Thursday, January 23, 2014

Gujju sms: Einstein & a gujarati sitting next to

Einstein & a gujarati sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500.."

Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?

Gujarati doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..

Now,it's the gujaratis turn..

He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives gujarati $500..

Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Gujarati reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.. ЁЯШДЁЯШДЁЯШД .

Einstein fainted.....ЁЯШЭ

Moral of the story, you might be Einstein, don't take panga with gujarati,where money is concerned..... they are smarter than even Einstein...:ЁЯШВЁЯТ╢ЁЯТ╕ЁЯШОЁЯШП

Motivational sms : Nice line by "Shri Krishna"

Nice line by "Shri Krishna"

"Kisi" ko dukh de kar mujhse apne sukh ki echha mat karnaтЭЧ

Lekin tum "kisi "1 ko bhi khushi dete ho To apne dukh ki chinta mat karnaтЭЧ

Informative sms: Punishment for Rape:

Punishment for Rape:

1) UAE- Instant Death
Penalty, within 7 days
hanging
2) Iran- Instant Stoned
to death/hanging within 24 hrs
3) Afghanistan -
Instant death by bullet into head within 4 days
4) China - No Trial,
Medically proved rape then Death Penalty
5) Malaysia - Death
Penalty
6) Mangolia - Death as revenge by family
7) Iraq - Death by stone till last breath
8) Taliban - Limbs/
Legs/ Balls All Cut
Off,&then stoned&then
shot
9) Poland - Death
thrown to Pigs
10) INDIA -
Compromise, Thinking,
Trial, Bribe,
Rich family Kid,
Abuse & Embarrassment
NO ACTION...
Even d girl dies still no charge sheet
filed...
country gets in to protest, still the PM
speaks in english dat to bullshit...

look at all these
countries and learn
something now atleast in case of rape against child n rape wid brutality...

isko itna share karo ke pura India isko padhe...
This incident took place in Pune at 7:10 pm.
A boy & a girl were stopped by the police on d road without Driving License.
The boy was told 2 bring d license & d girl was asked 2cum 2 d police station.
d girl was taken 2 an isolated place where she was raped.
Most of us don't know d LAW which clearly states that-
btwn 6 pm-6 am,
a woman has RIGHT 2 refuse 2 go 2 the police station EVEN IF THERE IS AN ARREST WARRANT.
So its a humble request 2Plz 4ward dis 2 all d girls u know 2 make them aware, even 2 boys who care 4 their sister, friends."I've DONE MY BEST NOW ITS UR TURN"
ЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩП
ЁЯСН Spread this than other jokes & all
Plzzz Share Max
ЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩПЁЯЩП

Funny sms: An employee goes running to HR and ask his resignation back.

An employee goes running to HR and ask his resignation back.
HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also coming to same place where I am going..
ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭЁЯШЭЁЯШЭЁЯШЭЁЯШЭЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ

Motivational sms : Sabar" ek aisi Sawari hain Jo apne Sawaar ko

''Sabar" ek aisi Sawari hain Jo apne Sawaar ko
kabhi Girne nahi deti...,

Na kisi ke Qadmon mein aur Na kisi ki Nazron
se......

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Motivational sms : The Suitcase

The Suitcase

A man died, when he realized it, he saw God coming closer with a suitcase in his hand.
- God said: Alright son its time to go.
- surprised the man responded: Now? So soon? I had a lot of plans...
- I'm sorry but its time to go.

- What do you have in that suitcase? the man asked.
- God answered: Your belongings.
- My belongings? you mean my things, my clothes, my money?
-God answered: Those things were not yours they belonged to the earth.

- Is it my memories? the man asked.
-God answered: those never belonged to you they belonged to Time

- Is it my talents?
-God answered: those were never yours they belonged to the circumstances.

- Is it my friends and family?
-God answered: I'm sorry they were never yours they belonged to the path.

- Is it my wife and son?
- God answered: They were never yours the belonged to your heart.

- Is it my body?
- God answered: that was never yours it belonged to the dust.

