Sardar sms:Sardar 3 sardar picnic par gaye👣👣👣 wahan jaakar yaad aaya

3 sardar picnic par gaye👣👣👣

wahan jaakar yaad aaya
😯 😦 😧.


"PEPSI" to ghar par bhul gaye...
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Decide kiya k sab se chota sardar jakar pepsi le aye...

Chhota sardar: "Mai ek shartt par jaunga🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃

Tum dono, mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.." 😏

😐 Dono ne kaha thik hai 😐
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2⃣ din guzar gaye
Chhota sardar nahi aya..
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4⃣ din guzar gaye
Chhota sardar nahi aya..

😕Dono ne sochha😕 ke ab samose kha lene chahiye..

Jaise hi samosa uthaya.. chhota sardar ped ke pichhe se nikal ke bola..😏

''Aisa karoge toh mai nahi jaunga...!!!!!"
😛😜😝😝😂😂😂😂

Funny PJ: Khatarnak pjs Read at ur own risk

🔪🔪🔪🔪Khatarnak pjs .Read at ur own risk

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?

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Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!!

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What do you call a Chinese who's lost her way home?
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Bhu Lee😂

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Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan?

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Because there's the tali-ban!

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If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know y?
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Bcoz
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2014 is "CURRENT" year..


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This PJ might blow ur senses away:

What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...

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Which animal keeps calling(dialling) crow?


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Crow-co-dile

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😜😜😜😜

Shayri sms:Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya.. .

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✔ Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya.. .💏💑👫
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Wah!👏
Wah!👏
Wah!!👏
Wah!!👏
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Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya... 💑💏👫


Phirrrrr...?

Phir kya.!
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👵Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me 👷 👷 hosh aaya... 😩😫😪😭
Ha Ha Ha... 😂😂


✔☝Ek aur...

Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,

Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki

Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi...

✔☝Ek aur...

Koi pathar se na maare
mere dewaane ko...

Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,

Bomb se udaa do saale ko...

✔ Bas☝last...

Tajmahal kya cheez hai,

Is-se achi imaarat banaunga,

Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi,

Tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga...


✔☝Bas iske baad khatam...

Hasi ke liye gam kurbaan,

Khushi ke liye aansoo kurbaan,

Dost ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan,

Aurr

Agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to...

Saala dost bhi kurbaan...
😉😉😉😉😉


✔'("3 Dost")'
😳😁😫
Billu, Gullu & Ulloo...

Billu 😳 B.Sc. mein padh raha hai...

Gullu 😁 M.A. mein padh raha hai...

Aur hamara Ulloo 😩 WhatsApp padh raha hai...

'Haa Haa Haa' 😃😄😀

Hanso mat, mere saath bhi aisa hi hua hai...

Chalo ab tumari baari hai, banao subko Ulloo...🎃

Jaldi-jaldi banao, warna msg aam ho jaayega...😜

Husband wife sms: Shaadi ke 5 years baad, on Valentine's day

Shaadi ke 5 years baad, on Valentine's day, husband brought white roses for wife.

Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai na?

Pati: Ab Zindagi me, Pyaar 💗 se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai.😰🙏

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Aloknath ashirwad humor

Finally Aloknath got irritated of over msgs on him and said:

Tum sabki maa ka Jagrata aur Behen ka Kanyaadaan!! 😂
Yana Gupta dancing on an item number - Babuji zara dheere chalo beejli giri yahan beejli giri.

