Sharabi sms: Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Gadha Pani pi gaya.

Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha?

Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai.
Cheers🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
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Quote on life sms: Old man has 8 hair on his head.

Old man has 8 hair on his head.
He went to Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked:
shall i cut or count ?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling😄
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Husband wife sms: मछली जल कि रानी है -:-

मछली जल कि रानी है -:-
इसका नया वर्जन ..

पत्नी घर की रानी है ,
करती अपनी मनमानी है ,
काम बताओ तो चिढ़ जाएगी ,
शौपिंग कराओ तो खिल जायेगी

😝😝😝

Informative sms: If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God .....

If you see the moon ..... You see the beauty of God ..... If you see the Sun ..... You see the power of God ..... And .... If you see the Mirror ..... You see the best Creation of GOD .... So Believe in YOURSELF..... :) :) :).
We all are tourists & God is our travel agent who
already fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations
So!
Trust him & Enjoy the "Trip" called LIFE...
Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0

🔹9-glass drinking water. 🍸🍹
🔹8-hrs sound sleep. 😴😴
🔹7-wonders tour with family. 👪
🔹6-six digit income.💰💰
🔹5-days work a week
🔹4-wheeler. 🚗
🔹3-bedroom flat 💒j
🔹2-cute children. 👫
🔹1-sweetheart. 🙋
🔹0-tension! 👍
Yhe jindgi na milegi dubara 😄😀😜😗😙😃😘
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send to all friends who are important to you...

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Sharabi sms: 10 REASONS WHY LIQUOR SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK

10 REASONS WHY LIQUOR SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK:

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better (Beauty lies in the eyes of the beerholder!)

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are drunk....

Awesome...

Husband wife sms: 👩WIFE : You have known me since before we got married.

👩WIFE : You have known me since before we got married. What changes do u see in me ?

👨HUBBY: Before we were married you were a "Chic"...

👩Wife : And now ?

👨Hubby : Chic chic, chic chic, chic chic .......'

😂😭😂😭😂😭

Sharabi sms: Outside a Bar, a NUN preaches: Drinking is Bad.

Outside a Bar, a NUN preaches: Drinking is Bad.
Man: Have you tried it?
Nun: No, Never.
Man: Ok, you try once, if you don't like it, I'll give up Drinking.
Nun: Ok, but bring it in Tea cup, I don't want people seeing me drinking.

Man goes to the bartender and says: Give me two Shots of Rum in Tea-Cups...

Bartender- IS THAT NUN HERE Again??😜😜😜🍻

Titanic humor: A very black Negro died & went to heaven.

A very black Negro died & went to heaven.

Angel: Who are you..??

Negro to impress her: I am hero of Titanic.

Angel gets confused & asks a friend: Abey Titanic duba tha ki jala tha..??

😂😂😀

Funny sms: Bihar school Teacher's killer English:

Bihar school Teacher's killer English:
1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin !
2. Both of you three .. stand together separately !
3. Will u hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"
4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father !
5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...?
6. I have TWO daughters: both are girls.
7. Stand in the middle of the corner !
8. The boy behind the last boy, please stand up...!! 😂😂😂🙌

Double meaning sms : Wo konsi Situation Hai.. Jisme Mard 15 Minute Me Thak Jata Hai....

Wo konsi Situation Hai..
Jisme Mard 15 Minute Me Thak Jata Hai....
Or
Aurat Chahti Hai ki wo karta
Rahe......?
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SHOPPING. Magar Apki soch ko salam.

Husband wife sms: If Flipkart starts matrimonial

If Flipkart starts matrimonial services...
they will become the No.1 site in the world....................
Because they have the 30 day return policy.. ! 😜