Husband wife sms: Accha kaam karne se pehle meetha khaana Chahiye

Wife to Husband



Wife :
Mein Tangg aa gai hu
Roz Roz ki Kit Kit se

Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye

Husband :
ye lo Choclate khao

Wife. ( Romantically )
Mana rahe ho Mujhe

Husband :
Nahi re Pagli

Maa kehti hai Accha kaam karne se pehle

meetha khaana Chahiye




For the First Time in History

Husband Rocked ✅
Wife Shocked🔴

Lovely sms: A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.
A BMW 750Li stops to help the
driver.
"I will tow you to the next service
station, but if I drive too fast please
flash your lights" They start up slowly but only a km or
so down the line a Porsche speeds
past 150km/h.
The BMW driver totally forgets about
the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:
"Calling all stations :: You won't
believe this, I just saw a BMW & a
Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h
with a Nano behind them flashing its
lights to Overtake. 😜😜

Husband wife sms: Universally True :-The only person whom

Universally True :-The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a....
PHOTOGRAPHER !!!😜😝 baki to woh apne baap ki bhi nahi sunti😜

Political humor: MODI to Lady: Pardes me agar koi

MODI to Lady: Pardes me agar koi tumhare pati ko maar dale tum us desh ki tarakki ki sochogi ya vaat lagane ki?

LADY: obviously Vaat lagane ki

MODI: Bilkul sahi.....Vahi to Sonia kar rahi hai...

Quote on life sms: Best Quotes...

Best Quotes...

1) Intention kitna bhi achha ho.
Duniya presentation dekhti hai...
Aur
Presentation kitana bhi accha ho,
Uparwala Intention dekhta hai.. !!! "Choice is urs" !!!

2) "Everyone have two Eyes.
But
No one has the same View."

3) The most important quality of successful people is their willingness to change.

4) "Human beings are very strange.
They have ego of their Knowledge..
But,
They don't have knowledge of their ego".

5) PARENTS don't expect much from us,
They just expect the loan of LOVE whch we borrowed from them in our childhood to be returned in their old age.

6) People who judge do not matter.
People who matter do not judge.

7) Success is the time to redefine our Goals.
Failure is the time to redefine our Methods.

If people are trying to bring you down.....
It only means that you are above them.

9) Alphabet "O" stands for Opportunity which is absent in Yesterday"
Available only once in "Today" And thrice in "Tomorrow".

10) "Pain Is Unavoidable but,
Suffering Is Optional"

11) SOLID QUOTE:
"Patthar Sirf ek bar Mandir Jaata hai aur Bhagwan Ban Jaata hai.

Hum Roz Mandir Jakar bhi Patthar hi Rehte hain."

12) Only message are not life ,
But Our life should be a message to other !

13 ) Risk is My Life..
Possible is My Hope..
Impossible is My Enemy..
Dangerous is My Game..
Walk with Me..
My name is SUCCESS...😎

Husband wife sms: A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace

A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary&his wife did not speak to him for 3 months!
Was the necklace fake?

No,that was the deal...!!!.😂😂😂

Husband wife sms: Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day

Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter ?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,"I will leave you one fine day." !!

Lovely sms :Ye Sms Soch samjakar padhana-

Ye Sms
Soch samjakar padhana-


3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain-
1.MAA-BAP
2.WAQT
3.DOST

3-CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ Kar Uthao-
1.KADAM
2.KASAM
3.KALAM

3-CHIZE SOCH Kr KARO-
1.PYAR
2.BAAT
3.FAISALA

3-CHIZE Kisi Ka INTZAR Nhi Karti-
1.MOUT
2.WAQT
3.UMAR

3-CHIZE CHHOTI Na Samjho-
1.KARZ
2.FARZ
3.RISHTA

3-CHIZE Humesha DARD Deti H-
1.DHOKA
2.GARIBI
3.YAADE

3-CHIZO se Humesha Aap KHUSH Rahenge-
1.GOD
2.FAMILY And
3.DOSTI
Ye sms DIL khol ke forward karo!!✨👍✨

Husband wife sms: 1 aurat kidnap hui aur kidnap kar

1 aurat kidnap hui aur kidnap karne walon ne uske pati ko phone kiya: "Agar aaj raat tak raQam na di toh tumhari biwi ka murder kar denge"


Pati khamosh raha.


