Husband wife sms: If Flipkart starts matrimonial

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services...
they will become the No.1 site in the world....................
Because they have the 30 day return policy.. ! 😜

Valentine humor: If you don't have a Valentine

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If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day; don't be sad.
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Most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😛😛😛😛🎈🎈🎈🎈

Informative sms: कौन ज्यादा कीमती ??

कौन ज्यादा कीमती ??
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एक बहुत छोटी सी बच्ची ने अपनी मम्मी से पूछा - "क्या आप कभी अपना रुपयों से भरा पर्स नौकरानी के पास छोड सकती हैं" ??
मम्मी ने लिपस्टिक लगाते हुए बोला - पर्स और नौकरानी के पास !! बिल्कुल नही !! मतलब ही नही !! सवाल ही नही !!
फिर बच्ची ने बहुत मासूमियत से पूछा, " फिर "मुझे" नौकरानी के पास कैसे छोड सकती हो ??

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Boy friend girl friend sms: Ek baar ek couple train me safar kar

Ek baar ek couple train me safar kar Raha tha. Girl: Oh ! Mera sir dukh Raha hai..Boy romantically kiss on her forehead & ask:- Ab kaisa lag Raha hai...! Girl: much better.After some time....Girl: Mera shoulder Bahut dukh Raha hai.Boy romantically kiss on her shoulder & asks:- Ab kaisa lag Raha hai.. ? Girl: Very nice.. Tumhari kiss me to jaadu hai !!1 old man who was sitting opposite and watching all this, he got up from his seat and politely asked the boy :..Beta, PILES ka bhi ilaaj karte ho kya ???? 😋😋😂😂😋😋😔😔😳😧

Funny Valentine Day Quote:

Valentine Day Quote:
"Jidhar Apna Crush Hai,Saala.... Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai"😝😜😛😃😄..💔❤💔❤😝😜😉

Aloknath funny sms: This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for a

This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for all.......
Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus..
As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn't got any.. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor.
Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT..

Aloknath funny sms :

This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for all.......
Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus..
As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn't got any.. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor.
Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT..

Shayri sms: कौन कहता है के मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते,

कौन कहता है के मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते,
रास्ते गवाह है, बस कमबख्त गवाही नहीं देते ।।



फिर आज निकलीहै वो बे-नक़ाब शहर में,
फिर आज भीड़ होगी कफ़न की दुकान मे



हक़ से दे तो तेरी "नफरत" भी सर आँखों पर...
खैरात में तो तेरी "मोहब्बत" भी मंजूर नहीं...

Husband wife sms: Teacher sent home a note- Sincere & bright boy but spends too much time with girls

Teacher sent home a note-
Sincere & bright boy but spends too much time with girls

Mother sent a note back-
Please advise solution, Father has same problem...😈💃😜👍

Office office sms: Boss: kaha Gaye the😡 ?

Boss: kaha Gaye the😡 ?

Employee: Baal katwane👹.....!!

Boss: Nalayak😾.... office hours me😠 ?

Employee: Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai...😳

Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai😤😠

Employee: to poore thode hee katwaye hai
😜😛😁😁😝😝😆😆😂😂.