Ek haathi ЁЯРШne romantic mood mein aakar ek chintiЁЯРЬ ko ched diya.
ChintiЁЯРЬ gussey mein a k haathi ki biwiЁЯРШ k paas ja k boli..behen apne awara shohar ko samajha lo...varna mard to humare yaha bhi chichore hain..aur bahar tum bhi nikalti ho..
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Quote on life sms: Nice line by Javed Akhtar Sahab:
Nice line by Javed Akhtar Sahab:
" рд▓рдмреНреЫ рд╣реА рдРрд╕реА рдЪреАреЫ рд╣реИ
рдЬрд┐рд╕рдХреА рд╡рдЬрд╣ рд╕реЗ рдЗрдВрд╕рд╛рди
рдпрд╛ рддреЛ рджрд┐рд▓ рдореЗрдВ рдЙрддрд░ рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИ
рдпрд╛ рджрд┐рд▓ рд╕реЗ рдЙрддрд░ рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИ "
реЫрд┐рдиреНрджрдЧреА рдХреЗ рдЗрд╕ рдХрд╢реНрдордХрд╢ рдореИрдВ
рд╡реИрд╕реЗ рддреЛ рдореИрдВ рднреА рдХрд╛реЮреА рдмрд┐рдЬреА рд╣реБрдБ ,
рд▓реЗрдХрд┐рди рд╡реШреНрдд рдХрд╛ рдмрд╣рд╛рдирд╛ рдмрдирд╛ рдХрд░ ,
рдЕрдкрдиреЛрдВ рдХреЛ рднреВрд▓ рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рдореБрдЭреЗ рдЖрдЬ рднреА рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЖрддрд╛ !
рдЬрд╣рд╛рдБ рдпрд╛рд░ рдпрд╛рдж рди рдЖрдП рд╡реЛ рддрдиреНрд╣рд╛рдИ рдХрд┐рд╕ рдХрд╛рдо рдХреА, рдмрд┐рдЧреЬреЗ рд░рд┐рд╢реНрддреЗ рди рдмрдиреЗ рддреЛ рдЦреБрджрд╛рдИ рдХрд┐рд╕ рдХрд╛рдо рдХреА, рдмреЗрд╢рдХ рдЕрдкрдиреА рдордВреЫрд┐рд▓ рддрдХ рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рд╣реИ ,
рдкрд░ рдЬрд╣рд╛рдБ рд╕реЗ рдЕрдкрдирд╛ рджреЛрд╕реНрдд рдирд╛ рджрд┐рдЦреЗ
рд╡реЛ рдКрдВрдЪрд╛рдИ рдХрд┐рд╕ рдХрд╛рдо рдХреА .. ЁЯШД
" рд▓рдмреНреЫ рд╣реА рдРрд╕реА рдЪреАреЫ рд╣реИ
рдЬрд┐рд╕рдХреА рд╡рдЬрд╣ рд╕реЗ рдЗрдВрд╕рд╛рди
рдпрд╛ рддреЛ рджрд┐рд▓ рдореЗрдВ рдЙрддрд░ рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИ
рдпрд╛ рджрд┐рд▓ рд╕реЗ рдЙрддрд░ рдЬрд╛рддрд╛ рд╣реИ "
реЫрд┐рдиреНрджрдЧреА рдХреЗ рдЗрд╕ рдХрд╢реНрдордХрд╢ рдореИрдВ
рд╡реИрд╕реЗ рддреЛ рдореИрдВ рднреА рдХрд╛реЮреА рдмрд┐рдЬреА рд╣реБрдБ ,
рд▓реЗрдХрд┐рди рд╡реШреНрдд рдХрд╛ рдмрд╣рд╛рдирд╛ рдмрдирд╛ рдХрд░ ,
рдЕрдкрдиреЛрдВ рдХреЛ рднреВрд▓ рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рдореБрдЭреЗ рдЖрдЬ рднреА рдирд╣реАрдВ рдЖрддрд╛ !
