Naughty sms: Boy : Hello📞, Pammi darling💋.

Boy : Hello📞, Pammi darling💋... kaisi ho ? ..............................Girl : Who's this 😳?.......................Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!..................Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......Boy : Yes but how you know me ??Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....😱?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun 😡!!..Tune 'Pammi' ko nahi, 'Mammi' ko phone lagaya hai!!😡😡

Funny sms: A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her
pet on the table, the vet Pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry,
your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked
up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few
minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back On its
haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and Strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, But as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, A dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys And produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"


She cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"


The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my Word for it, the
bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's
now $150."

Political humor: Waah kya Logic hai

Waah kya Logic hai:
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Ram ne Ravan ko maara
(R X R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko;
(K X K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko;
(G X G)
Obama ne Osama ko;
(O X O)

Corruption maarega Congress ko (C X C)

Ab Modi marega Manmohan ko...! (MXM)

forward karo har kisi ko jise aap jante ho


☁⛅☁

Chal chaiya chaiya
💭 💃 🏃
🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋💨

Naughty sms: Sardar ki Biwi came naked in th

Sardar ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to
serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to
hai?
Wife: Woh jee Recipe book me aisa hi likha tha
na...
"Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests will enjoy."

Reply sms: IQ and ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION TEST:

IQ and ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION TEST:
7-Questions, 7 Marks Passing marks 5
Q1. Which alphabet is a question?
Q2. Which alphabet is an insect?
Q3. Which alphabet is a part of our body?
Q4. Which alphabet is a tool?
Q5. Which alphabet is a drink?
Q6. Which alphabet is a source of salt?
Q7. Which alphabet is a vegetable?
Come back with ur answers ...

Long sms: 🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰 wrote an entrance

🐢Tortoise and a Rabbit🐰 wrote an entrance exam,📝 🐢Tortoise got 80%, 🐰Rabbit got 81%.

Both went 4 🏦admission to an engineering college,

Cut off needed was 85%.😱😨

😾Rabbit didn't get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.🙀

How?🙊

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😦U remember when we were in the 😥1st std the tortoise won a race.

😂Sports quota 5% marks extra :-😜😃😈



tortois rocks😎.....
U r shocked😌..

Jaldi send karo naya naya aaya hai...😉 😜

Husband wife sms: Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife.


😜👍😜

Punjabi rulz: Jatt:-No if no but sirf Jatt

Jatt:-No if no but sirf Jatt
Baniya:-Na pudina na dhaniya sirf Baniya
Jain:-Na cycle na chain sirf Jain
Bihari:-Na susti na hoshiyari sirf Bihari
Hindu:-Na point na bindu sirf Hindu
Brahman:-Na aam na jaaman sirf brahman
Isai:-Na dudh na malai sirf Isai
Mulla:-Na Gas Na chulla Sirf Mulla
Angrej:-Na paisa na dahej sirf Angrej
Punjabi:-Na masala na gheo Punjabi sareyaan da "PEO". 😄😝😉

Quote on life sms: A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life

🔴 A Lovely Logic for a beautiful Life
Never try to maintain relations in your life Just try to maintain life in your relations

🔴 Death asked Life :
Why does everyone love you and hate me.
Life replied :
Because I am a beautiful Lie and you are painful Truth

🔴 We are very good Lawyers for our mistakes; and very good Judges for others` mistakes

🔴 A fantastic sentence written on every Japanese bus stop.
Only buses will stop here – Not your time So Keep walking towards your goal

🔴 Negative Thinkers focus on Problems
Positive thinkers focus on Solutions

🔴 Never hold your head high with pride or ego.
Even the winner of a gold medal gets his/her medal only when he bows his head down

🔴 Define TODAY
This is an Opportunity to Do A work better than Yesterday

🔴 African Saying:
If you want to walk quick, walk alone
If you want to walk far, walk together

🔴 Confident Quote:
I have not failed.
My success is just postponed!

Husband wife sms: funny pic

Husband wife sms: Husband's sms to wife:

Husband's sms to wife:
"Thanks for making my life wonderful & being a part of my life. You're great"
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Wife replied: "Laga liya chautha peg?".