RAWAN ke 10 Sar๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
20 Aakhein๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
par Nazar Ek hi ladki par๐ฐ
Aapka Sar 1๐ฆ
Aankhein 2๐
par Nazar har ladki par๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ธ
Ab batao ki.? Asli Rawan kaun.?
๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
Wish u Happy Dussehra............in advance.....
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Friday, October 11, 2013
quotes on Sachin Tendulkar . . .!!!
9 famous quotes on Sachin Tendulkar . . .!!!
๐ i want my son to became Sachin Tendulkar - brian lara๐
๐ We did not lose to a team called India, we lost to a man called Sachin
- mark taylor๐
๐ nothin bad can happen to us if we were on a plane in India with Sachin on it.
- hashim amla⚽
๐ he can play that leg glance with a walking stick also,
- waqar younis๐พ
๐ there are 2 kind of batsman in the world,
1 Sachin tendulkar
2 all the others.
-andy flower⚾
๐i have seen god. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.
- matthew hayden๐ฑ
๐ i see myself when i see Sachin batting.
-don bradman๐ณ
๐do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even god is busy watcing his batting.
- Australian fan๐
๐best one from
Barack Obama- i don't know about cricket but still i watch cricket to see Sachin play. . Not bcoz i love his play its bcoz I want to know the reason why my country production goes down by 5 percent when he's batting. . . ๐
True Sachinists SHARE this. . .
๐ i want my son to became Sachin Tendulkar - brian lara๐
๐ We did not lose to a team called India, we lost to a man called Sachin
- mark taylor๐
๐ nothin bad can happen to us if we were on a plane in India with Sachin on it.
- hashim amla⚽
๐ he can play that leg glance with a walking stick also,
- waqar younis๐พ
๐ there are 2 kind of batsman in the world,
1 Sachin tendulkar
2 all the others.
-andy flower⚾
๐i have seen god. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.
- matthew hayden๐ฑ
๐ i see myself when i see Sachin batting.
-don bradman๐ณ
๐do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even god is busy watcing his batting.
- Australian fan๐
๐best one from
Barack Obama- i don't know about cricket but still i watch cricket to see Sachin play. . Not bcoz i love his play its bcoz I want to know the reason why my country production goes down by 5 percent when he's batting. . . ๐
True Sachinists SHARE this. . .
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Naughty sms: Boy : Hello๐, Pammi darling๐.
Boy : Hello๐, Pammi darling๐... kaisi ho ? ..............................Girl : Who's this ๐ณ?.......................Boy : Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!..................Girl : Tu Bunty hai na...Boy : Yes; but how do you know ?Girl : Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na......Boy : Yes but how you know me ??Girl : Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na.....Boy : Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata....๐ฑ?
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun ๐ก!!..Tune 'Pammi' ko nahi, 'Mammi' ko phone lagaya hai!!๐ก๐ก
Girl : Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun ๐ก!!..Tune 'Pammi' ko nahi, 'Mammi' ko phone lagaya hai!!๐ก๐ก
Funny sms: A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her
pet on the table, the vet Pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry,
your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked
up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few
minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back On its
haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and Strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, But as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, A dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys And produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
She cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my Word for it, the
bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's
now $150."
pet on the table, the vet Pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest.
After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry,
your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."
The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..
"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few
minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked
on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked
up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few
minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also
delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back On its
haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and Strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, But as I said, this is
most definitely, 100% certifiably, A dead duck."
The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys And produced a
bill, which he handed to the woman..
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!"
She cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"
The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my Word for it, the
bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's
now $150."
Political humor: Waah kya Logic hai
Waah kya Logic hai:
.
.
Ram ne Ravan ko maara
(R X R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko;
(K X K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko;
(G X G)
Obama ne Osama ko;
(O X O)
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C X C)
Ab Modi marega Manmohan ko...! (MXM)
forward karo har kisi ko jise aap jante ho
☁⛅☁
Chal chaiya chaiya
๐ญ ๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐จ
.
.
