Husband wife sms: Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday.

Very Touchy story:

"Husband forgot to wish her on his Wife's birthday. He came home late at night from the office .....

His wife shouted: How would u feel if u dont see me for next few days?

He couldnt believe his luck. He replied at once.'' Wowww.....That would be great..!''

Monday passed & he didn't see her.

Tuesday & wednesday passed too.
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On Thursday the swelling was better & he could see her from the corner of his left eye... 😂😂😂

Fuuny Whole life in one song :

Haha
Whole life in one song :

1 to 15 year :
Neno mein sapana

15 to 25 year :
Sapano main sajani

25 to 35 year :
Sajani pe dil aa gaya

35 to 45 year :
Kyu sajani pe dil aa gaya???

After 45 year :
Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho..!!😂😂😂😂

Punjabi love letter:Love Letter from punjaban to husband...

Love Letter from punjaban to
husband...📨

O mere dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,🐺
Tu luteya mere dil da chain,💝
rabb kare tenu keede pain,
Tere nain bade nashile,👀
jive jhadu de tille,
Tu mere dil vich eddan vasea,
jive chikad vich kutta fasea,🐶
jane jigar jane tamana,
edhar aa terian lattan
bhanna.......
♥ I LOVE U ♥

Reply sms: guess the 10 songs given bellow:

💞 guess the 10 songs given bellow:

1⃣.😃😀✂🚗
2⃣.🌵❌✂☀🌙
3⃣.☀🌅🌙🔥
4⃣.👆🏨👍👉🚫
5⃣.👑👸❤1⃣👀1⃣💘
6⃣.🚶🚶🚶🐘
7⃣.👵👵⤴💃🎵g
8⃣.📕📖📗📖📘👀👉
9⃣.👞🇯🇵👖🇬🇧
🔟.🔫🙇🙇📢
Hint- 1st song - haste haste kat jaye raste

Informative sms: SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE NOT KNOWN And NEED

😴😀 SOMETHING YOU
MIGHT HAVE NOT
KNOWN And NEED
TO KNOW !!

🐜 Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.

🗻 To Get Pure & Clean
Ice :
"Boil Water first
before placing in the
Freezer"

🎆 To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"

💨 To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"

💭 To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"

🙇 To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"

🍋 To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"

🍞 To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"

😂 To avoid Tears while
cutting Onions 🍑:
"Chew Gum"

🍲 To boil Potatoes
quickly:
"Skin one Potato
from one side only
before boiling"

👕 To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste 🍥
on the Ink Spots
generously and let it
dry completely, then
wash"

🍠 To skin Sweet
Potatoes quickly :
"Soak in Cold Water
immediately after
boiling"

🐀 To get rid of Mice or
Rats:
"Sprinkle Black
Pepper in places
where you find Mice &
Rats. They will run
away"

🍸 Take Water Before
Bedtime..
"About 90% of Heart
Attacks occur Early in
the Morning & it can
be reduced if one
takes a Glass or two
of Water before going
to bed at Night"

💐 We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!

Did you ???

💦 Drinking Water at the
Right Time ⏰
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;

1⃣ 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
🕕⛅ helps to
activate internal
organs..

2⃣ 1 Glass of Water
30 Minutes 🕧
before a Meal -
helps digestion..

3⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before taking a
Bath 🚿 - helps
lower your blood
pressure.

4⃣ 1 Glass of Water
before going to
Bed - 🕙 avoids
Stroke or Heart
Attack.

🃏 Chinese Proverb Says:
'When someone
shares something of
value with you and
you benefit from it,
You have a moral
obligation to share it
with others too.'