рдЬрд╣рд╛рдБ рдпрд╛рд░ рдпрд╛рдж рди рдЖрдП рд╡реЛ рддрдиреНрд╣рд╛рдИ рдХрд┐рд╕ рдХрд╛рдо рдХреА, рдмрд┐рдЧреЬреЗ рд░рд┐рд╢реНрддреЗ рди рдмрдиреЗ рддреЛ рдЦреБрджрд╛рдИ рдХрд┐рд╕ рдХрд╛рдо рдХреА, рдмреЗрд╢рдХ рдЕрдкрдиреА рдордВреЫрд┐рд▓ рддрдХ рдЬрд╛рдирд╛ рд╣реИ ,
рдкрд░ рдЬрд╣рд╛рдБ рд╕реЗ рдЕрдкрдирд╛ рджреЛрд╕реНрдд рдирд╛ рджрд┐рдЦреЗ
рд╡реЛ рдКрдВрдЪрд╛рдИ рдХрд┐рд╕ рдХрд╛рдо рдХреА .. ЁЯШД
Reply sms: 1 test jo btayega ki apko khane me kya pasand h
1 test jo btayega ki apko khane me kya pasand h
step-wise krte jana
1 se 9 tak koi 1 no. socho
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soch liya?
Ab 3 se multiply kro
ab usme 3 add kro
fir 3 se multiply kro
ab jo answer aaye uski dono digit ko aapas me jod do
and
chek kro
1.rajmaЁЯНЫ
2.paneerЁЯНЪ
3.chikenЁЯНЧ
4.pizzaЁЯНХ
5.burgerЁЯНФ
6.gulab jamunЁЯНШ
7.chowmeinЁЯНЬ
8.ice creamЁЯНжЁЯНзЁЯНи
9.gobar ЁЯТй
kya hua?
Pta nahi kaise kha lete ho?
Chhi....chhi....
:-p
Ab dusra no. Sochke 2bara mt krna ЁЯЩИЁЯШВ hahahaЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
step-wise krte jana
1 se 9 tak koi 1 no. socho
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.
.
.
.
.
.
soch liya?
Ab 3 se multiply kro
ab usme 3 add kro
fir 3 se multiply kro
ab jo answer aaye uski dono digit ko aapas me jod do
and
chek kro
1.rajmaЁЯНЫ
2.paneerЁЯНЪ
3.chikenЁЯНЧ
4.pizzaЁЯНХ
5.burgerЁЯНФ
6.gulab jamunЁЯНШ
7.chowmeinЁЯНЬ
8.ice creamЁЯНжЁЯНзЁЯНи
9.gobar ЁЯТй
kya hua?
Pta nahi kaise kha lete ho?
Chhi....chhi....
:-p
Ab dusra no. Sochke 2bara mt krna ЁЯЩИЁЯШВ hahahaЁЯШВЁЯШВЁЯШВ
Political humor: рдПрдЕрд░рдкреЛрд░реНрдЯ рдХрд╣рд╛рдБ рдЧрдпрд╛,,,
рдПрдЕрд░рдкреЛрд░реНрдЯ рдХрд╣рд╛рдБ рдЧрдпрд╛,,,
рдлреНрд▓рд╛рдИрдУрд╡рд░ рдХрд╣рд╛рдБ рдЧрдпрд╛ ,,,
рдореЗрдЯреНрд░реЛ рдХрд╣рд╛рдБ рдЧрдИ ,,,
рдХрд╛ рдЬрд╡рд╛рдм......
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рдЦреБрд╢рд╣рд╛рд▓ рджреЗрд╢ рдХрд╛ рдПрдХ "рд╡рд┐рдЬреНрдЮрд╛рдкрди" рдпреЗ рднреА ..
