Funny sms: Kyun chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation

Kyun chalti hai pawan,
Because of evaporation .

Kyun jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.

Kyun machalta hai mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
I just explained

Kyun gum hai har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.

Kyun hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyun aata hai mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
As u can see i just explained

Kyun aati hai bahar,
Because of change in season.

Kyun khota hai karar,
Because of taking tension.

Kyun hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Memory loss?😛😂

Jaldi fwd karo market may naya hai.....😝

Happy eid :Eid mubarak!

Quote on life sms: Beautiful message! 💬 Stay away from Anger..

Beautiful message!
💬 Stay away from Anger..
It hurts ..Only You!

💬 If you are right then there is no need to get angry,

💬 And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.

💬 Patience with family is love,

💬 Patience with others is respect.

💬 Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.

💬 Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears...

💬 Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...

💬 Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.

💬Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,

💬 Every problem comes to make us or break us,

💬 The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.

💬 Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful

💬 Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?

💬 So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.

💬 Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness.
😊
Do Share it with all the beautiful People In ur Life💛

Meaningful quote:Ek Woh Waqt Tha Jab Hum Sochtey The Ki

Ek Woh Waqt Tha Jab Hum Sochtey The Ki,
Humara Bhi Waqt Ayega,

Aur.

Ek Ye Waqt Hai

Ki

Hum Sochte Hain Ki Woh Bhi Kya Waqt Tha.

Husband wife sms: Scholars now have finally concluded that Raavan was not evil...

Scholars now have finally concluded that Raavan was not evil...

Someone who takes your wife away can only be an Angel sent by God!!" 😄😉😁 Happy Dussehra

Happy dussehra!!

Sharabi sms: Laut ayi khushiyan.

Laut ayi khushiyan..
Laut ayi baharen..
Ho gye navratre khatam..
Jago sharabi sare..
😝😝😝😝😝

Lovely sms: जो चाहा कभी पाया नहीं, जो पाया कभी सोचा

जो चाहा कभी पाया नहीं, जो पाया कभी सोचा नहीं, जो सोचा कभी मिला नहीं, जो मिला रास आया नहीं,जो खोया वो याद आता है पर जो पाया संभाला जाता नहीं , क्यों अजीब सी पहेली है ज़िन्दगी जिसको कोई सुलझा पाता नहीं.
जीवन में कभी समझौता करना पड़े तो कोई बड़ी बात नहीं है, क्योंकि, झुकता वही है जिसमें जान होती है, अकड़ तो मुरदे की पहचान होती है।
ज़िन्दगी जीने के दो तरीके होते है! पहला: जो पसंद है उसे हासिल करना सीख लो! दूसरा: जो हासिल है उसे पसंद करना सीख लो!
जिंदगी जीना आसान नहीं होता; बिना संघर्ष कोई महान नहीं होता; जब तक न पड़े हथोड़े की चोट; पत्थर भी भगवान नहीं होता।
जिंदगी बहुत कुछ सिखाती है; कभी हंसती है तो कभी रुलाती है; पर जो हर हाल में खुश रहते हैं; जिंदगी उनके आगे सर झुकाती है।
चेहरे की हंसी से हर गम चुराओ...बहुत कुछ बोलो पर कुछ ना छुपाओ; खुद ना रूठो कभी पर सबको मनाओ; राज़ है ये जिंदगी का बस जीते चले जाओ।...........
GooD Luck 😀😀😀

Happy Dussehra

RAWAN ke 10 Sar👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹


20 Aakhein👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀


par Nazar Ek hi ladki par👰


Aapka Sar 1👦



Aankhein 2👀


par Nazar har ladki par👰🙎👧👸



Ab batao ki.? Asli Rawan kaun.?
👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹



Wish u Happy Dussehra............in advance.....

quotes on Sachin Tendulkar . . .!!!

9 famous quotes on Sachin Tendulkar . . .!!!

👍 i want my son to became Sachin Tendulkar - brian lara🏈

👍 We did not lose to a team called India, we lost to a man called Sachin
- mark taylor🏀

👍 nothin bad can happen to us if we were on a plane in India with Sachin on it.
- hashim amla⚽

👍 he can play that leg glance with a walking stick also,
- waqar younis🎾

👍 there are 2 kind of batsman in the world,
1 Sachin tendulkar
2 all the others.
-andy flower⚾

👍i have seen god. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.
- matthew hayden🎱

👍 i see myself when i see Sachin batting.
-don bradman🎳

👍do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even god is busy watcing his batting.
- Australian fan🏉

👍best one from
Barack Obama- i don't know about cricket but still i watch cricket to see Sachin play. . Not bcoz i love his play its bcoz I want to know the reason why my country production goes down by 5 percent when he's batting. . . 🏆


True Sachinists SHARE this. . .

Quote on life : Love vs peace:)

 

“I Love you …of course I do...But I love peace more than you :P”