-Is it my soul?
God answered: No that is mine.

Full of fear, the man took the suitcase from god and opened it just to find out the suitcase was empty.
- With a tear coming down his cheek the man said: I never had anything???
-God answered: that is correct, every moment you lived were only yours. Life is just a moment. a moment that belongs to you. For this reason enjoy this time while you have it. Don't let anything that you think you own stop you from doing so.
-Live Now
-Live your life
- Don't forget to be happy, that is the only thing that matters.
- Material things and everything else that you fought for stay here.
-YOU CAN'T TAKE ANYTHING

Share this reflection with anyone you love or appreciate. Enjoy every second you live.

Informative sms: WORK PRESSURE.....SYMPTOMS

WORK PRESSURE.....SYMPTOMS тЭДтЩи
________________________________________
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..ЁЯФС
_________________________________________
Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..ЁЯНЫ
_________________________________________
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the weekly status call?"ЁЯУЮ
_________________________________________
I don't login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at homeтАж thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize тАУ I am at home.ЁЯШО
_________________________________________
Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tapтАж.ЁЯЫБ
________________________________________
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok byeтАжin case of any issues will call u back"ЁЯШД
_________________________________________
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin !ЁЯУЫ _________________________________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tabтАж.pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mgтАж.. I replied 256mbтАж.thank god he didn't notice.ЁЯОР
_________________________________________
And I тАУ after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre ScreenтАжЁЯТ╗


So avoid working SO hard ! Have a great work-life balance..ЁЯШДЁЯШЬЁЯШЙ

Informative sms: рдкрд╛рдБрдЪ рдкрд╛рдгреНрдбрд╡ рддрдерд╛ рд╕реМ рдХреМрд░рд╡реЛрдВ рдХреЗ рдирд╛рдо рдпреЗ рдереЗ :тАУ

рдкрд╛рдБрдЪ рдкрд╛рдгреНрдбрд╡ рддрдерд╛ рд╕реМ рдХреМрд░рд╡реЛрдВ рдХреЗ рдирд╛рдо рдпреЗ рдереЗ :тАУ

рдкрд╛рдгреНрдбрд╡ рдкрд╛рдБрдЪ рднрд╛рдИ рдереЗ рдЬрд┐рдирдХреЗ рдирд╛рдо рд╣реИрдВ -

1. рдпреБрдзрд┐рд╖реНрдард┐рд░

2. рднреАрдо

3. рдЕрд░реНрдЬреБрди

4. рдирдХреБрд▓

5. рд╕рд╣рджреЗрд╡

( рдЗрди рдкрд╛рдВрдЪреЛрдВ рдХреЗ рдЕрд▓рд╛рд╡рд╛ , рдорд╣рд╛рдмрд▓реА рдХрд░реНрдг

рднреА рдХреБрдВрддреА рдХреЗ рд╣реА рдкреБрддреНрд░ рдереЗ , рдкрд░рдиреНрддреБ

рдЙрдирдХреА рдЧрд┐рдирддреА рдкрд╛рдВрдбрд╡реЛрдВ рдореЗрдВ рдирд╣реАрдВ рдХреА рдЬрд╛рддреА рд╣реИ )

рдпрд╣рд╛рдБ рдзреНрдпрд╛рди рд░рдЦреЗрдВ рдХрд┐тАж рдкрд╛рдгреНрдбреБ рдХреЗ рдЙрдкрд░реЛрдХреНрдд

рдкрд╛рдБрдЪреЛрдВ рдкреБрддреНрд░реЛрдВ рдореЗрдВ рд╕реЗ рдпреБрдзрд┐рд╖реНрдард┐рд░, рднреАрдо рдФрд░ рдЕрд░реНрдЬреБрди

рдХреА рдорд╛рддрд╛ рдХреБрдиреНрддреА рдереАрдВ тАжтАжрддрдерд╛ , рдирдХреБрд▓ рдФрд░ рд╕рд╣рджреЗрд╡

рдХреА рдорд╛рддрд╛ рдорд╛рджреНрд░реА рдереА ред

рд╡рд╣реАрдБ тАж. рдзреГрддрд░рд╛рд╖реНрдЯреНрд░ рдФрд░ рдЧрд╛рдВрдзрд╛рд░реА рдХреЗ рд╕реМ рдкреБрддреНрд░тАж..