рдПрдХ рдорд╣рд┐рд▓рд╛ рдкрддрд┐ рд╕реЗ :- рдРрдЬреА, рдЖрдк " рд╕реБрдмрд╣ рд╕реБрдмрд╣ " рдмреИрдареЗ
рдХреНрдпреЛрдВ рд╣реЛ
"рд╕рд┐рд▓реЗрдВрдбрд░" рдЦрддреНрдо рд╣реЛ рдЧрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЕрд▓рдорд╛рд░реА рд╕реЗ 200 рд░реВрдкрдпреЗ рд▓реЗ рд▓реЛ рдФрд░
рдЬрд▓реНрджреА рд╕реЗ рдПрдХ 'рд╕рд┐рд▓реЗрдВрдбрд░'' рд▓реЗ рдЖрдУ рдФрд░ рд╣рд╛рдБ рдЬрд╛рддреЗ рдЬрд╛рддреЗ 80
рд░реБрдкрдпреЗ
рдХрд╛ "рд▓рд╛рдИрдЯ рдХрд╛ рдмрд┐рд▓" рднреА рднрд░рддреЗ рдЖрдирд╛ ! рд╡рд╛рдкрд╕реА рдореЗрдВ " рд╕реНрдХреВрдЯрд░ "
рдореЗ
30 рд░реБ рдХрд╛ "рдПрдХ рд▓реАрдЯрд░" рдкреЗрдЯреНрд░реКрд▓ рдбрд▓рд╡рд╛рдирд╛ рдирд╛ рднреВрд▓рдирд╛
рдореЗрд╣рдорд╛рди рдЖ рд░рд╣реЗ рд╣реИ 14 рд░реБрдкрдпреЗ рд╡рд╛рд▓реА 'рджреВрдз' рдХреА рджреЛ рдереИрд▓реАрдпрд╛рдВ рд▓реЗ
рдЖрдирд╛
рдФрд░ рд╣рд╛рдВ рд╕рд╛рде рдореЗ рджрд╕ рд░реБрдкрдпреЗ рдХреА 2 рдХрд┐рд▓реЛ ''рдкреНрдпрд╛рдЬ'' рднреА рд▓реЗрддреЗ
рдЖрдирд╛ ! !!!!!
рдмреЗрдЯрд╛ рдкрд┐рддрд╛рдЬреА рд╕реЗ :- рдкрд╛рдкрд╛; рдпреЗ рдореЙрдВ рдХреЛ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ рд╣реИ ?
рдкрд┐рддрд╛ рдореЙрдВ рдХреЛ рд╣рд┐рд▓рд╛рддреЗ рд╣реБрдП :- рдЬрд╛рдЧреЛ рднрд╛рдЧрд╡рд╛рди рдЬрд╛рдЧреЛ,
рддреБрдо рднреА рдирд╛ рдиреАрдВрдж рдореЗ рдХреБрдЫ рднреА рдмреЛрд▓рддреА рд░рд╣рддреА рд╣реЛ ? .....
рдореЙрдВ рдЖрдВрдЦреЗ рдЦреЛрд▓рддреЗ рд╣реБрдП - рдЙрдлрд╝ рдпреЗ 'рдорд╣рдВрдЧрд╛рдИ рдпреЗ 'рднреНрд░рд╖реНрдЯрд╛рдЪрд╛рд░ рдпреЗ
рдШреЛрдЯрд╛рд▓реЗ
рдФрд░ рд╡реЛ рднреА рд╕рд┐рд░реНрдлрд╝ 'рдкрд┐рдЫрд▓реЗ рджрд╕ рд╕рд╛рд▓реЛрдВ' рдореЗ ред .....
ЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬ
рдлреНрд▓рд╛рдИрдУрд╡рд░ рдХрд╣рд╛рдБ рдЧрдпрд╛ ,,,
рдореЗрдЯреНрд░реЛ рдХрд╣рд╛рдБ рдЧрдИ ,,,
рдХрд╛ рдЬрд╡рд╛рдм......
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рдЦреБрд╢рд╣рд╛рд▓ рджреЗрд╢ рдХрд╛ рдПрдХ "рд╡рд┐рдЬреНрдЮрд╛рдкрди" рдпреЗ рднреА ..
рдПрдХ рдорд╣рд┐рд▓рд╛ рдкрддрд┐ рд╕реЗ :- рдРрдЬреА, рдЖрдк " рд╕реБрдмрд╣ рд╕реБрдмрд╣ " рдмреИрдареЗ
рдХреНрдпреЛрдВ рд╣реЛ
"рд╕рд┐рд▓реЗрдВрдбрд░" рдЦрддреНрдо рд╣реЛ рдЧрдпрд╛ рд╣реИ рдЕрд▓рдорд╛рд░реА рд╕реЗ 200 рд░реВрдкрдпреЗ рд▓реЗ рд▓реЛ рдФрд░
рдЬрд▓реНрджреА рд╕реЗ рдПрдХ 'рд╕рд┐рд▓реЗрдВрдбрд░'' рд▓реЗ рдЖрдУ рдФрд░ рд╣рд╛рдБ рдЬрд╛рддреЗ рдЬрд╛рддреЗ 80
рд░реБрдкрдпреЗ
рдХрд╛ "рд▓рд╛рдИрдЯ рдХрд╛ рдмрд┐рд▓" рднреА рднрд░рддреЗ рдЖрдирд╛ ! рд╡рд╛рдкрд╕реА рдореЗрдВ " рд╕реНрдХреВрдЯрд░ "
рдореЗ
30 рд░реБ рдХрд╛ "рдПрдХ рд▓реАрдЯрд░" рдкреЗрдЯреНрд░реКрд▓ рдбрд▓рд╡рд╛рдирд╛ рдирд╛ рднреВрд▓рдирд╛
рдореЗрд╣рдорд╛рди рдЖ рд░рд╣реЗ рд╣реИ 14 рд░реБрдкрдпреЗ рд╡рд╛рд▓реА 'рджреВрдз' рдХреА рджреЛ рдереИрд▓реАрдпрд╛рдВ рд▓реЗ
рдЖрдирд╛
рдФрд░ рд╣рд╛рдВ рд╕рд╛рде рдореЗ рджрд╕ рд░реБрдкрдпреЗ рдХреА 2 рдХрд┐рд▓реЛ ''рдкреНрдпрд╛рдЬ'' рднреА рд▓реЗрддреЗ
рдЖрдирд╛ ! !!!!!
