Husband wife sms: Shaadi ke 5 years baad, on Valentine's day

Shaadi ke 5 years baad, on Valentine's day, husband brought white roses for wife.

Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai na?

Pati: Ab Zindagi me, Pyaar 💗 se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai.😰🙏

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Aloknath ashirwad humor

Finally Aloknath got irritated of over msgs on him and said:

Tum sabki maa ka Jagrata aur Behen ka Kanyaadaan!! 😂
Yana Gupta dancing on an item number - Babuji zara dheere chalo beejli giri yahan beejli giri.

Alok Nath - Aashirwad
beti.... Kitna khayal rakhti ho apne babuji ka! 😜😜😃😃

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Ab main ek puri book 1 raat mein complete kar leta hu 😎
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Duniya bhar ke taane aur galiya hans k sun leta hu 😁
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Kitni bhi musibat aaye khush rehta hu 😊
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Sach me, ye asardaar hai..
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Informative sms: jannat mein sab kuch

Jannat mein sab kuch hai, lekin maut nahin hai,
Gita mein sab kuch hai, lekin jhuth nahi hai,
Duniya mein sab kuch hai, lekin sukoon nahin hai,
Insaan mein sab kuch hai, lekin sabar nahin hai.

So Dosto........
Kya baat karein iss duniya ki...
Har shakhs ke apne afsaane hai...
Jo samne hai usse log bura kehte hai...
Jisko dekha nahin kabhi usse sab "KHUDA" kehte hai..!!!

jab bachpan tha
toh jawani ek dream tha
jab jawan huye
toh bachpan desire hai.

jab ghar mein rehte thhe
aazadi achi lagti thi
aaj akele hain
toh har pal ghar ke din yaad aate hai.

kabhi hotel mein jana
aur pizza, burger khana pasand tha
aaj ghar par aana
aur maa ke haath ke khane mein hi jannat milti hai.

jinse jhagadte thhe school mein
un doston ko aaj internet mein talashte hain
aaj kal toh khush rehne ke tarike bhi hum google mein search maarte hai.

Facebook se dating
aur Flipkart, eBay se shopping karte hain
ghar par bhi baat ab Skype/Gtalk aur Whatsapp se karte hai.

Life ko
laptop aur mobile mein samait diya hai
hum samajhte hai humne
khud ko update kiya hai.

iss nayi duniya mein humne
na jane kya guma diya hai
kab kya badla
hume kuch na pata chala hai.

paisa mila
naam mila
kuch hai hum bhi
yeh bhi vishwas mila
lekin kya chhoda
kya tyaga humne
iska na hisab mila.

khushi kisme hoti hai
ye pata ab chala hai
bachpan kya tha
iska ehsas ab hua hai..

kash badal sakte hum
zindagi ke kuch saal pichhe
kash ji sakte hum
zindgi ek baar phir se.

Naughty sms: My neighbour's wife text me, "I

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😂😂
My neighbour's wife text me, "I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?"

I replied: "I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !"

She replied: "No problem. I'll ask my son.. Love you too.. "

and my wife read it...

Total silence😷😷😷
😡😡😡😱😱
bhalaai ka to zamana hi nahi raha

Double meaning sms : Office wali... Sweet hoti hai

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College wali... Masaledar hoti hai.
Office wali... Sweet hoti hai
Ghar wali... Fikki hoti hai
Hotel wali... Mast hoti hai
5 Star wali... Mehangi hoti hai,
Nukkad wali..... Unhygenic hoti hai
Lekin ek baat hai yaaar...
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Chai akhir..... chai hoti hai.....😜

Soch badlo, desh badlega..😄

Naughty sms: Son : papa circus dekhne chale???

PL READ TILL END -

Son : papa circus dekhne chale???

Papa : No.........son I m busy

Son : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!!!!!

Papa : bahut ziddi ho gaye ho....Har baat zidd karke manvate ho....
Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!!!!

Iske Aage ki kahaani...

Son & papa phir circus dekhne gaye. Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li... 😎
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...

Papa : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

Son : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi........

Ab aap jaroor yeh msg dubara padhoge 😀😅

Husband wife sms: Don't miss dis

Don't miss dis
Its awesome😂😂😜

😄Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda krte huye ..

Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du ..

Saamne wala passenger ..

Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow ..😄😝😎

ALOK NATH.."" Hilarious..

After Chuck Norris, Rajnikant, Sir Jadeja,
presenting the new legendary figure:
""ALOK NATH..""
Hilarious..

👴. When alok nath sees a girl with a guy
he does her kanya daan then n there..!

👴 Alok Nath's CV reads:
Degree- MBA in Kanyaadan
Skills-Sanskaar
Experience-1022848 Kanyaadans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwaads!

👴 Alok Nath celebrate new year by
playing Passing-the-parcel with family and
Antskshari...😜😜

👴 Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi me bhi
ladki waale the..!!

👴 Alok Nath requests the DJ to play
Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club...!!

👴 Alok Nath is the only virgin father..!!

👴 Alok Nath holds world record for
having Maximum number of Samdhi-
Samdhans in the world

👴, Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for
his bachelors party. With his family..!

👴. Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did
surya namaskar..!

👴 Alok Nath didn't become a doctor
because he was too ashamed of reading
about the female anatomy.

👴 Alok nath TEMPLE RUN bhi Chappal utar
kar khelte hai...!!

👴 When # Alok Nath was born, nurse greeted
his father by saying- " Badhai ho BABUJI
hue hain."..!!

👴 Alok nath ki ghadi 2 tarah ke samay hi dikhati hai...1. Achcha samay 2. Bura samay..!!

👴 Salman khan is still virgin because he was fell in love with aloknath's daughter in his first movie ....!

👴 Alok nath college mai ladkiyo ko impress karne ke liye Hanuman Chalisa padhate the....!!

👴 Aloknath eat prasad as a starter....!!!

👴 Jab bachpan mai kisi ne aloknath se puchha ki bade hoke kya banoge to vo bole " Apni betiyo ka Babuji"

👴 Alok nath itne sanskari hai ki condom bhi chandan flavors ke hi use karte hai ...!!



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Alok Nath Series Jokes:When Alok Nath was born;

Alok Nath Series Jokes

When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"

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Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis

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The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar

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Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Skills- Sanskaar
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!

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"In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.

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Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.

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Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks

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Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters

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Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight'

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Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis".

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Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.

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Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.

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Alok Nath: Arohi
Arohi: Kya??
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana

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Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born...

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Alok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"

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Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.

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"When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari".

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Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!

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Alok Nath wants Facebook to add 'Aashirwad' button.

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Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari' 😜

Naughty sms: I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number.

I asked a sexy Chinese girl for her number.

She replied,

Sex Sex Sex,Free Sex tonight.

I said, Wow!

Then her friend said,
She means 6663629😂