So..., DO your's !
I have done mine 😄

Funny sms: These are actual profiles from shaadi.com,

U HAVE TO READ THIS LOL....
These are actual profiles from
shaadi.com, hilarious they are....
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail.. 😂😂
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I want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework.
(Can smbdy plz explain What
Homework???) 😳
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I want a boy with no drinks. If he
wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast.
(by not wearing his jeans? What the
hell...! ) 😛
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.
I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD.
THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE,
1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(I am loughing {laughing}) 😂😂
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom,
and he must think of the future life if
he is too like this he would be called the man of the lamp.
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants A
LAMP ? ?) 😁
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I love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok?
(the 'Ok-syndrome' K K) 😝
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I am pranati my family histoy my two
brother two sister and father & Mother.
sister completely married
(somebody please explain how to get married 'completely'?) 😄😄
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My name is farhanbegum, and i am
unmarried.
pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(Heights of desperation! ) 😰
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i am kanandevi. i do own businas. one sistar. he was marred.
("1 sistar…he was marred". I'm dead…) 😵😲
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am Kamala my colour is black, but
my heart is white. i like social service.
(Is she a Zebra..???) 😂

Funny pic

Husband wife sms: A couple 👫 watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV 💻 together. After

A couple 👫 watching an IPL ⚾ match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes:

Wife: Is that Bret Lee

Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.

Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother.

Husband: 😨 He does not have an actor brother

Wife: What about Bruce Lee 😄

Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian

Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.

Husband: No. It is called action replay.

Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.

Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 😁

Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡.

Husband: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It's a free hit. 😜

Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ' free' hit?

Wife: Now whom is he saying 'HI' to?

Husband: He is signalling a 'Bye'.

Wife: Why is he saying 'Bye'. Is the game over😆😆😆?

Wife: How many runs to win?

Husband: 72 in 36 balls

Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball

Husband turns off the TV 😂😂😂.

Wife turns it on and watches 'Saraswasti Chandra' 😅😅😅

Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra?

Wife: 😡😡😡 Don't you dare disturb me.
😆😆😆

Husband: 😳😳😳

Lovely sms: love u maa

Heart Touching Story,,,,,, :

( Spare JUST 5 Valuable Mins

Just READ TILL THE END )

Ek 8 Saal Ke Bachhe Ki Maa

Mar Jati HaiN.

Ek Din Uske Papa Ne Poocha

Ki Beta Tujhe Apni Nayi Maa

Aur Mari Hui Maa MeiN Kya

Fark Laga,,,,,,,,???

ToH WoH Ladka Bola :

"Meri Nayi Maa Sachhi HaiN

Aur Mari Hui Maa Jhooti

Thi,,,,,,,!!!! "

YeH Sunke Us Aadmi Ko

Jhatka Sa Laga Aur Bola :

" KyuN Beta……Aisa KyuN

Lagta HaiN,,,,,,,,,???? Jisne

Tujhe Janam Diya WoH

Jhooti Aur KaL Aayi Hui

Maa Sachhi Kyu Lagti

HaiN,,,,,???? "

Ladka Bola, :

" Jab MaiN Masti Karta Tha,

Tab Maa Kehti Thi : "Agar Tu

Isi Tarah Masti Karega ToH,

Tujhe Khana NahiN Doongi "

MaiN Fir Bhi Bahut Masti

Karta Rehta Aur Mujhe

Poore Gaon Se Dhund Kar

Laati. Apne Paas Bethakar

Apne HaathoN Se, Khana

Khilati Thi,,,,,,,,!!! "

Aur Yeh Nayi Maa Kehti

Hain Ki : "Agar Tu Isi Tarah

Masti Karega Toh, Tujhe

Khana Nahin Doongi,,,,,,!!! "

AUR

SACH Mein Usne Aaj Mujhe

Teen Din Se Khana Nahin

Diya,,,,,,,!!!! "

Must Share,,,,,,,

MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Pet MeiN Laat

Maarta Tha,,,,,,

.

MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Gir Jaata Tha.

.

MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Bukhaar Ya

Sardi MeiN Tadapta Tha.

.

MAA Tab Bhi Roti Thi,

Jab Beta Khaana NahiN

Khaata Tha,,,,,,

.

Aur,

.

" MAA Aaj Bhi Roti HaiN,

Jab Beta KHAANA NahiN

Deta,,,,,,,!!! "

DostoN,,,,,

Isko Itna forward karo ki

koi MAA kabhi bhuki Na

Soye. Aur Uske Aankh Se

Ek QATRA Paani Na Aaye,,,,,

If You Love Your Mom

Then Forward This.

I LOVE MY MOM.