Ram ne Ravan ko maara
(R X R)
Krishna ne Kansa ko;
(K X K)
Godse ne Gandhi ko;
(G X G)
Obama ne Osama ko;
(O X O)
Corruption maarega Congress ko (C X C)
Ab Modi marega Manmohan ko...! (MXM)
forward karo har kisi ko jise aap jante ho
☁⛅☁
Chal chaiya chaiya
๐ญ ๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐จ
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Naughty sms: Sardar ki Biwi came naked in th
Sardar ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to
serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to
hai?
Wife: Woh jee Recipe book me aisa hi likha tha
na...
"Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests will enjoy."
serve Halwa to the guests.
Sardar screamed: Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to
hai?
Wife: Woh jee Recipe book me aisa hi likha tha
na...
"Serve Hot without any dressing. Guests will enjoy."
Reply sms: IQ and ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION TEST:
IQ and ENGLISH PRONOUNCIATION TEST:
7-Questions, 7 Marks Passing marks 5
Q1. Which alphabet is a question?
Q2. Which alphabet is an insect?
Q3. Which alphabet is a part of our body?
Q4. Which alphabet is a tool?
Q5. Which alphabet is a drink?
Q6. Which alphabet is a source of salt?
Q7. Which alphabet is a vegetable?
Come back with ur answers ...
7-Questions, 7 Marks Passing marks 5
Q1. Which alphabet is a question?
Q2. Which alphabet is an insect?
Q3. Which alphabet is a part of our body?
Q4. Which alphabet is a tool?
Q5. Which alphabet is a drink?
Q6. Which alphabet is a source of salt?
Q7. Which alphabet is a vegetable?
Come back with ur answers ...
Long sms: ๐ขTortoise and a Rabbit๐ฐ wrote an entrance
๐ขTortoise and a Rabbit๐ฐ wrote an entrance exam,๐ ๐ขTortoise got 80%, ๐ฐRabbit got 81%.
Both went 4 ๐ฆadmission to an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%.๐ฑ๐จ
๐พRabbit didn't get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.๐
How?๐
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
๐ฆU remember when we were in the ๐ฅ1st std the tortoise won a race.
๐Sports quota 5% marks extra :-๐๐๐
tortois rocks๐.....
U r shocked๐..
Jaldi send karo naya naya aaya hai...๐ ๐
Both went 4 ๐ฆadmission to an engineering college,
Cut off needed was 85%.๐ฑ๐จ
๐พRabbit didn't get admission ,but the tortoise got admission.๐
How?๐
.
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.
.
.
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.
.
.
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๐ฆU remember when we were in the ๐ฅ1st std the tortoise won a race.
๐Sports quota 5% marks extra :-๐๐๐
tortois rocks๐.....
U r shocked๐..
Jaldi send karo naya naya aaya hai...๐ ๐
Husband wife sms: Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife.
๐๐๐
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife.
๐๐๐
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Punjabi rulz: Jatt:-No if no but sirf Jatt
Jatt:-No if no but sirf Jatt
Baniya:-Na pudina na dhaniya sirf Baniya
Jain:-Na cycle na chain sirf Jain
Bihari:-Na susti na hoshiyari sirf Bihari
Hindu:-Na point na bindu sirf Hindu
Brahman:-Na aam na jaaman sirf brahman
Isai:-Na dudh na malai sirf Isai
Mulla:-Na Gas Na chulla Sirf Mulla
Angrej:-Na paisa na dahej sirf Angrej
Punjabi:-Na masala na gheo Punjabi sareyaan da "PEO". ๐๐๐
Baniya:-Na pudina na dhaniya sirf Baniya
Jain:-Na cycle na chain sirf Jain
Bihari:-Na susti na hoshiyari sirf Bihari
Hindu:-Na point na bindu sirf Hindu
Brahman:-Na aam na jaaman sirf brahman
Isai:-Na dudh na malai sirf Isai
Mulla:-Na Gas Na chulla Sirf Mulla
Angrej:-Na paisa na dahej sirf Angrej
Punjabi:-Na masala na gheo Punjabi sareyaan da "PEO". ๐๐๐
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