Husband wife sms: THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-

THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-
Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"

He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."

I asked "Can you explain?"

He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."

Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".

He said "Smaller issues like,
which car we should buy,
how much amount to save,
when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation,
which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy.
Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "

I asked "Then, what is your role?"

He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".👍👍
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Pj joke:Tinku 1 lecture attend karta hai.

Tinku 1 lecture attend karta hai.

Lecture k baad usey bhook lagti hai, So he goes 2 d canteen.

Canteen me tinku 1 pav leta hai. Jaise hi wo paav khane k liye uthata he to dekhta h k uski plate me JANNAT likha hai.

To ab aapko ye batana h k tinku k profesor ka naam kya hai ?

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Ans-ISHQ KI CHHAON

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Jinke SIR ho ISHQ KI CHHAON

'PAV' k niche 'JANNAT' hogiiiiii...
Chal chayian chaiyan chaiyan chayian

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Disastrous tha na....!

Maine bhi jhela ! Y shd I suffer alone!😜😁😂

Husband wife sms: After 15 years of marriage, a wife

After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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College sms: DEFINITION of "bachpan"::: ----------

DEFINITION of "bachpan"::: ------------------Once choosing the colour of a sketch pen was a tough task.
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Occupying the window seat in the school bus was called obsession.🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎🚌🚎

Getting a toffee as a birthday treat from a friend made our day.
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Being the first one to finish copying from the blackboard was the ultimate moment of pride.
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Hiding the answers
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from a bench partner during exams was not called selfishness.

When homework 📖📕📗📘📙📓📔📖📕📗
was the only torture & finished it soon,
so could get some extra time to play.🎮🏀🏈⚾⚽🎾🎱🏉🎯🎳

Early to bed
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early to rise
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was life's mantra, but how we loved sleeping late and having some extra TV time!
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Owning a cycle was owning BMW
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To look good was only to wear our fav dress frocks for girls n half pants for boys.
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We didn't need FB or a phone to keep in touch!
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We thought all elders are ideal, when Daddy was the only hero
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and Mom was the only Best friend."👪

So what they say is right.
"Everybody dies twice. Once when their childhood ends."
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Got this awesome msg that made my day
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Hope u all like it too..:)
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 send ths to all your frndzz...... Nd make realise thm tht u haven't forgotten ur childhood. 😊☺👫👬👫👬👫

Husband wife sms: A mechanical engineer went to police station for

A mechanical engineer went to police station for
filing report for his missing wife:

Engineer : I lost my wife, she went for shopping and still not reached home yet

Inspector: What is her height

Engineer: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Engineer: Changes according to
season

Inspector: What was she wearing

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don't
remember exactly

Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????

Engineer: yes

Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car

Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door
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theN the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Lets search for the car first 😂😛

Husband wife sms: Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo.

💝Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekhoo..
🔰World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
🔰World ki sabse pyari aurat
-uski maa
🔰World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-woh khud
🔰World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.
🔰World ki sabse badi chudeal
-uski bhabhi
🔰World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta
🔰World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.
🔰World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas
aur dunia ka sabse kharab,nikamma,selfish,jhootha,kanjus, bekar aadmi
✈-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?😜😜 😘

Political humor: OUR PRESENT GOVERNMENT'S MOTTO :Pakistan bhale

OUR PRESENT GOVERNMENT'S MOTTO :Pakistan bhale
hi delhi taak aa jaye...Modi nai ana chahiye....

Naughty sms: American boy: mom i am dark even

American boy: mom i am dark even though u r white, why? Mom: listen son, considering all mistakes n crazy things that i had done in my youth, forget about being dark, just thank God that u don't bark! 😜😜

Flirty sms: Being in relationship & being in

Being in relationship & being in hospital is almost same thing in india..





Everyone asks : Serious hai kya..??? 😜😝😉

Funny sms: Marwari Girl: Aaj bhaiya ne

Marwari Girl: Aaj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe dekh liya.

Boy: Oh no! fir kya hua?

Marwadi Girl: Phir kya....Hamari toh bahut hi strict family hai!!


Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye!
😜
A Butterfy lives only 14 days
But still it flies joyfully capturing many Hearts. Each moment in life is precious
Be Happy and Keep winning Hearts..
Good Morning.

Shayeri sms :लोग मन्जिल को मुश्किल समझते है...!

लोग मन्जिल को मुश्किल समझते है...!
हम मुश्किल को मन्जिल समझते है..!
बडा फरक है लोगो मे ओर हम मै,
लोग जिन्दगी को दोस्त ओर हम दोस्त को जिन्दगी
समझते है....!
आदते अलग हे हमारी दुनिया वालो से,
कम दोस्त रखते हे मगर
लाजवाब रखते है...!
क्योंकि बेशक हमारी माला छोटी हे
पर फूल उसमे सारे गुलाब रखते हे....! .!