рдХреМрд░рд╡ рдХрд╣рд▓рд╛рдП рдЬрд┐рдирдХреЗ рдирд╛рдо рд╣реИрдВ -

1. рджреБрд░реНрдпреЛрдзрди

2. рджреБрдГрд╢рд╛рд╕рди

3. рджреБрдГрд╕рд╣

4. рджреБрдГрд╢рд▓

5. рдЬрд▓рд╕рдВрдШ

6. рд╕рдо

7. рд╕рд╣

8. рд╡рд┐рдВрдж

9. рдЕрдиреБрд╡рд┐рдВрдж

10. рджреБрд░реНрдзрд░реНрд╖

11. рд╕реБрдмрд╛рд╣реБ

12. рджреБрд╖рдкреНрд░рдзрд░реНрд╖рдг

13. рджреБрд░реНрдорд░реНрд╖рдг

14. рджреБрд░реНрдореБрдЦ

15. рджреБрд╖реНрдХрд░реНрдг

16. рд╡рд┐рдХрд░реНрдг

17. рд╢рд▓

18. рд╕рддреНрд╡рд╛рди

19. рд╕реБрд▓реЛрдЪрди

20. рдЪрд┐рддреНрд░

21. рдЙрдкрдЪрд┐рддреНрд░

22. рдЪрд┐рддреНрд░рд╛рдХреНрд╖

23. рдЪрд╛рд░реБрдЪрд┐рддреНрд░

24. рд╢рд░рд╛рд╕рди

25. рджреБрд░реНрдордж

26. рджреБрд░реНрд╡рд┐рдЧрд╛рд╣

27. рд╡рд┐рд╡рд┐рддреНрд╕реБ

28. рд╡рд┐рдХрдЯрд╛рдирдиреНрдж

29. рдКрд░реНрдгрдирд╛рдн

30. рд╕реБрдирд╛рдн

31. рдирдиреНрдж

32. рдЙрдкрдирдиреНрдж

33. рдЪрд┐рддреНрд░рдмрд╛рдг

34. рдЪрд┐рддреНрд░рд╡рд░реНрдорд╛

35. рд╕реБрд╡рд░реНрдорд╛

36. рджреБрд░реНрд╡рд┐рдореЛрдЪрди

37. рдЕрдпреЛрдмрд╛рд╣реБ

38. рдорд╣рд╛рдмрд╛рд╣реБ

39. рдЪрд┐рддреНрд░рд╛рдВрдЧ

40. рдЪрд┐рддреНрд░рдХреБрдгреНрдбрд▓

41. рднреАрдорд╡реЗрдЧ

42. рднреАрдордмрд▓

43. рдмрд╛рд▓рд╛рдХрд┐

44. рдмрд▓рд╡рд░реНрдзрди

45. рдЙрдЧреНрд░рд╛рдпреБрдз

46. рд╕реБрд╖реЗрдг

47. рдХреБрдгреНрдбрдзрд░

48. рдорд╣реЛрджрд░

49. рдЪрд┐рддреНрд░рд╛рдпреБрдз

50. рдирд┐рд╖рдВрдЧреА

51. рдкрд╛рд╢реА

52. рд╡реГрдиреНрджрд╛рд░рдХ

53. рджреГрдврд╝рд╡рд░реНрдорд╛

54. рджреГрдврд╝рдХреНрд╖рддреНрд░

55. рд╕реЛрдордХреАрд░реНрддрд┐

56. рдЕрдиреВрджрд░

57. рджрдврд╝рд╕рдВрдШ

58. рдЬрд░рд╛рд╕рдВрдШ

59. рд╕рддреНрдпрд╕рдВрдШ

60. рд╕рджреНрд╕реБрд╡рд╛рдХ

61. рдЙрдЧреНрд░рд╢реНрд░рд╡рд╛

62. рдЙрдЧреНрд░рд╕реЗрди

