Titanic humor: A very black Negro died & went to heaven.

A very black Negro died & went to heaven.

Angel: Who are you..??

Negro to impress her: I am hero of Titanic.

Angel gets confused & asks a friend: Abey Titanic duba tha ki jala tha..??

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Funny sms: Bihar school Teacher's killer English:

Bihar school Teacher's killer English:
1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin !
2. Both of you three .. stand together separately !
3. Will u hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"
4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father !
5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...?
6. I have TWO daughters: both are girls.
7. Stand in the middle of the corner !
8. The boy behind the last boy, please stand up...!! 😂😂😂🙌

Double meaning sms : Wo konsi Situation Hai.. Jisme Mard 15 Minute Me Thak Jata Hai....

Wo konsi Situation Hai..
Jisme Mard 15 Minute Me Thak Jata Hai....
Or
Aurat Chahti Hai ki wo karta
Rahe......?
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SHOPPING. Magar Apki soch ko salam.

Husband wife sms: If Flipkart starts matrimonial

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services...
they will become the No.1 site in the world....................
Because they have the 30 day return policy.. ! 😜

Valentine humor: If you don't have a Valentine

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If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day; don't be sad.
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Most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well😝😝😝😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😛😛😛😛🎈🎈🎈🎈

Informative sms: कौन ज्यादा कीमती ??

कौन ज्यादा कीमती ??
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एक बहुत छोटी सी बच्ची ने अपनी मम्मी से पूछा - "क्या आप कभी अपना रुपयों से भरा पर्स नौकरानी के पास छोड सकती हैं" ??
मम्मी ने लिपस्टिक लगाते हुए बोला - पर्स और नौकरानी के पास !! बिल्कुल नही !! मतलब ही नही !! सवाल ही नही !!
फिर बच्ची ने बहुत मासूमियत से पूछा, " फिर "मुझे" नौकरानी के पास कैसे छोड सकती हो ??

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Boy friend girl friend sms: Ek baar ek couple train me safar kar

Ek baar ek couple train me safar kar Raha tha. Girl: Oh ! Mera sir dukh Raha hai..Boy romantically kiss on her forehead & ask:- Ab kaisa lag Raha hai...! Girl: much better.After some time....Girl: Mera shoulder Bahut dukh Raha hai.Boy romantically kiss on her shoulder & asks:- Ab kaisa lag Raha hai.. ? Girl: Very nice.. Tumhari kiss me to jaadu hai !!1 old man who was sitting opposite and watching all this, he got up from his seat and politely asked the boy :..Beta, PILES ka bhi ilaaj karte ho kya ???? 😋😋😂😂😋😋😔😔😳😧

Funny Valentine Day Quote:

Valentine Day Quote:
"Jidhar Apna Crush Hai,Saala.... Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai"😝😜😛😃😄..💔❤💔❤😝😜😉

Aloknath funny sms: This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for a

This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for all.......
Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus..
As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn't got any.. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor.
Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT..

Aloknath funny sms :

This one is ultimate n should end all the debate n jokes once for all.......
Once Alok Nath was returning from Kanyadaan ceremony in a BEST bus..
As he was too tired to stand, he looked for seat but didn't got any.. However he got one with the help of a bus conductor.
Alok gave ASHIRVAAD to him, today we know that conductor as RAJNIKANT..