IPL 3 schedule:IPL 3 April to 26 may

IPL 3 April to 26 may
3/4 KKR- DEL 8:00PM
4/4 RBC - MUM 8;00PM
5/4 HYD - PUNE 8:00PM
6/4 DEL - RAJ 4:00PM
6/4 CSK - MUM 8:00PM
7/4 PUNE-PNJ 4:00PM
7/4 HYD - RCB 8:00PM
8/4 RAJ - KKR 8:00PM
9/4 MUM - DEL 8:00PM
10/4 PNJ - CSK 8:00PM
11/4 RCB - KKR 4:00PM
11/4 PUNE - RAJ 8:00PM
12/4 DEL - HYD 8:00PM
13/4 MUM - PUNE 4:00PM
13/4 CSK - RCB 8:00PM
14/4 KKR - HYD 4:00PM
14/4 RAJ - PNJB 8:00PM
15/4 CSK - PUNE 8:00PM
16/4 PNJB - KKR 4:00PM
16/4 RCB - DEL 8:00PM
17/4 PUNE - HYD 4:00PM
17/4 RAH - MUM 8:00PM
18/4 DEL - CSK 8:00PM
19/4 HYD - PNJB 8;00PM
20/4 KKR - CSK 4:00PM
20/4 RCB - RAJ 8:00PM
21/4 DEL - MUM 4:00PM
21/4 PNJB - PUNE 8:00PM
22/4 CSK - RAJ 8:00PM
23/4 RCB - PUNE 4:00PM
23/4 PNJB - DEL 8:00PM
24/4 KKR - MUM 8:00PM
25/4 CSK - HYD 8:00PM
26/4 KKR - PNJB 8:00OM
27/4 RAJ - HYD 4:00PM
27/4 MUM - RCB 8:00PM
28/4 CSK - KKR 4:00PM
28/4 DEL - PUNE 8:00PM
29/4 RAJ - RCB 4:00PM
29/4 MUM - PNJB 8:00PM
30/4 PUNE - CSK 8:00PM
1/5 HYD - MUM 4:00PM
1/5 DEL - KKR 8:00PM
2/5 CSK - PNJB 4:00PM
2/5 PUNE - RCB 8:00PM
3/5 KKR - RAJ 8:00PM
4/5 HYD - DEL 4:00PM
4/5 RCB - PNJB 8:00PM
5/5 MUM - CSK 4:00PM
5/5 RAJ -PUNE 8:00PM
6/5 RCB - HYD 8:00PM
7/5 RAJ - DEL 4:00PM
7/5 MUM - KKR 8:00PM
8/5 HYD - CSK 8:00PM
9/5 PNJB - RAJ 4:00PM
9/5 PUNE - KKR 8:00PM
10/5 DEL - RCB 8:00PM
11/5 PUNE - MUM 4:00PM
11/5 PNJB - HYD 8:00PM
12/5 KKR - RCB 4:00PM
12/5 RAJ - CSK 8:00PM
13/5 DEL - PNJB 4:00PM
13/5 MUM - HYD 8:00PM
14/5 KKR - PUNE 8:00PM
15/5 MUM - RAJ 8:00PM
16/5 CSK - DEL 4:00PM
16/5 PNJB - RCB 8:00PM
17/5 HYD - RAJ 8:00PM
18/5 PNJB - MUM 4:00PM
18/5 PUNE - DEL 8:00PM
19/5 RCB - CSK 8:00
21/5 QF 1(1st - 2nd) 8:00pm
22/5 elm (3rd -4th)
24/5 qf2 8:00pm
26/5 IPL FINAL 8:00PM

i bet issie pehle kisi k pass ni aaya hoga just 5 min pehle announce hua...

Husband wife sms: WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started.
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream..
And then the fight started
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Mayawati ka Balatkaar ho gaya.
Haso mat.. Joke aage hai..
Manmohan asks Doctor: Uski tabiyat kaisi hai.
Doctor: Hum Oxygen mask laga kr unke chehre ki khushi ko chupane ki koshish kr rahe hai...

Santa banta sms: This 1 is a killer 1 .....

This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai.😂
😍

Santa banta sms: Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?

Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Santa banta sms: Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?

Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo.

Santa banta sms: 1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi

1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi
Santa ne Window se Dekha
Socho Santa kya bola hoga?

Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.
😉☺😊😀😃😄

Santa banta sms: Santa Sharab pite pite

Santa Sharab pite pite
Rone Laga...
Banta: Kya hua Ro Q
Rahe Ho?
Santa: Yaar Jis Ladki ko
Bhulane ke Liye Pi raha
thaUska Naam Yaad
Nahi Aa Raha..

Shayri sms: Galatiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi, Mai Bhi Nahi,

Galatiyon Se Juda Tu Bhi Nahi, Mai Bhi Nahi,
Dono Insaan hain, Khuda Tu Bhi
Nahi, Mai Bhi Nahi ... !

" Tu Mujhe or Mai Tujhe Ilzaam Dete Hain Magar,
Apne Andar Jhankta Tu Bhi Nahi, Mai Bhi Nahi " ... !!

" Galat Fahmiyon Ne Kar Di Dono Mai Paida Dooriyan,
Warna Fitrat Ka Bura Tu Bhi Nahi, Mai Bhi Nahi " ... !!!

Apne Apne Raston Pe Dono Ka Safar Jaari Raha,
Ek Lamhe Ko Ruka Tu Bhi Nahi, Mai Bhi Nahi ... !!!!

" Chahte Dono Bohut Ek Doosre Ko Hain Magar,
Ye Haqiqat Maanta Tu Bhi Nahi, Mai Bhi Nahi " ... !!!! 😊

Sharabi sms: कौन कहता है के मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते,

कौन कहता है के मुसाफिर ज़ख़्मी नहीं होते,
रास्ते गवाह है, बस कमबख्त गवाही नहीं देते ।।
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फिर आज निकलीहै वो बे-नक़ाब शहर में,
फिर आज भीड़ होगी कफ़न की दुकान मे

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हक़ से दे तो तेरी "नफरत" भी सर आँखों पर...
खैरात में तो तेरी "मोहब्बत" भी मंजूर नहीं...
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Teri mahobbat ke pyase the is liye haath faila diye,
Varna hum to apni zindagi ke liye bhi dua nahi mangte.
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Unhe chaat pe jane se mana kar diya hum ne,
Be wajah saher me eid ki tarik badal jati hai ...
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Kaash teri yado ka khazana bech pate hum,
Aaj hamari bhi ginti amiro me hoti -----

Ek Nafrat hi hai jise duniya chand Lamhon me jaan Leti hai,,,,
Warna Chahat ka yakeen Dilane me to Zindagi Beet jaati hai...
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दुनिया का उसूल हैं,

जब तक तेरा काम हैं,

तब तक तेरा नाम हैं

वरना सिर्फ दूर से सलाम हैं...
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खुबसूरत क्या कह दिया उनको, के वो हमको छोड़कर शीशे के हो गए,,
तराशा नहीं था तो पत्थर थे, तराश दिया तो खुदा हो गए.!!!!!
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सुनकर
ज़माने की बातें,
तू अपनी अदा मत बदल..

यकीं रख
अपने खुदा पर,
यूँ बार बार खुदा मत बदल...
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धूल हालात को हर बार चटायी मैंने...
मुकद्दर
तो नहीं पर ज़िगर जरुर रखता हूँ |
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बेवजह मन पे कोई बोझ ना भारी रखिए,.
जिन्दगी जंग है ईस जंग को जारी रखिए।।
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क्यों याद करेगा कोई बेवजह मुझे अये खुदा ,
लोग तो बेवजह तुम्हे भी याद नहीं करते !!"
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इतना आसान नहीं है गुमशुदा मोहब्बत का पता ...
खुद भटकते हैं यहाँ राह बताने वाले .
and here's the best one...
हर शख्स मुझे ज़िन्दगी जीने का तरीका बताता है..
उन्हें कैसे समझाऊ कि एक " ख्वाब " अधूरा है मेरा..
वरना जीना तो मुझे भी आता है.

Naughty sms: WIFE: JAANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai.

WIFE: JAANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai.

Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai.

Room freshner side table par hai, Nahanay Ka Soap With Lime Fragrance or Towel Bhi Rakha Hai.

Main Baccho Ko Leker Mummy Ke Yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi, Program Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein Wahin aur Ruk Jaungi!


Isko kehete hai









MUNGERILAL ke haseen sapne!

Khatarnak insult..

Khatarnak insult..
GiRL to boy-
main kaisi lag rahi hu aaj??
Abhi beauty parlour se aayi hu..
.
.
Boy- toh??
Bandh tha kya ?? 😁😜😂
😱😛