63. рд╕реЗрдирд╛рдиреА

64. рджреБрд╖реНрдкрд░рд╛рдЬрдп

65. рдЕрдкрд░рд╛рдЬрд┐рдд

66. рдХреБрдгреНрдбрд╢рд╛рдпреА

67. рд╡рд┐рд╢рд╛рд▓рд╛рдХреНрд╖

68. рджреБрд░рд╛рдзрд░

69. рджреГрдврд╝рд╣рд╕реНрдд

70. рд╕реБрд╣рд╕реНрдд

71. рд╡рд╛рддрд╡реЗрдЧ

72. рд╕реБрд╡рд░реНрдЪ

73. рдЖрджрд┐рддреНрдпрдХреЗрддреБ

74. рдмрд╣реНрд╡рд╛рд╢реА

75. рдирд╛рдЧрджрддреНрдд

76. рдЙрдЧреНрд░рд╢рд╛рдпреА

77. рдХрд╡рдЪрд┐

78. рдХреНрд░рдерди

79. рдХреБрдгреНрдбреА

80. рднреАрдорд╡рд┐рдХреНрд░

81. рдзрдиреБрд░реНрдзрд░

82. рд╡реАрд░рдмрд╛рд╣реБ

83. рдЕрд▓реЛрд▓реБрдк

84. рдЕрднрдп

85. рджреГрдврд╝рдХрд░реНрдорд╛

86. рджреГрдврд╝рд░рдерд╛рд╢реНрд░рдп

87. рдЕрдирд╛рдзреГрд╖реНрдп

88. рдХреБрдгреНрдбрднреЗрджреА

89. рд╡рд┐рд░рд╡рд┐

90. рдЪрд┐рддреНрд░рдХреБрдгреНрдбрд▓

91. рдкреНрд░рдзрдо

92. рдЕрдорд╛рдкреНрд░рдорд╛рдерд┐

93. рджреАрд░реНрдШрд░реЛрдорд╛

94. рд╕реБрд╡реАрд░реНрдпрд╡рд╛рди

95. рджреАрд░реНрдШрдмрд╛рд╣реБ

96. рд╕реБрдЬрд╛рдд

97. рдХрдирдХрдзреНрд╡рдЬ

98. рдХреБрдгреНрдбрд╛рд╢реА

99. рд╡рд┐рд░рдЬ

100. рдпреБрдпреБрддреНрд╕реБ

( рдЗрди 100 рднрд╛рдЗрдпреЛрдВ рдХреЗ рдЕрд▓рд╛рд╡рд╛ рдХреМрд░рд╡реЛрдВ рдХреА рдПрдХ рдмрд╣рди

рднреА рдереАтАж рдЬрд┐рд╕рдХрд╛ рдирд╛рдо""рджреБрд╢рд╛рд▓рд╛""рдерд╛,

рдЬрд┐рд╕рдХрд╛ рд╡рд┐рд╡рд╛рд╣"рдЬрдпрджреНрд░рде"рд╕реЗрд╣реБрдЖ рдерд╛ )
"ЁЯМ║рд╢реНрд░реА рдорджреН-рднрдЧрд╡рдд рдЧреАрддрд╛ЁЯМ╕"
рдХреЗ рдмрд╛рд░реЗ рдореЗрдВ-

ЁЯСЙрдХрд┐рд╕рдХреЛ рдХрд┐рд╕рдиреЗ рд╕реБрдирд╛рдИ?
рдЙ.- рд╢реНрд░реАрдХреГрд╖реНрдг рдиреЗ рдЕрд░реНрдЬреБрди рдХреЛ рд╕реБрдирд╛рдИред

ЁЯСЙ рдХрдм рд╕реБрдирд╛рдИ?
рдЙ.- рдЖрдЬ рд╕реЗ рд▓рдЧрднрдЧ 7 рд╣реЫрд╛рд░ рд╕рд╛рд▓ рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ рд╕реБрдирд╛рдИред

