Husband wife sms: A couple 👫 watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV 💻 together. After

A couple 👫 watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother.

Husband: 😨 He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee 😄

Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 😁

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡.

Husband: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit. 😜

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ' free' hit?

Wife: Now whom is he saying 'HI' to?

Husband: He is signalling a 'Bye'.

Wife: Why is he saying 'Bye'. Is the game over😆😆😆?

Wife: How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV 😂😂😂.

Wife turns it on and watches 'Saraswasti Chandra' 😅😅😅

Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra?

Wife: 😡😡😡 Don't you dare disturb me.
😆😆😆

Husband: 😳😳😳

Lovely sms: love u maa

Heart Touching Story,,,,,, :

( Spare JUST 5 Valuable Mins

Just READ TILL THE END )

Ek 8 Saal Ke Bachhe Ki Maa

Mar Jati HaiN.

Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Poocha

Ki Beta Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa

Aur Mari Hui Maa MeiN Kya

Fark Laga,,,,,,,,???

ToH WoH Ladka Bola :

"Meri Nayi Maa Sachhi HaiN

Aur Mari Hui Maa Jhooti

Thi,,,,,,,!!!! "

YeH Sunke Us Aadmi Ko

Jhatka Sa Laga Aur Bola :

" KyuN Beta……Aisa KyuN

Lagta HaiN,,,,,,,,,???? Jisne

Tujhe Janam Diya WoH

Jhooti Aur KaL Aayi Hui

Maa Sachhi Kyu Lagti

HaiN,,,,,???? "

Ladka Bola, :

" Jab MaiN Masti Karta Tha,

Tab Maa Kehti Thi : "Agar Tu

Isi Tarah Masti Karega ToH,

Tujhe Khana NahiN Doongi "

MaiN Fir Bhi Bahut Masti

Karta Rehta Aur Mujhe

Poore Gaon Se Dhund Kar

Laati. Apne Paas Bethakar

Apne HaathoN Se, Khana

Khilati Thi,,,,,,,,!!! "

Aur Yeh Nayi Maa Kehti

Hain Ki : "Agar Tu Isi Tarah

Masti Karega Toh, Tujhe

Khana Nahin Doongi,,,,,,!!! "

AUR

SACH Mein Usne Aaj Mujhe

Teen Din Se Khana Nahin

Diya,,,,,,,!!!! "

Must Share,,,,,,,

MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Pet MeiN Laat

Maarta Tha,,,,,,

.

MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Gir Jaata Tha.

.

MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Bukhaar Ya

Sardi MeiN Tadapta Tha.

.

MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Khaana NahiN

Khaata Tha,,,,,,

.

Aur,

.

" MAA Aaj Bhi Roti HaiN,

Jab Beta KHAANA NahiN

Deta,,,,,,,!!! "

DostoN,,,,,

Isko Itna forward karo ki

koi MAA kabhi bhuki Na

Soye. Aur Uske Aankh Se

Ek QATRA Paani Na Aaye,,,,,

If You Love Your Mom

Then Forward This.

I LOVE MY MOM.

WoH bhi kya din the

" MUMMY " Ki Godh Aur

" PAPA " Ke Kandhe,,,,,,,,

Na Paise Ki Soch

Na Life Ke Funde,,,,,,

Na KaL Ki Chinta

Na Future Ke Sapne,,,,,,

Ab KaL Ki HaiN Fikar Aur

Adhure HaiN Sapne,,,,,,

MudH Kar Dekha Toh Bahut

Door HaiN Apne,,,,,,,

Manzilo ko dhundte kaha

kho Gaye Hum,

Aakhir, Itne bade kyun Ho

Gaye Hum,,,,,,,,,!!

Din Bhar Kaam Ke Baad

PAPA Poochte HaiN Ki,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,Kitna Kamaya,,,,????

Wife Poochegi,,,,,,

,,,,,,,Kitna Bachaya,,,,,,????

Beta Poochega,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,Kya Laaya,,,,,,???? LekiN

Maa Hi Poochegi :

" Beta Kuch Khaya,,,,????? "

Agar Aap Free Ho

ToH Iss Msg ko Itna

FaeLao Jitna Aap

Apni Maa Se Pyaar Karte

Ho,,,,,,,,!!

Ek Msg Maa Ke NaaM,,,,, :

💐 LOVE U MAA 💐

Fun on movie Ye Jawani Hai Deewani...

After watching movie Ye Jawani Hai Deewani...

A boy to his father . . .

boy- papa main udna chahta hu, girna chata hu, daudna bhi chahta hu......bus rukna nai chahta .

father- Ye le mobile temple run khel le..

Lovely sms:

जब मैं छोटा था, शायद दुनिया
बहुत बड़ी हुआ करती थी..
मुझे याद है मेरे घर से "स्कूल" तक का वो रास्ता, क्या क्या नहीं था वहां,

चाट के ठेले, जलेबी की दुकान,बर्फ के गोले, सब कुछ,
अब वहां "मोबाइल शॉप",
"विडियो पार्लर" हैं, फिर भी सब सूना है..
शायद अब दुनिया सिमट रही है..

जब मैं छोटा था,
शायद शामें बहुत लम्बी हुआ करती थीं..
मैं हाथ में पतंग की डोर पकड़े, घंटों उड़ा करता था, वो लम्बी 🚴"साइकिल रेस", वो बचपन के खेल, वो हर शाम थक के चूर हो जाना,
अब शाम नहीं होती, दिन ढलता है
और सीधे रात हो जाती है.
शायद वक्त सिमट रहा है..

