Nurse to patient with bleeding head: your name? Patient: Pappu Singh.
Nurse: age? Patient: 25 years.
Nurse: married? Patient : no no, car accident !!
Sunday, February 2, 2014
Saturday, February 1, 2014
Friendship sms: Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20 (Red Rose)
Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20 (Red Rose)
.
Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100
(Card + Ice Cream)
.
Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250
(Cant give a low price chocolate)
.
Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700
(That s the lowest price)
.
Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130
(Again,few food expenses )
.
Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250
(You have to hug after applying a
DEO)
.
Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150
(SPRAY MINT before kissing) .
.
Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(You cant handle lesser than this
amount)
.
CONGRATULATIONS-SINGLES,,,
You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week
.
Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100
(Card + Ice Cream)
.
Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250
(Cant give a low price chocolate)
.
Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700
(That s the lowest price)
.
Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130
(Again,few food expenses )
.
Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250
(You have to hug after applying a
DEO)
.
Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150
(SPRAY MINT before kissing) .
.
Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(You cant handle lesser than this
amount)
.
CONGRATULATIONS-SINGLES,,,
You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week
Quote on life sms: The Irony of Life is.....
The Irony of Life is.....
Airports have seen more Affectionate Kisses
than Wedding Halls..
The Walls of Hospitals have heard more Sincere Prayers
than the Walls of Temples,
Masjid and churches..
Good Days or Bad Days Depend on ur Thinking. What u Call "Suffocation" in Local Train Becomes an
"Atmosphere" in Disco.
Pizza....always confuses us ... it comes in a square box ... when you open it ... it's round ... when you start eating it ... it's triangle !
Life & People are also like Pizza ... Look different .. Appear different .. & .. Behave absolutely different
Fact of life:
5 Apple : Rs. 60
Apple 5 : Rs. 60,000
POSITION matters.. :)
Airports have seen more Affectionate Kisses
than Wedding Halls..
The Walls of Hospitals have heard more Sincere Prayers
than the Walls of Temples,
Masjid and churches..
Good Days or Bad Days Depend on ur Thinking. What u Call "Suffocation" in Local Train Becomes an
"Atmosphere" in Disco.
Pizza....always confuses us ... it comes in a square box ... when you open it ... it's round ... when you start eating it ... it's triangle !
Life & People are also like Pizza ... Look different .. Appear different .. & .. Behave absolutely different
Fact of life:
5 Apple : Rs. 60
Apple 5 : Rs. 60,000
POSITION matters.. :)
Thursday, January 30, 2014
Funny sms: Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹👹
An old lady always gave the bus conductor Cashew nuts, Almonds to eat.
Conductor: "So kind of u that you give me those nuts to eat everyday.
Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I don't have teeth to munch them.
"Conductor: "Then why did you buy them?"
Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!"😜😂😂😂
An old lady always gave the bus conductor Cashew nuts, Almonds to eat.
Conductor: "So kind of u that you give me those nuts to eat everyday.
Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I don't have teeth to munch them.
"Conductor: "Then why did you buy them?"
Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!"😜😂😂😂
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Informative sms: 🌿Knowledge🌿
🌿Knowledge🌿
In Ancient England,
People Could Not have Sex Without King's Permission.
To Have A Baby, They Were Supposed To Get King's Consent.
They Were Then Given A Card To Hang On Their Door While Having Sex,
Which Read As:
"Fornication Under The Consent of King" (F.U.C.K.)
So The Word 'Fuck' Came In to Existence..!
Kisi Ko Pata Tha Kya? Nahi Na?
Bas Fuck Fuck Karte Rahte Hai...........
Spread This Fucking Knowledge!😜😝😉
In Ancient England,
People Could Not have Sex Without King's Permission.
To Have A Baby, They Were Supposed To Get King's Consent.
They Were Then Given A Card To Hang On Their Door While Having Sex,
Which Read As:
"Fornication Under The Consent of King" (F.U.C.K.)
So The Word 'Fuck' Came In to Existence..!
Kisi Ko Pata Tha Kya? Nahi Na?
Bas Fuck Fuck Karte Rahte Hai...........
Spread This Fucking Knowledge!😜😝😉
Funny lines: If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT,
Why are whales FAT ??
😳😳😳😳
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?
😣😣😣😣
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..
😂😂😂😂
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess...
As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST...
😱😱😱😱
In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
😡😡😡😡
If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
😆😆😆😆
Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE ?
😭😭😭😭
Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
😨😨😨😨
If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
😆 😆😆😆
If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
😲😲😲😲
If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
😧😧😧😧
When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
😈😈😈😈
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
🙀🙀🙀🙀
Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
🙈🙈🙈🙈
Can You Cry Under Water.?
😂😭😂😭
Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
😆😆😆😆
We all are Living in a seriously funny world....😝😜😆😛
So Enjoy buddy😜😝 !!
Why are whales FAT ??
😳😳😳😳
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND ?
😣😣😣😣
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN,
but nobody wants to DIE..
😂😂😂😂
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess...
As the WHITE piece is moved FIRST...
😱😱😱😱
In our country,
We have FREEDOM of SPEECH,
Then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS ?
😡😡😡😡
If money doesn't grow on TREES,
then why do banks have BRANCHES ?
😆😆😆😆
Why doesn't GLUE
stick to its BOTTLE ?
😭😭😭😭
Why do you still call it a BUILDING,
when its already BUILT ?
😨😨😨😨
If its true that we are here to HELP others,
What are others HERE for ?
