Husband wife sms: Divided by ego, United by gossips!

"Divided by ego,
United by gossips!"
-Women

"Divided by women,
United by Liquor!"
- Men
Cheers 🍷

Gujju joke: Hansa: praful tournament matlab??

✅ Hansa: praful
tournament matlab??

Praful: tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai...

Bapuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.👺

Praful: bapuji ohh bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament....😏

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata...😝👍😀🔫⚡😜😄🙏 😝😉☺😊.

Gujju joke: hansa : prafool

Hansa: Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?
Praful: Hansaaaaaa samundra k najdik rehte hai wo (sea+near)
= Senior
&
Jo Zoo k najdik rehte hai wo (Zoo+near) = Junior 😊😷😳😎
Hansa n Praful r back!!

Bollywood humor: It can happen only in Indian Movies

This one is awesome..
It can happen only in Indian Movies

Baghban:Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after Holi remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on February 14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no way these two occasions could come between March and September!

u all may know that.............

Now for cricket fans..........to enhance their movie cricket rules........

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony :Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

It can happen because that scene was very emotional...........???????

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

No comment ...............Indian movies???????

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America ?????? Well,! well, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways.................

International Khiladi + Domestic Flight = International Flight + Khiladiyon ka khiladi

ra one : when sharukh khan dies, being a south indian he was given a christian funeral but later we see kareena kapoor uske asthiyo ko paani me baha deti hai, this was a big mistake no one noticed..

In Krish , Priety got pregnant when Hrithik was not with her in 2 years.

dhoom 2. . abhishek bachan jumps off the cliff. . straight on the shoulders of hrithik on a parachute .""

N last one is an epic "Sholay" where (now) jaya bachchan lights a lantern in the beginning as there is no electricity in the village..andDharmendra is on a water tank to commit suicide.

Paani ki tanki me bina electriicity ke paani upar kya Thakur chadhata tha?????? 👌😂😂😂😝😝

Flirty sms: Dear Love Guru

Dear Love Guru,

There is this girl I love so much but I still don't know why she won't talk to me anymore. It started like this:

She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!"

I commented: "Which breed is your father?"

That's how the problem started. Please did I ask the wrong question?

Sincerely confused.

Motivational sms: A psychology professor

A psychology professor asked his students just one question for their final exams:

How are you going to make me believe that the chair in front of you is invisible?

It took all students an hour to finish the answer, excpt a lazy student who took only 5 seconds.

Eventually, the lazy student got the highest score. His answer was:

"WHICH CHAIR???"

life is simple. Keep it simple...😊

Funny sms: Joke of the month

😸
Joke of the month😝😝

Sir - kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?
Boy - sir ... haathi
Sir - nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?
Boy - chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.
Sir - shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi..

Sahi jawab..👌😂

Flirty sms: Ladka apne dost se: tune us ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska

Ladka apne dost se:
tune us ladki ko propose kyu kiya uska
to b.f. Hai......??????
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Zakkas reply:.
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Khali Kursi Pe to koi Bhi Beth saktaHai,
Dum hai to kisi ko Utha ke Betho..=))

Motivational sms: Ek Bacha Ice-Cream Shop Pe Gaya

Ek Bacha Ice-Cream Shop Pe Gaya or
Pucha K
Bada Cup Kitny Ka Hai?
Waiter Ne jawab Diya Rs. 15 ka.
... Bachay Ne Apne Paisy Ginay
Or Pucha:
Chota Cup Kitny Ka Hai?
Waiter: Rs. 12 ka.
Bachy Ne Chota Cup Kharida
Or 12 Rupy De Kr
Chala Gaya.
Jab Waiter Uski Table Se
Khali Cup Uthany Aaya To
Ye Dekh Kar
Uski Ankhen Num Hogai K Bachy Ne 3
Rupy Tip Us Waiter K Liye Chor Diye
The.
LESSON: Apni Choti Khushi bhool Kr
K Aap
Dusron Ko Badi Khushi De Sakte
Hain.
I Think it's a Nice Msg
SHARE if you Like it too 😄👍

Funny sms: Kyun chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation

Kyun chalti hai pawan,
Because of evaporation .

Kyun jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.

Kyun machalta hai mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
I just explained

Kyun gum hai har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.

Kyun hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyun aata hai mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
As u can see i just explained

Kyun aati hai bahar,
Because of change in season.

Kyun khota hai karar,
Because of taking tension.

Kyun hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.

Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Memory loss?😛😂

Jaldi fwd karo market may naya hai.....😝

Happy eid :Eid mubarak!