जब मैं छोटा था,
🐊शायद दोस्ती बहुत गहरी हुआ करती थी,
दिन भर वो हुजूम बनाकर खेलना,
वो दोस्तों के घर का खाना, वो साथ रोना...
अब भी मेरे कई दोस्त हैं,
पर दोस्ती जाने कहाँ है,
जब भी "traffic signal" पे मिलते हैं "Hi" हो जाती है,
और अपने अपने रास्ते चल देते हैं,
होली, दीवाली, जन्मदिन,
नए साल पर बस SMS आ जाते हैं, शायद अब रिश्ते बदल रहें हैं..

जब मैं छोटा था,
तब खेल भी अजीब हुआ करते थे,
छुपन छुपाई, लंगडी टांग,
पोषम पा, कट केक,
टिप्पी टीपी टाप.
अब internet, office,
से फुर्सत ही नहीं मिलती..
शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है.

जिंदगी का सबसे बड़ा सच यही है..
जो अक्सर कबरिस्तान के बाहर
बोर्ड पर लिखा होता है...
"मंजिल तो यही थी,
बस जिंदगी गुज़र गयी मेरी
यहाँ आते आते"

ज़िंदगी का लम्हा बहुत छोटा सा है...
कल की कोई बुनियाद नहीं है
और आने वाला कल सिर्फ सपने में ही है..
अब बच गए इस पल में..
तमन्नाओं से भरी इस जिंदगी में
हम सिर्फ भाग रहे हैं..
कुछ रफ़्तार धीमी करो,
मेरे दोस्त,
🐊और इस ज़िंदगी को जियो...
खूब जियो मेरे दोस्त.....

Informative sms: Someone has written these beautiful LINES. Read and try to understand

Someone has written these beautiful LINES. Read and try to understand the deeper meaning of them.

🌸1. Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout life.

🌸2. Why is a car's windshield so large & the rear view mirror so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, look ahead and move on.

🌸 3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

🌸 4. All things in life are temporary. If they are going well, enjoy them, they will not last forever. If they are going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.

🌸 5. Old friends are gold! New friends are diamond! If you get a diamond, don't forget the gold! To hold a diamond, you always need a base of gold!

🌸 6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart; it's just a bend, not the end!"

🌸 7. When God solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when God doesn't solve your problems, He has faith in YOUR abilities.


🌸8. A blind person asked God: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"

🌸9. When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes, when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

🌸 10. Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles; it takes away today's PEACE.

If you enjoyed this, please copy it and pass it to others. It may brighten someone else's day, too.

Have a Nice & Beautiful day

Political humor: The greatest joke of the millennium

The greatest joke of the millennium:

Teacher -"Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA ?"
Student -"In Swiss Banks

Office office :In an appraisal discussion..

In an appraisal discussion...

Manager: this is your revised salary, keep it confidential.

Employee: Don't worry, I am equally ashamed Of it.

Funny mallu: Mallu 👳: My dinner treat! Com

Mallu 👳: My dinner treat! Come to Bobby Ganeshan

Girl Friend👩: Come to wat?

Mallu: Bobby Ganeshan yaar

GFriend: I don't know this place. I'll come to ur house & u take me there.

Mallu: U don't know Bobby Ganeshan? I'll take you there

Friend and Mallu both reach Bobby Ganeshan

Girl Friend daamn you idiot! !! It's pronounced as "Barbeque Nation!"
Lol...lol...😂😂

Husband wife sms: Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

🐍.... The killer one

Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai!

Banta: Abey wo kaat nahi raha...uska 'Zeher' khatam ho gaya hai to wo RECHARGE Karwane aaya hai !

Husband wife sms: Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to

😥Kabhi Bahut Dukhi ho to
apni shaadi ka video
ulta chala k dekhna.
Maza aa jayega

Aapki Biwi
Aapke gale se haar utaaregi.
Car me baithegi
Aur
Mayke Laut jayegi💥😜

Long sms: WELCOME TO AADHAAR CARD

WELCOME TO AADHAAR CARD.A Scene in 2020...Operator:Hello Pizza Hut!Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?Operator : Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?Customer: Yeah!Hold on.....My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610Operator : OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.Your home number is40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is0142662566. You are calling from you home number now.Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers?Operator : We are connected to the system, Sir.Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...Operator : That's not a good idea Sir.Customer: How come?Operator : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressureand even higher cholesterol level, sir.Customer: What?... What do you recommend then?Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it.Customer: How do you know for sure?Operator : You borrowed a book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from theNational Library last week, sir.Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then.Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total isRs. 2,450.Customer: Can I pay by credit card?Operator : I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card isover the limit and you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw somecash before your guy arrives.Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted even youroverdraft limit.Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. Howlong is it gonna take anyway?Operator : About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always comeand collect it on your motorcycle.Customer: What?Operator : According to the details in the system , you own a motorcycleregistration number 1123.Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number too!)Operator : Is there anything else, sir?Customer: Nothing.! .. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 freebottles of cola as advertised?Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records, you're alsodiabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this offerfor you.Customer: ***%&$%%### You $##$%%@!)))Operator: Better mind your language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 youwere imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive languageagainst a policeman...?Customer faints.......