Agle din phir phone aya "Agar aaj raat tak raqam na di toh tumhari biwi ko wapas chhod jayenge!"


Pati: "Paise bol paise kaminey, darata kyu hai ?". 😜💸🔨🔨🔨😡

Lovely sms : OneDay..Death came to a Guy and said

OneDay..Death came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Death said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Death:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Death some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Death finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Death woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....
So Shri Krishna Says:

"Tu karta woh hai
Jo tu chahata hai,

Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu !

Tu kar woh jo mai Chahata hu ....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....Jsk
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It's such awsum MSG so I posted.....do read It again.....👍

Informative sms: ईश्वर का दिया कभी अल्प नहीं होता; जो टूट जाये वो संकल्प नहीं होता;

🌾🌾🌾ईश्वर का दिया कभी अल्प नहीं होता;
जो टूट जाये वो संकल्प नहीं होता;
हार को लक्ष्य से दूर ही रखना;
क्योंकि जीत का कोई विकल्प नहीं होता।🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾जिंदगी में दो चीज़ें हमेशा टूटने के लिए ही होती हैं:
"सांस और साथ"
सांस टूटने से तो इंसान 1 ही बार मरता है;
पर किसी का साथ टूटने से इंसान पल-पल मरता है।🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾जीवन का सबसे बड़ा अपराध - किसी की आँख में आंसू आपकी वजह से होना।
और
जीवन की सबसे बड़ी उपलब्धि - किसी की आँख में आंसू आपके लिए होना।🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾जिंदगी जीना आसान नहीं होता;
बिना संघर्ष कोई महान नहीं होता;
जब तक न पड़े हथोड़े की चोट;
पत्थर भी भगवान नहीं होता।
🌿🌿🌿

🌾🌾🌾जरुरत के मुताबिक जिंदगी जिओ - ख्वाहिशों के मुताबिक नहीं।
क्योंकि जरुरत तो फकीरों की भी पूरी हो जाती है;
और ख्वाहिशें बादशाहों की भी अधूरी रह जाती है। 🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾मनुष्य सुबह से शाम तक काम करके उतना नहीं थकता;
जितना क्रोध और चिंता से एक क्षण में थक जाता है।🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾दुनिया में कोई भी चीज़ अपने आपके लिए नहीं बनी है।
जैसे:
दरिया - खुद अपना पानी नहीं पीता।
पेड़ - खुद अपना फल नहीं खाते।
फूल - अपनी खुशबु अपने लिए नहीं बिखेरते।
मालूम है क्यों?
क्योंकि दूसरों के लिए ही जीना ही असली जिंदगी है।🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾मांगो तो अपने रब से मांगो;
जो दे तो रहमत और न दे तो किस्मत;
लेकिन दुनिया से हरगिज़ मत माँगना;
क्योंकि दे तो एहसान और न दे तो शर्मिंदगी।🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾कभी भी 'कामयाबी' को दिमाग और 'नकामी' को दिल में जगह नहीं देनी चाहिए।
क्योंकि, कामयाबी दिमाग में घमंड और नकामी दिल में मायूसी पैदा करती है।🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾कौन देता है उम्र भर का सहारा। लोग तो जनाज़े में भी कंधे बदलते रहते हैं।🌿🌿🌿


🌾🌾🌾कोई व्यक्ति कितना ही महान क्यों न हो, आंखे मूंदकर उसके पीछे न चलिए।
यदि ईश्वर की ऐसी ही मंशा होती तो वह हर प्राणी को आंख, नाक, कान, मुंह, मस्तिष्क आदि क्यों देता?🌿🌿🌿