College sms: DEFINITION of "bachpan"::: ----------

DEFINITION of "bachpan"::: ------------------Once choosing the colour of a sketch pen was a tough task.
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Occupying the window seat in the school bus was called obsession.🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎

Getting a toffee as a birthday treat from a friend made our day.
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Being the first one to finish copying from the blackboard was the ultimate moment of pride.
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Hiding the answers
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from a bench partner during exams was not called selfishness.

When homework 📖📕📗📘📙📓📔📖📕📗
was the only torture & finished it soon,
so could get some extra time to play.🎮🏀🏈⚾⚽🎾🎱🏉🎯🎳

Early to bed
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early to rise
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was life's mantra, but how we loved sleeping late and having some extra TV time!
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Owning a cycle was owning BMW
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To look good was only to wear our fav dress frocks for girls n half pants for boys.
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We didn't need FB or a phone to keep in touch!
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We thought all elders are ideal, when Daddy was the only hero
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and Mom was the only Best friend."👪

So what they say is right.
"Everybody dies twice. Once when their childhood ends."
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Got this awesome msg that made my day
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Hope u all like it too..:)
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 send ths to all your frndzz...... Nd make realise thm tht u haven't forgotten ur childhood. 😊☺👫👬👫👬👫

Husband wife sms: A mechanical engineer went to police station for

A mechanical engineer went to police station for
filing report for his missing wife:

Engineer : I lost my wife, she went for shopping and still not reached home yet

Inspector: What is her height

Engineer: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Engineer: Changes according to
season

Inspector: What was she wearing

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don't
remember exactly

Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????

Engineer: yes

Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car

Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
…. And
theN the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Lets search for the car first 😂😛

Husband wife sms: Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo.

💝Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..
🔰World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
🔰World ki sabse pyari aurat
-uski maa
🔰World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-woh khud
🔰World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.
🔰World ki sabse badi chudeal
-uski bhabhi
🔰World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta
🔰World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.
🔰World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas
aur dunia ka sabse kharab,nikamma,selfish,jhootha,kanjus, bekar aadmi
✈-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?😜😜 😘

Political humor: OUR PRESENT GOVERNMENT'S MOTTO :Pakistan bhale

OUR PRESENT GOVERNMENT'S MOTTO :Pakistan bhale
hi delhi taak aa jaye...Modi nai ana chahiye....

Naughty sms: American boy: mom i am dark even

American boy: mom i am dark even though u r white, why? Mom: listen son, considering all mistakes n crazy things that i had done in my youth, forget about being dark, just thank God that u don't bark! 😜😜

Flirty sms: Being in relationship & being in

Being in relationship & being in hospital is almost same thing in india..





Everyone asks : Serious hai kya..??? 😜😝😉

Funny sms: Marwari Girl: Aaj bhaiya ne

Marwari Girl: Aaj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe dekh liya.

Boy: Oh no! fir kya hua?

Marwadi Girl: Phir kya....Hamari toh bahut hi strict family hai!!


Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye!
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A Butterfy lives only 14 days
But still it flies joyfully capturing many Hearts. Each moment in life is precious
Be Happy and Keep winning Hearts..
Good Morning.

Shayeri sms :लोग मन्जिल को मुश्किल समझते है...!

लोग मन्जिल को मुश्किल समझते है...!
हम मुश्किल को मन्जिल समझते है..!
बडा फरक है लोगो मे ओर हम मै,
लोग जिन्दगी को दोस्त ओर हम दोस्त को जिन्दगी
समझते है....!
आदते अलग हे हमारी दुनिया वालो से,
कम दोस्त रखते हे मगर
लाजवाब रखते है...!
क्योंकि बेशक हमारी माला छोटी हे
पर फूल उसमे सारे गुलाब रखते हे....! .!

Funny sms: WHAT IS TENSION

WHAT IS TENSION
Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi
Raste me UskiTabiat
Kharab h0gai
Aap Hospital Le gay
Doc bola
Ap bap ban'ne wale ho
apk0 TENTION!
Ap bole
Me iska
Bap nhi!
Phr ladki se pucha
Ladki boli
Yehi
Baap he
Apk0 0r tenti0n
Phr
Police i
Apka medical chek up hua

Report i k
Ap to kabhi
Bap hi
Nhi bn sakte
Aap ne
Upar wale ka
Shukr
Ada kia
Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!
0r phr
Socha k

Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hen..
Wo kis k hen..
apk0 phr TENTION
केंद्र सरकार का होटलों को आदेश ;
प्याज के पराठे खाने वालो के लिए PAN कार्ड अनिवार्य
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Shayeri sms : A very beautiful poem on today's fast life.

A very beautiful poem on today's fast life.
"WAQT NAHI"

Har khushi hain logo ke daman me,
par ek hasi ke liye waqt nahi.

Din raat daudti duniya me,
zindagi ke liye hi waqt nahi.

Maa ki loree ka ehsaas toh hain,
par maa ko maa kehne ka waqt nahi.

Saare rishto ko toh hum maar chuke,
ab unhe dafnane ka bhi waqt nahi.

Saare naam mobile me hain,
par dosti ke liye waqt nahi.

Gairon ki kya baat kare,
jab apno ke liye hi waqt nahi.

Aankhon me hain neend badi,
par sone ka waqt nahi.

Dil hain ghamo se bhara hua,
par rone ka bhi waqt nahi.

Paiso ki daud me aise daude ki,
thakne ka bhi waqt nahi.

Paraye ehsaso ki kya qadar kare,
jab apne sapno ke liye hi waqt nahi.

Tu hi bata aey zindagi,
is zindagi ka kya hoga.

Ki har pal marne walo ko,
jeene ke liye bhi waqt nahi..!!
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Long sms :Various laws that are applicable in day to day life.....

Various laws that are applicable in day to day life.....

💮 Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!📞📱
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💮 Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.😓
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💮 Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅
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💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.😖
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💮 Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐
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💮Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.😓
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💮 Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.😥
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💮 Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 😳
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💮 Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 😣
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💮 Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last. 😅
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💮 Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. 😩
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💮 Law of Proposal :

After u accept a proposal you will get a better one..😜