Political humor: ब्लैकमेल करने की हद तो देखें...

ब्लैकमेल करने की हद तो देखें...

एक भिखारी एक बोर्ड पकड़ कर बैठा था, जिस पर लिखा था-
'मुझे पैसे दान करें, नहीं तो मैं कांग्रेस को वोट कर फिर जिता दूंगा और फिर आपको भी मेरे साथ यहां बैठकर भीख मांगनी पड़ेगी। सोच लें, फैसला आपके हाथ में है!

Political humor: USD = UNITED STATES DOLL

USD = UNITED STATES DOLLAR
EUR = EURO
GBP = GREAT BRITAIN POUND
INR = IZZAT NAHI RAHI....

Option pe option

This one is mind boggling...😉😉
Option pe option😆😆

2 sikh soldiers capture a pakistani,
gave him a dice🎲 & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We'll kill u.
Pakistani askd:
Aur agar 6 aya to?
Sikh Fauji:
'LUDO' nahi khela kya? Phir se chance milega...😜😜😜6⃣🔄

Pappu n papa: Papa: whom do u like more...mama or papa??

Papa: whom do u like more...mama or papa??
Pappu: both
Papa: no..tell me one name..
Pappu: both
Papa: OK..if I go to America n ur mom goes to Paris....where will u go??
Pappu: Paris
Papa: DAT means u like ur mom more
Pappu: no..its bcoz Paris is more beautiful Dan America.
Papa: OK...if I go to Paris n ur mom to America.. Dan where u will go??
Pappu: America
Papa: y?
Pappu: Paris to ghoom aaye na papa..😜😃

Long sms: Mere adhoore sapne...

_Mere adhoore sapne...👥💭💭💭

_Jab bachapan tha toh jawani dream tha…

_ jab jawan hue toh bachpan desire hain ….

_ Jab ghar mein rehte they azadi achi lagti thi…

_Aaj akele hain toh har pal ghar ke din yaad aate hain..…

_Kabhi hotel mein jana… pizza, burger khana…. Pasand hoti thi..…

_Aaj ghar par aana aur maa ke hath ke khane mein hi janaat hain....

_Jinse jhagadte they school mein un dosto ko internet mein talashte hain..…

_Aaj kal toh khush rehne ke tarike bhi hum google mein search marte hain….

_Facebook se dating…. Aur flipkart, ebay se shopping karte hain …

_Ghar par bhi baat ab whatsapp/gtalk se karte hain…

_Life ko laptop aur mobile mein samet dia hain….

_Hum shamjate hain humne khud ko update kia hain….

_Iss nai dunia mein humne kya guma dia….

_Kab kya badla hume kuch na pata chala..

_Paisa mila naam mila… kuch hain hum mein bhi yeh vishwas mila…

_Par kya choda… kya tyaga humne… iska na hisab mila….

_Khushi kisme hoti hain… yeh pata ab chala hain…..

_Bachapan kya tha iska ehsaas ab hua hain..

_Kash badal sakta mein zindgai ke kuch saal pichale….

_Kash jee sakta mein zindagi ek baar fir se…

_Kash mil sakta bachpan mujhko ek baar firse…🙇🙇

Funny sms:Kapil sharma making fun of salman

Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha
raha hoon

Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI.
KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA..
REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA?
BABAJI KA THULLU 😂😂

Husband wife sms: Maruti Zen ki nilaami ho rahi thi.

Maruti Zen ki nilaami ho rahi thi...
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Boli lagi.
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15 lakh.
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20 lakh.
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40 lakh
Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai?
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Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf
biwi
mari hai.
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Husband: Iski maa ka sakinaka. . 1 crore

Husband wife sms: Maruti Zen ki nilaami ho rahi thi.

Maruti Zen ki nilaami ho rahi thi...
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Boli lagi.
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15 lakh.
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20 lakh.
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40 lakh
Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai?
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Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf
biwi
mari hai.
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Husband: Iski maa ka sakinaka. . 1 crore

Funny sms: Attachment Is Not When Two People Chat Day & Night. . . .

Attachment Is Not When Two People Chat Day & Night. . . .

Attachment is not when two people cant live without each other....

Attachment is not when two people cant stay away from each other for a moment...

But When Someone Emails U And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.....
That File Is Called Attachment...:😂

Funny sms:BABA‬ JI KA THULLU Defined

#BABA‬ JI KA THULLU Defined..

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• Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.. Tax Pay Karta Hai.. Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? ‪#BABA_JI_KA_THULLU‬

• Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai..Sochte hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.. Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.. Ladkiya Patayega.. Usse Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• Aap FB Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte hai "ADD ME I'M BLOCKED" Aur Sochte hai Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.. Aapko Kya Milta Hai? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• BBM Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo Tumhe Kya Mila? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• CA Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation ke Liye Dete Hai.. To Aapko Kya Milega? #BABA_JI_KA_THULLU

• Puri zindagi padhai karte hain...bt hum se zyada to anpad minister hi kamate hain...to hum sab ko kya mila...BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!

• Ladki ko dil se pyar kro....din rat uske bina marne jaisi halat me raho....badle me aapko kya milega????

Sharabi sms: fact about alchohol

True Fact about Alcohol is :
"ya to yeh
Kambhakt
kam pad jati hai
ya
zyada ho jati hai !!!