😆 😆😆😆
If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE...
Why do bars have PARKING lots ?
😲😲😲😲
If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go..?
😧😧😧😧
When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It..?
😈😈😈😈
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
🙀🙀🙀🙀
Who Copyrighted
The Copyright Symbol..?
🙈🙈🙈🙈
Can You Cry Under Water.?
😂😭😂😭
Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog",
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
😆😆😆😆
We all are Living in a seriously funny world....😝😜😆😛
So Enjoy buddy😜😝 !!
Gujju sms: Einstein & a gujarati sitting next to
Einstein & a gujarati sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500.."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Gujarati doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..
Now,it's the gujaratis turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives gujarati $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Gujarati reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.. 😄😄😄 .
Einstein fainted.....😝
Moral of the story, you might be Einstein, don't take panga with gujarati,where money is concerned..... they are smarter than even Einstein...:😂💶💸😎😏
Einstein says,"Let's play a game.. I will ask you a question,if you don't know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I don't know the answer,I will pay you $500.."
Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Gujarati doesn't say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..
Now,it's the gujaratis turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives gujarati $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: Well,so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Gujarati reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5.. 😄😄😄 .
Einstein fainted.....😝
Moral of the story, you might be Einstein, don't take panga with gujarati,where money is concerned..... they are smarter than even Einstein...:😂💶💸😎😏
Motivational sms : Nice line by "Shri Krishna"
Nice line by "Shri Krishna"
"Kisi" ko dukh de kar mujhse apne sukh ki echha mat karna❗
Lekin tum "kisi "1 ko bhi khushi dete ho To apne dukh ki chinta mat karna❗
"Kisi" ko dukh de kar mujhse apne sukh ki echha mat karna❗
Lekin tum "kisi "1 ko bhi khushi dete ho To apne dukh ki chinta mat karna❗
Informative sms: Punishment for Rape:
Punishment for Rape:
1) UAE- Instant Death
Penalty, within 7 days
hanging
2) Iran- Instant Stoned
to death/hanging within 24 hrs
3) Afghanistan -
Instant death by bullet into head within 4 days
4) China - No Trial,
Medically proved rape then Death Penalty
5) Malaysia - Death
Penalty
6) Mangolia - Death as revenge by family
7) Iraq - Death by stone till last breath
8) Taliban - Limbs/
Legs/ Balls All Cut
Off,&then stoned&then
shot
9) Poland - Death
thrown to Pigs
10) INDIA -
Compromise, Thinking,
Trial, Bribe,
Rich family Kid,
Abuse & Embarrassment
NO ACTION...
Even d girl dies still no charge sheet
filed...
country gets in to protest, still the PM
speaks in english dat to bullshit...
look at all these
countries and learn
something now atleast in case of rape against child n rape wid brutality...
isko itna share karo ke pura India isko padhe...
This incident took place in Pune at 7:10 pm.
A boy & a girl were stopped by the police on d road without Driving License.
The boy was told 2 bring d license & d girl was asked 2cum 2 d police station.
d girl was taken 2 an isolated place where she was raped.
Most of us don't know d LAW which clearly states that-
btwn 6 pm-6 am,
a woman has RIGHT 2 refuse 2 go 2 the police station EVEN IF THERE IS AN ARREST WARRANT.
So its a humble request 2Plz 4ward dis 2 all d girls u know 2 make them aware, even 2 boys who care 4 their sister, friends."I've DONE MY BEST NOW ITS UR TURN"
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
👍 Spread this than other jokes & all
Plzzz Share Max
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
1) UAE- Instant Death
Penalty, within 7 days
hanging
2) Iran- Instant Stoned
to death/hanging within 24 hrs
3) Afghanistan -
Instant death by bullet into head within 4 days
4) China - No Trial,
Medically proved rape then Death Penalty
5) Malaysia - Death
Penalty
6) Mangolia - Death as revenge by family
7) Iraq - Death by stone till last breath
8) Taliban - Limbs/
Legs/ Balls All Cut
Off,&then stoned&then
shot
9) Poland - Death
thrown to Pigs
10) INDIA -
Compromise, Thinking,
Trial, Bribe,
Rich family Kid,
Abuse & Embarrassment
NO ACTION...
Even d girl dies still no charge sheet
filed...
country gets in to protest, still the PM
speaks in english dat to bullshit...
look at all these
countries and learn
something now atleast in case of rape against child n rape wid brutality...
isko itna share karo ke pura India isko padhe...
This incident took place in Pune at 7:10 pm.
A boy & a girl were stopped by the police on d road without Driving License.
The boy was told 2 bring d license & d girl was asked 2cum 2 d police station.
d girl was taken 2 an isolated place where she was raped.
Most of us don't know d LAW which clearly states that-
btwn 6 pm-6 am,
a woman has RIGHT 2 refuse 2 go 2 the police station EVEN IF THERE IS AN ARREST WARRANT.
So its a humble request 2Plz 4ward dis 2 all d girls u know 2 make them aware, even 2 boys who care 4 their sister, friends."I've DONE MY BEST NOW ITS UR TURN"
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
👍 Spread this than other jokes & all
Plzzz Share Max
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Funny sms: An employee goes running to HR and ask his resignation back.
An employee goes running to HR and ask his resignation back.
HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also coming to same place where I am going..
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
HR(surprised): Today is your last day and what happened suddenly?
Employee: My boss is also coming to same place where I am going..
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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