Funny sms: Joke of the month

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Joke of the month😝😝

Sir - kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy - sir ... haathi
Sir - nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy - chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.
Sir - shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi..

Sahi jawab..👌😂

Flirty sms: Ladka apne dost se: tune us ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska

Ladka apne dost se:
tune us ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska
to b.f. Hai......??????
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Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth saktaHai,
Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho..=))

Motivational sms: Ek Bacha Ice-Cream Shop Pe Gaya

Ek Bacha Ice-Cream Shop Pe Gaya or
Pucha K
Bada Cup Kitny Ka Hai?
Waiter Ne jawab Diya Rs. 15 ka.
... Bachay Ne Apne Paisy Ginay
Or Pucha:
Chota Cup Kitny Ka Hai?
Waiter: Rs. 12 ka.
Bachy Ne Chota Cup Kharida
Or 12 Rupy De Kr
Chala Gaya.
Jab Waiter Uski Table Se
Khali Cup Uthany Aaya To
Ye Dekh Kar
Uski Ankhen Num Hogai K Bachy Ne 3
Rupy Tip Us Waiter K Liye Chor Diye
The.
LESSON: Apni Choti Khushi bhool Kr
K Aap
Dusron Ko Badi Khushi De Sakte
Hain.
I Think it's a Nice Msg
SHARE if you Like it too 😄👍

Funny sms: Kyun chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation

Kyun chalti hai pawan,
Because of evaporation .

Kyun jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.

Kyun machalta hai mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
I just explained

Kyun gum hai har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.

Kyun hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyun aata hai mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
As u can see i just explained

Kyun aati hai bahar,
Because of change in season.

Kyun khota hai karar,
Because of taking tension.

Kyun hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Memory loss?😛😂

Jaldi fwd karo market may naya hai.....😝

Happy eid :Eid mubarak!

Quote on life sms: Beautiful message! 💬 Stay away from Anger..

Beautiful message!
💬 Stay away from Anger..
It hurts ..Only You!

💬 If you are right then there is no need to get angry,

💬 And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.

💬 Patience with family is love,

💬 Patience with others is respect.

💬 Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith.

💬 Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears...

💬 Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear...

💬 Live this Moment with a Smile,It brings Cheer.

💬Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,

💬 Every problem comes to make us or break us,

💬 The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious.

💬 Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful

💬 Do you know why God created gaps between fingers?

💬 So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever.

💬 Happiness keeps You Sweet..But being sweet brings happiness.
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Do Share it with all the beautiful People In ur Life💛

Meaningful quote:Ek Woh Waqt Tha Jab Hum Sochtey The Ki

Ek Woh Waqt Tha Jab Hum Sochtey The Ki,
Humara Bhi Waqt Ayega,

Aur.

Ek Ye Waqt Hai

Ki

Hum Sochte Hain Ki Woh Bhi Kya Waqt Tha.

Husband wife sms: Scholars now have finally concluded that Raavan was not evil...

Scholars now have finally concluded that Raavan was not evil...

Someone who takes your wife away can only be an Angel sent by God!!" 😄😉😁 Happy Dussehra

Happy dussehra!!

Sharabi sms: Laut ayi khushiyan.

Laut ayi khushiyan..
Laut ayi baharen..
Ho gye navratre khatam..
Jago sharabi sare..
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Lovely sms: जो चाहा कभी पाया नहीं, जो पाया कभी सोचा

जो चाहा कभी पाया नहीं, जो पाया कभी सोचा नहीं, जो सोचा कभी मिला नहीं, जो मिला रास आया नहीं,जो खोया वो याद आता है पर जो पाया संभाला जाता नहीं , क्यों अजीब सी पहेली है ज़िन्दगी जिसको कोई सुलझा पाता नहीं.
जीवन में कभी समझौता करना पड़े तो कोई बड़ी बात नहीं है, क्योंकि, झुकता वही है जिसमें जान होती है, अकड़ तो मुरदे की पहचान होती है।
ज़िन्दगी जीने के दो तरीके होते है! पहला: जो पसंद है उसे हासिल करना सीख लो! दूसरा: जो हासिल है उसे पसंद करना सीख लो!
जिंदगी जीना आसान नहीं होता; बिना संघर्ष कोई महान नहीं होता; जब तक न पड़े हथोड़े की चोट; पत्थर भी भगवान नहीं होता।
जिंदगी बहुत कुछ सिखाती है; कभी हंसती है तो कभी रुलाती है; पर जो हर हाल में खुश रहते हैं; जिंदगी उनके आगे सर झुकाती है।
चेहरे की हंसी से हर गम चुराओ...बहुत कुछ बोलो पर कुछ ना छुपाओ; खुद ना रूठो कभी पर सबको मनाओ; राज़ है ये जिंदगी का बस जीते चले जाओ।...........
GooD Luck 😀😀😀