WoH bhi kya din the

" MUMMY " Ki Godh Aur

" PAPA " Ke Kandhe,,,,,,,,

Na Paise Ki Soch

Na Life Ke Funde,,,,,,

Na KaL Ki Chinta

Na Future Ke Sapne,,,,,,

Ab KaL Ki HaiN Fikar Aur

Adhure HaiN Sapne,,,,,,

MudH Kar Dekha Toh Bahut

Door HaiN Apne,,,,,,,

Manzilo ko dhundte kaha

kho Gaye Hum,

Aakhir, Itne bade kyun Ho

Gaye Hum,,,,,,,,,!!

Din Bhar Kaam Ke Baad

PAPA Poochte HaiN Ki,,,,,,

,,,,,,,,Kitna Kamaya,,,,????

Wife Poochegi,,,,,,

,,,,,,,Kitna Bachaya,,,,,,????

Beta Poochega,,,,,,,

,,,,,,,Kya Laaya,,,,,,???? LekiN

Maa Hi Poochegi :

" Beta Kuch Khaya,,,,????? "

Agar Aap Free Ho

ToH Iss Msg ko Itna

FaeLao Jitna Aap

Apni Maa Se Pyaar Karte

Ho,,,,,,,,!!

Ek Msg Maa Ke NaaM,,,,, :

💐 LOVE U MAA 💐

Fun on movie Ye Jawani Hai Deewani...

After watching movie Ye Jawani Hai Deewani...

A boy to his father . . .

boy- papa main udna chahta hu, girna chata hu, daudna bhi chahta hu......bus rukna nai chahta .

father- Ye le mobile temple run khel le..

Lovely sms:

जब मैं छोटा था, शायद दुनिया
बहुत बड़ी हुआ करती थी..
मुझे याद है मेरे घर से "स्कूल" तक का वो रास्ता, क्या क्या नहीं था वहां,

चाट के ठेले, जलेबी की दुकान,बर्फ के गोले, सब कुछ,
अब वहां "मोबाइल शॉप",
"विडियो पार्लर" हैं, फिर भी सब सूना है..
शायद अब दुनिया सिमट रही है..

जब मैं छोटा था,
शायद शामें बहुत लम्बी हुआ करती थीं..
मैं हाथ में पतंग की डोर पकड़े, घंटों उड़ा करता था, वो लम्बी 🚴"साइकिल रेस", वो बचपन के खेल, वो हर शाम थक के चूर हो जाना,
अब शाम नहीं होती, दिन ढलता है
और सीधे रात हो जाती है.
शायद वक्त सिमट रहा है..

जब मैं छोटा था,
🐊शायद दोस्ती बहुत गहरी हुआ करती थी,
दिन भर वो हुजूम बनाकर खेलना,
वो दोस्तों के घर का खाना, वो साथ रोना...
अब भी मेरे कई दोस्त हैं,
पर दोस्ती जाने कहाँ है,
जब भी "traffic signal" पे मिलते हैं "Hi" हो जाती है,
और अपने अपने रास्ते चल देते हैं,
होली, दीवाली, जन्मदिन,
नए साल पर बस SMS आ जाते हैं, शायद अब रिश्ते बदल रहें हैं..

जब मैं छोटा था,
तब खेल भी अजीब हुआ करते थे,
छुपन छुपाई, लंगडी टांग,
पोषम पा, कट केक,
टिप्पी टीपी टाप.
अब internet, office,
से फुर्सत ही नहीं मिलती..
शायद ज़िन्दगी बदल रही है.

जिंदगी का सबसे बड़ा सच यही है..
जो अक्सर कबरिस्तान के बाहर
बोर्ड पर लिखा होता है...
"मंजिल तो यही थी,
बस जिंदगी गुज़र गयी मेरी
यहाँ आते आते"

ज़िंदगी का लम्हा बहुत छोटा सा है...
कल की कोई बुनियाद नहीं है
और आने वाला कल सिर्फ सपने में ही है..
अब बच गए इस पल में..
तमन्नाओं से भरी इस जिंदगी में
हम सिर्फ भाग रहे हैं..
कुछ रफ़्तार धीमी करो,
मेरे दोस्त,
🐊और इस ज़िंदगी को जियो...
खूब जियो मेरे दोस्त.....