ЁЯСЙрднрдЧрд╡рд╛рди рдиреЗ рдХрд┐рд╕ рджрд┐рди рдЧреАрддрд╛ рд╕реБрдирд╛рдИ?
рдЙ.- рд░рд╡рд┐рд╡рд╛рд░ рдХреЗ рджрд┐рдиред

ЁЯСЙрдХреЛрдирд╕реА рддрд┐рдерд┐ рдХреЛ?
рдЙ.- рдПрдХрд╛рджрд╢реА

ЁЯСЙрдХрд╣рд╛ рд╕реБрдирд╛рдИ?
рдЙ.- рдХреБрд░реБрдХреНрд╖реЗрддреНрд░ рдХреА рд░рдгрднреВрдорд┐ рдореЗрдВред

ЁЯСЙ рдХрд┐рддрдиреА рджреЗрд░ рдореЗрдВ рд╕реБрдирд╛рдИ?
рдЙ.- рд▓рдЧрднрдЧ 45 рдорд┐рдирдЯ рдореЗрдВ

ЁЯСЙ рдХреНрдпреВ рд╕реБрдирд╛рдИ?
рдЙ.- рдХрд░реНрддреНрддрд╡реНрдп рд╕реЗ рднрдЯрдХреЗ рд╣реБрдП рдЕрд░реНрдЬреБрди рдХреЛ рдХрд░реНрддреНрддрд╡реНрдп рд╕рд┐рдЦрд╛рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдП рдФрд░ рдЖрдиреЗ рд╡рд╛рд▓реА рдкреАрдврд┐рдпреЛрдВ рдХреЛ рдзрд░реНрдо-рдЬреНрдЮрд╛рди рд╕рд┐рдЦрд╛рдиреЗ рдХреЗ рд▓рд┐рдПред

ЁЯСЙ рдХрд┐рддрдиреЗ рдЕрдзреНрдпрд╛рдп рд╣реИ?
рдЙ.- рдХреБрд▓ 18 рдЕрдзреНрдпрд╛рдп

ЁЯСЙ рдХрд┐рддрдиреЗ рд╢реНрд▓реЛрдХ рд╣реИ?
рдЙ.- 700 рд╢реНрд▓реЛрдХ

ЁЯСЙ рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдореЗрдВ рдХреНрдпрд╛-рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдмрддрд╛рдпрд╛ рдЧрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ?
рдЙ.- рдЬреНрдЮрд╛рди-рднрдХреНрддрд┐-рдХрд░реНрдо рдпреЛрдЧ рдорд╛рд░реНрдЧреЛ рдХреА рд╡рд┐рд╕реНрддреГрдд рд╡реНрдпрд╛рдЦреНрдпрд╛ рдХреА рдЧрдпреА рд╣реИ, рдЗрди рдорд╛рд░реНрдЧреЛ рдкрд░ рдЪрд▓рдиреЗ рд╕реЗ рд╡реНрдпрдХреНрддрд┐ рдирд┐рд╢реНрдЪрд┐рдд рд╣реА рдкрд░рдордкрдж рдХрд╛ рдЕрдзрд┐рдХрд╛рд░реА рдмрди рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИред

ЁЯСЙ рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдХреЛ рдЕрд░реНрдЬреБрди рдХреЗ рдЕрд▓рд╛рд╡рд╛
рдФрд░ рдХрд┐рди рдХрд┐рди рд▓реЛрдЧреЛ рдиреЗ рд╕реБрдирд╛?
рдЙ.- рдзреГрддрд░рд╛рд╖реНрдЯреНрд░ рдПрд╡рдВ рд╕рдВрдЬрдп рдиреЗ

ЁЯСЙ рдЕрд░реНрдЬреБрди рд╕реЗ рдкрд╣рд▓реЗ рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдХрд╛ рдкрд╛рд╡рди рдЬреНрдЮрд╛рди рдХрд┐рдиреНрд╣реЗрдВ рдорд┐рд▓рд╛ рдерд╛?
рдЙ.- рднрдЧрд╡рд╛рди рд╕реВрд░реНрдпрджреЗрд╡ рдХреЛ

