Friday, October 11, 2013

Happy Dussehra

RAWAN ke 10 Sar๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น


20 Aakhein๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€


par Nazar Ek hi ladki par๐Ÿ‘ฐ


Aapka Sar 1๐Ÿ‘ฆ



Aankhein 2๐Ÿ‘€


par Nazar har ladki par๐Ÿ‘ฐ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ธ



Ab batao ki.? Asli Rawan kaun.?
๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น



Wish u Happy Dussehra............in advance.....

quotes on Sachin Tendulkar . . .!!!

9 famous quotes on Sachin Tendulkar . . .!!!

๐Ÿ‘ i want my son to became Sachin Tendulkar - brian lara๐Ÿˆ

๐Ÿ‘ We did not lose to a team called India, we lost to a man called Sachin
- mark taylor๐Ÿ€

๐Ÿ‘ nothin bad can happen to us if we were on a plane in India with Sachin on it.
- hashim amla⚽

๐Ÿ‘ he can play that leg glance with a walking stick also,
- waqar younis๐ŸŽพ

๐Ÿ‘ there are 2 kind of batsman in the world,
1 Sachin tendulkar
2 all the others.
-andy flower⚾

๐Ÿ‘i have seen god. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.
- matthew hayden๐ŸŽฑ

๐Ÿ‘ i see myself when i see Sachin batting.
-don bradman๐ŸŽณ

๐Ÿ‘do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even god is busy watcing his batting.
- Australian fan๐Ÿ‰

๐Ÿ‘best one from
Barack Obama- i don't know about cricket but still i watch cricket to see Sachin play. . Not bcoz i love his play its bcoz I want to know the reason why my country production goes down by 5 percent when he's batting. . . ๐Ÿ†


True Sachinists SHARE this. . .

Quote on life : Love vs peace:)

 




“I Love you …of course I do...But I love peace more than you :P”

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Naughty sms: Boy : Hello๐Ÿ“ž, Pammi darling๐Ÿ’‹.

Boy : Hello๐Ÿ“ž, Pammi darling๐Ÿ’‹... kaisi ho ? ..............................Girl : Who's this ๐Ÿ˜ณ?.......................Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!..................Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......Boy : Yes but how you know me ??Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....๐Ÿ˜ฑ?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun ๐Ÿ˜ก!!..Tune 'Pammi' ko nahi, 'Mammi' ko phone lagaya hai!!๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Funny sms: A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her
pet on the table, the vet Pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry,
your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked
up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few
minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back On its
haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and Strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, But as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, A dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys And produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"


She cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"


The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my Word for it, the
bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's
now $150."

Political humor: Waah kya Logic hai

Waah kya Logic hai:
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Ram ne Ravan ko maara
(R X R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko;
(K X K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko;
(G X G)
Obama ne Osama ko;
(O X O)

Corruption maarega Congress ko (C X C)

Ab Modi marega Manmohan ko...! (MXM)

forward karo har kisi ko jise aap jante ho


☁⛅☁

Chal chaiya chaiya
๐Ÿ’ญ ๐Ÿ’ƒ ๐Ÿƒ
๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿ’จ

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Naughty sms: Sardar ki Biwi came naked in th

Sardar ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to
serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to
hai?
Wife: Woh jee Recipe book me aisa hi likha tha
na...
"Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests will enjoy."

Reply sms: IQ and ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION TEST:

IQ and ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION TEST:
7-Questions, 7 Marks Passing marks 5
Q1. Which alphabet is a question?
Q2. Which alphabet is an insect?
Q3. Which alphabet is a part of our body?
Q4. Which alphabet is a tool?
Q5. Which alphabet is a drink?
Q6. Which alphabet is a source of salt?
Q7. Which alphabet is a vegetable?
Come back with ur answers ...

Long sms: ๐ŸขTortoise and a Rabbit๐Ÿฐ wrote an entrance

๐ŸขTortoise and a Rabbit๐Ÿฐ wrote an entrance exam,๐Ÿ“ ๐ŸขTortoise got 80%, ๐ŸฐRabbit got 81%.

Both went 4 ๐Ÿฆadmission to an engineering college,

Cut off needed was 85%.๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜จ

๐Ÿ˜พRabbit didn't get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.๐Ÿ™€

How?๐Ÿ™Š

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๐Ÿ˜ฆU remember when we were in the ๐Ÿ˜ฅ1st std the tortoise won a race.

๐Ÿ˜‚Sports quota 5% marks extra :-๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ˆ



tortois rocks๐Ÿ˜Ž.....
U r shocked๐Ÿ˜Œ..

Jaldi send karo naya naya aaya hai...๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜œ

Husband wife sms: Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife.


๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Punjabi rulz: Jatt:-No if no but sirf Jatt

Jatt:-No if no but sirf Jatt
Baniya:-Na pudina na dhaniya sirf Baniya
Jain:-Na cycle na chain sirf Jain
Bihari:-Na susti na hoshiyari sirf Bihari
Hindu:-Na point na bindu sirf Hindu
Brahman:-Na aam na jaaman sirf brahman
Isai:-Na dudh na malai sirf Isai
Mulla:-Na Gas Na chulla Sirf Mulla
Angrej:-Na paisa na dahej sirf Angrej
Punjabi:-Na masala na gheo Punjabi sareyaan da "PEO". ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰

เค…ंเคกे เค•ा เคšिเคฒ्เคฒा (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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