Alok Nath - Aashirwad
beti.... Kitna khayal rakhti ho apne babuji ka! 😜😜😃😃

Ad humor : ! TELEBRANDS - AD

! TELEBRANDS - AD
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Hi friends..
Pehle main bahut dukhi rehta tha 😞
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Hamesha hatash rehta tha 😐
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Mujhse padhai nahi ho pati thi 😕
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Ek novel padhne me mahino lag jate the! 😖
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Ghar walo k taane sunn ke ro diya karta tha 😭
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Fir maine iss naye course k baare me suna *.."ENGINEERING"..*
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Ye vakai lajawaab course hai!! 😝
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Ab main ek puri book 1 raat mein complete kar leta hu 😎
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Duniya bhar ke taane aur galiya hans k sun leta hu 😁
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Kitni bhi musibat aaye khush rehta hu 😊
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Sach me, ye asardaar hai..
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Aap bhi aazmaiyein..
👍👍👍

Informative sms: jannat mein sab kuch

Jannat mein sab kuch hai, lekin maut nahin hai,
Gita mein sab kuch hai, lekin jhuth nahi hai,
Duniya mein sab kuch hai, lekin sukoon nahin hai,
Insaan mein sab kuch hai, lekin sabar nahin hai.

So Dosto........
Kya baat karein iss duniya ki...
Har shakhs ke apne afsaane hai...
Jo samne hai usse log bura kehte hai...
Jisko dekha nahin kabhi usse sab "KHUDA" kehte hai..!!!

jab bachpan tha
toh jawani ek dream tha
jab jawan huye
toh bachpan desire hai.

jab ghar mein rehte thhe
aazadi achi lagti thi
aaj akele hain
toh har pal ghar ke din yaad aate hai.

kabhi hotel mein jana
aur pizza, burger khana pasand tha
aaj ghar par aana
aur maa ke haath ke khane mein hi jannat milti hai.

jinse jhagadte thhe school mein
un doston ko aaj internet mein talashte hain
aaj kal toh khush rehne ke tarike bhi hum google mein search maarte hai.

Facebook se dating
aur Flipkart, eBay se shopping karte hain
ghar par bhi baat ab Skype/Gtalk aur Whatsapp se karte hai.

Life ko
laptop aur mobile mein samait diya hai
hum samajhte hai humne
khud ko update kiya hai.

iss nayi duniya mein humne
na jane kya guma diya hai
kab kya badla
hume kuch na pata chala hai.

paisa mila
naam mila
kuch hai hum bhi
yeh bhi vishwas mila
lekin kya chhoda
kya tyaga humne
iska na hisab mila.

khushi kisme hoti hai
ye pata ab chala hai
bachpan kya tha
iska ehsas ab hua hai..

kash badal sakte hum
zindagi ke kuch saal pichhe
kash ji sakte hum
zindgi ek baar phir se.

Naughty sms: My neighbour's wife text me, "I

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My neighbour's wife text me, "I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?"

I replied: "I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !"

She replied: "No problem. I'll ask my son.. Love you too.. "

and my wife read it...

Total silence😷😷😷
😡😡😡😱😱
bhalaai ka to zamana hi nahi raha

Double meaning sms : Office wali... Sweet hoti hai

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College wali... Masaledar hoti hai.
Office wali... Sweet hoti hai
Ghar wali... Fikki hoti hai
Hotel wali... Mast hoti hai
5 Star wali... Mehangi hoti hai,
Nukkad wali..... Unhygenic hoti hai
Lekin ek baat hai yaaar...
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Chai akhir..... chai hoti hai.....😜

Soch badlo, desh badlega..😄

Naughty sms: Son : papa circus dekhne chale???

PL READ TILL END -

Son : papa circus dekhne chale???

Papa : No.........son I m busy

Son : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!!!!!

Papa : bahut ziddi ho gaye ho....Har baat zidd karke manvate ho....
Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!!!!

Iske Aage ki kahaani...

Son & papa phir circus dekhne gaye. Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li... 😎
Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...

Papa : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

Son : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi........

Ab aap jaroor yeh msg dubara padhoge 😀😅

Husband wife sms: Don't miss dis

Don't miss dis
Its awesome😂😂😜

😄Train me ek Husband apni beautiful wife se jhagda krte huye ..

Tujhse Shaadi karke pachta raha hu , Dil karta hai tujhe kutto ke aage daal du ..

Saamne wala passenger ..

Bhow , Bhow Bhow , Bhow ..😄😝😎