ЁЯСЙ рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдХреА рдЧрд┐рдирддреА рдХрд┐рди рдзрд░реНрдо-рдЧреНрд░рдВрдереЛ рдореЗрдВ рдЖрддреА рд╣реИ?
рдЙ.- рдЙрдкрдирд┐рд╖рджреЛрдВ рдореЗрдВ

ЁЯСЙ рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдХрд┐рд╕ рдорд╣рд╛рдЧреНрд░рдВрде рдХрд╛ рднрд╛рдЧ рд╣реИ....?
рдЙ.- рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдорд╣рд╛рднрд╛рд░рдд рдХреЗ рдПрдХ рдЕрдзреНрдпрд╛рдп рд╢рд╛рдВрддрд┐-рдкрд░реНрд╡ рдХрд╛ рдПрдХ рд╣рд┐рд╕реНрд╕рд╛ рд╣реИред

ЁЯСЙ рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдХрд╛ рджреВрд╕рд░рд╛ рдирд╛рдо рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ?
рдЙ.- рдЧреАрддреЛрдкрдирд┐рд╖рдж

ЁЯСЙ рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдХрд╛ рд╕рд╛рд░ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ?
рдЙ.- рдкреНрд░рднреБ рд╢реНрд░реАрдХреГрд╖реНрдг рдХреА рд╢рд░рдг рд▓реЗрдирд╛

ЁЯСЙрдЧреАрддрд╛ рдореЗрдВ рдХрд┐рд╕рдиреЗ рдХрд┐рддрдиреЗ рд╢реНрд▓реЛрдХ рдХрд╣реЗ рд╣реИ?
рдЙ.- рд╢реНрд░реАрдХреГрд╖реНрдг рдиреЗ- 574
рдЕрд░реНрдЬреБрди рдиреЗ- 85
рдзреГрддрд░рд╛рд╖реНрдЯреНрд░ рдиреЗ- 1
рд╕рдВрдЬрдп рдиреЗ- 40.

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рдЕрдкрдиреА рдпреБрд╡рд╛-рдкреАреЭреА рдХреЛ рдЧреАрддрд╛ рдЬреА рдХреЗ рдмрд╛рд░реЗ рдореЗрдВ рдЬрд╛рдирдХрд╛рд░реА рдкрд╣реБрдЪрд╛рдиреЗ рд╣реЗрддреБ рдЗрд╕реЗ рдЬреНрдпрд╛рджрд╛ рд╕реЗ рдЬреНрдпрд╛рджрд╛ рд╢реЗрдЕрд░ рдХрд░реЗред рдзрдиреНрдпрд╡рд╛рдж
"ham" "dua" "karte" "hai" "ki" "aap" "aane" "wale" "sal" "k" "12" "mahine" "khush" "rahen"; "52" "hapte" "muskurate" "rahen"; "365" "din" "aap" "par" "ishwar" "meharban" "rahe"; "8760" "ghante" "qismat" "aap" "ka" "sath" "de"; "525600" "minuts" "kamyabi" "aap" "k" "kadam" "chume"; "or" "31536000" "seconds" "hamari" "dua" "aap" "k" "sath" "rahe"; "advance" : "W+I+S+H" "FOR"+"YOU" "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014... :

Sardar sms:Sardar 3 sardar picnic par gayeЁЯСгЁЯСгЁЯСг wahan jaakar yaad aaya

3 sardar picnic par gayeЁЯСгЁЯСгЁЯСг

wahan jaakar yaad aaya
ЁЯШп ЁЯШж ЁЯШз.


"PEPSI" to ghar par bhul gaye...
ЁЯШ╢ ЁЯШР ЁЯШ╢
Decide kiya k sab se chota sardar jakar pepsi le aye...

