Sardar sms: Sardars are back

Sardars are back
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyo hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu!
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Sardar to Doctor: Mujhe 1 problem he.
Dr: Kya?
Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
Dr: Aisa kab hota he?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Man: Sardarji aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke baith jata hu.
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C 'on' kar leta hu.
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,"He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade." After 11 years an angry Vahe Guru appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le!"
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Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?!
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Hitler: "There's no word like
IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary."
Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha!
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Wife Taaro Ko
Dekh Kar Boli :-
'Wo Konsi
Cheez Hai,,
Jo Tum
Roj Dekh
Sakte Ho,,
Par Laa
Nahi Sakte..??

Husband::-
Padosan.!!!😜
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Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
.
"Vidhwa Aurat....😜😃😝

Santa banta sms: Santa in Lift.. 2 Girls lift me chadhi..

Santa in Lift..
2 Girls lift me chadhi..
Lift perfume se mahak gayi..

Ek boli:
Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.
Dusri:
Jasmeen perfume Rs.7000.

Achanak dono ko
kuch smell aayi,
dono ladkiyo ne apna naak pakda or
SANTA ko dekhne Lagi..

SANTA with smile:
"Muli" 14 Rupye Kilo Only...

Santa banta sms: Visions of the Future are Better than Dreams of the Past."

"Visions of the Future are Better than Dreams of the Past."

Santa singh plz explain its Meaning

Santa: Kal raat de hangover da na socho...?
Aaj kithe, teh kisde naal peeni ae, eh socho...:)😊

Husband wife sms: Accha kaam karne se pehle meetha khaana Chahiye

Wife to Husband



Wife :
Mein Tangg aa gai hu
Roz Roz ki Kit Kit se

Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye

Husband :
ye lo Choclate khao

Wife. ( Romantically )
Mana rahe ho Mujhe

Husband :
Nahi re Pagli

Maa kehti hai Accha kaam karne se pehle

meetha khaana Chahiye




For the First Time in History

Husband Rocked ✅
Wife Shocked🔴

Lovely sms: A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.
A BMW 750Li stops to help the
driver.
"I will tow you to the next service
station, but if I drive too fast please
flash your lights" They start up slowly but only a km or
so down the line a Porsche speeds
past 150km/h.
The BMW driver totally forgets about
the nano & guns it after the Porsche.
Just as all 3 of them tear through a speed trap, the cop radios the HQ:
"Calling all stations :: You won't
believe this, I just saw a BMW & a
Porsche racing past at bout 190 km/h
with a Nano behind them flashing its
lights to Overtake. 😜😜

Husband wife sms: Universally True :-The only person whom

Universally True :-The only person whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a....
PHOTOGRAPHER !!!😜😝 baki to woh apne baap ki bhi nahi sunti😜

Political humor: MODI to Lady: Pardes me agar koi

MODI to Lady: Pardes me agar koi tumhare pati ko maar dale tum us desh ki tarakki ki sochogi ya vaat lagane ki?

LADY: obviously Vaat lagane ki

MODI: Bilkul sahi.....Vahi to Sonia kar rahi hai...

Quote on life sms: Best Quotes...

Best Quotes...

1) Intention kitna bhi achha ho.
Duniya presentation dekhti hai...
Aur
Presentation kitana bhi accha ho,
Uparwala Intention dekhta hai.. !!! "Choice is urs" !!!

2) "Everyone have two Eyes.
But
No one has the same View."

3) The most important quality of successful people is their willingness to change.

4) "Human beings are very strange.
They have ego of their Knowledge..
But,
They don't have knowledge of their ego".

5) PARENTS don't expect much from us,
They just expect the loan of LOVE whch we borrowed from them in our childhood to be returned in their old age.

6) People who judge do not matter.
People who matter do not judge.

7) Success is the time to redefine our Goals.
Failure is the time to redefine our Methods.

If people are trying to bring you down.....
It only means that you are above them.

9) Alphabet "O" stands for Opportunity which is absent in Yesterday"
Available only once in "Today" And thrice in "Tomorrow".

10) "Pain Is Unavoidable but,
Suffering Is Optional"

11) SOLID QUOTE:
"Patthar Sirf ek bar Mandir Jaata hai aur Bhagwan Ban Jaata hai.

Hum Roz Mandir Jakar bhi Patthar hi Rehte hain."

12) Only message are not life ,
But Our life should be a message to other !

13 ) Risk is My Life..
Possible is My Hope..
Impossible is My Enemy..
Dangerous is My Game..
Walk with Me..
My name is SUCCESS...😎

Husband wife sms: A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace

A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary&his wife did not speak to him for 3 months!
Was the necklace fake?

No,that was the deal...!!!.😂😂😂

Husband wife sms: Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day

Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :- Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter ?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,"I will leave you one fine day." !!

Lovely sms :Ye Sms Soch samjakar padhana-

Ye Sms
Soch samjakar padhana-


3-CHIZE ZINDAGI Me1 Baar Milti Hain-
1.MAA-BAP
2.WAQT
3.DOST

3-CHIZE SOCH-SAMAZ Kar Uthao-
1.KADAM
2.KASAM
3.KALAM

3-CHIZE SOCH Kr KARO-
1.PYAR
2.BAAT
3.FAISALA

3-CHIZE Kisi Ka INTZAR Nhi Karti-
1.MOUT
2.WAQT
3.UMAR

3-CHIZE CHHOTI Na Samjho-
1.KARZ
2.FARZ
3.RISHTA

3-CHIZE Humesha DARD Deti H-
1.DHOKA
2.GARIBI
3.YAADE

3-CHIZO se Humesha Aap KHUSH Rahenge-
1.GOD
2.FAMILY And
3.DOSTI
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