar ki line mein laga 4 parshaade de do sewadaar santa ji sabji v lai lo santa nahin nahin bas roti leni hai ghar meat banaya hai

Mere ankhon me aansu, fir b hotho pe muskan q h?

Mere ankhon me aansu, fir b hotho pe muskan q h?
Q dohari zindgi jeete h hum, aakhir har koi pareshan q h?
Pyar h agar safar zindgi ka to fir iski manzil shamshan q h?
Jab judai h pyar ka matlab to fir pyar karne wala hairan q h?
Acha karm karna hi zindgi h to burai ka rasta itna aasan q h?
Agar jeena hi h marne k liye to fir zindgi ek vardan q h?
Jo kabhi na milega us se hi lag jata h dil,
aakhir dil itna nadaan q h.