Chhota sardar: "Mai ek shartt par jaungaЁЯЪ╢ЁЯПГЁЯЪ╢ЁЯПГЁЯЪ╢ЁЯПГЁЯЪ╢ЁЯПГ

Tum dono, mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.." ЁЯШП

ЁЯШР Dono ne kaha thik hai ЁЯШР
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ЁЯХЫЁЯХРЁЯХСЁЯХТЁЯХУЁЯХФЁЯХХЁЯХЦЁЯХЧЁЯХШ
ЁЯХЩЁЯХЪЁЯХЫЁЯХРЁЯХСЁЯХТЁЯХУЁЯХФЁЯХХЁЯХЫ
2тГг din guzar gaye
Chhota sardar nahi aya..
ЁЯХЫЁЯХРЁЯХСЁЯХТЁЯХУЁЯХФЁЯХХЁЯХЦЁЯХЧЁЯХШ
ЁЯХЩЁЯХЪЁЯХЫЁЯХРЁЯХСЁЯХТЁЯХУЁЯХФЁЯХХЁЯХЫ
4тГг din guzar gaye
Chhota sardar nahi aya..

ЁЯШХDono ne sochhaЁЯШХ ke ab samose kha lene chahiye..

Jaise hi samosa uthaya.. chhota sardar ped ke pichhe se nikal ke bola..ЁЯШП

''Aisa karoge toh mai nahi jaunga...!!!!!"
ЁЯШЫЁЯШЬЁЯШЭЁЯШЭЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ

Funny PJ: Khatarnak pjs Read at ur own risk

ЁЯФкЁЯФкЁЯФкЁЯФкKhatarnak pjs .Read at ur own risk

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?

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Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!!

ЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМР

What do you call a Chinese who's lost her way home?
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Bhu LeeЁЯШВ

ЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМР

Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan?

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Because there's the tali-ban!

ЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМР

If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock
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do u know y?
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Bcoz
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2014 is "CURRENT" year..


ЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМР

This PJ might blow ur senses away:

What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...

ЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМР

Which animal keeps calling(dialling) crow?


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Crow-co-dile

ЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМРЁЯМР
ЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬ

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Shayri sms:Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya.. .

ЁЯФ╡ЁЯФ╡ЁЯФ╡ЁЯФ╡ЁЯФ╡ЁЯФ╡ЁЯФ╡ЁЯФ╡

тЬФ Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya.. .ЁЯТПЁЯТСЁЯСл
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Wah!ЁЯСП
Wah!ЁЯСП
Wah!!ЁЯСП
Wah!!ЁЯСП
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Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya... ЁЯТСЁЯТПЁЯСл


Phirrrrr...?

Phir kya.!
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ЁЯС╡Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me ЁЯС╖ ЁЯС╖ hosh aaya... ЁЯШйЁЯШлЁЯШкЁЯШн
Ha Ha Ha... ЁЯШВЁЯШВ


тЬФтШЭEk aur...

Aankho mein nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah,

Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki

Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi...

тЬФтШЭEk aur...

Koi pathar se na maare
mere dewaane ko...

Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,

Bomb se udaa do saale ko...

тЬФ BasтШЭlast...

Tajmahal kya cheez hai,

Is-se achi imaarat banaunga,

Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi,

Tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga...


тЬФтШЭBas iske baad khatam...

Hasi ke liye gam kurbaan,

Khushi ke liye aansoo kurbaan,

Dost ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan,

Aurr

Agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to...

Saala dost bhi kurbaan...
ЁЯШЙЁЯШЙЁЯШЙЁЯШЙЁЯШЙ


тЬФ'("3 Dost")'
ЁЯШ│ЁЯШБЁЯШл
Billu, Gullu & Ulloo...

Billu ЁЯШ│ B.Sc. mein padh raha hai...

Gullu ЁЯШБ M.A. mein padh raha hai...

Aur hamara Ulloo ЁЯШй WhatsApp padh raha hai...

'Haa Haa Haa' ЁЯШГЁЯШДЁЯША

Hanso mat, mere saath bhi aisa hi hua hai...

Chalo ab tumari baari hai, banao subko Ulloo...ЁЯОГ

Jaldi-jaldi banao, warna msg aam ho jaayega...ЁЯШЬ

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