рдмреЗрдЯрд╛ рдкрд┐рддрд╛рдЬреА рд╕реЗ :- рдкрд╛рдкрд╛; рдпреЗ рдореЙрдВ рдХреЛ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рд╣реБрдЖ рд╣реИ ?
рдкрд┐рддрд╛ рдореЙрдВ рдХреЛ рд╣рд┐рд▓рд╛рддреЗ рд╣реБрдП :- рдЬрд╛рдЧреЛ рднрд╛рдЧрд╡рд╛рди рдЬрд╛рдЧреЛ,
рддреБрдо рднреА рдирд╛ рдиреАрдВрдж рдореЗ рдХреБрдЫ рднреА рдмреЛрд▓рддреА рд░рд╣рддреА рд╣реЛ ? .....
рдореЙрдВ рдЖрдВрдЦреЗ рдЦреЛрд▓рддреЗ рд╣реБрдП - рдЙрдлрд╝ рдпреЗ 'рдорд╣рдВрдЧрд╛рдИ рдпреЗ 'рднреНрд░рд╖реНрдЯрд╛рдЪрд╛рд░ рдпреЗ
рдШреЛрдЯрд╛рд▓реЗ
рдФрд░ рд╡реЛ рднреА рд╕рд┐рд░реНрдлрд╝ 'рдкрд┐рдЫрд▓реЗ рджрд╕ рд╕рд╛рд▓реЛрдВ' рдореЗ ред .....
ЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬЁЯШЬ
Quote on life sms: рдЦрд╛рдореЛрд╢ рдмреИрдареЗрдВ рддреЛ рд▓реЛрдЧ рдХрд╣рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ рдЙрджрд╛рд╕реА рдЕрдЪреНрдЫреА рдирд╣реАрдВ..........
рдЦрд╛рдореЛрд╢ рдмреИрдареЗрдВ рддреЛ рд▓реЛрдЧ рдХрд╣рддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ рдЙрджрд╛рд╕реА рдЕрдЪреНрдЫреА рдирд╣реАрдВ..........
рдЬрд╝рд░рд╛ рд╕рд╛ рд╣рдБрд╕ рд▓реЗрдВ рддреЛ рдореБрд╕реНрдХреБрд░рд╛рдиреЗ рдХреА рд╡рдЬрд╣ рдкреВрдЫ рд▓реЗрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ....!!
рдЬрд╝рд░рд╛ рд╕рд╛ рд╣рдБрд╕ рд▓реЗрдВ рддреЛ рдореБрд╕реНрдХреБрд░рд╛рдиреЗ рдХреА рд╡рдЬрд╣ рдкреВрдЫ рд▓реЗрддреЗ рд╣реИрдВ....!!
Husband wife sms: TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE::
TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE::
1) To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
2) To put someone else's money in your own pocket.
The one who succeeds in the First is called a TEACHER and the one who succeeds in the Second is called a POLITICIAN.
The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE.ЁЯСНЁЯШБ
The one who fails in both
is called the HUSBAND ЁЯШУЁЯШУ
1) To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
2) To put someone else's money in your own pocket.
The one who succeeds in the First is called a TEACHER and the one who succeeds in the Second is called a POLITICIAN.
The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE.ЁЯСНЁЯШБ
The one who fails in both
is called the HUSBAND ЁЯШУЁЯШУ
Husband wife sms: рдПрдХ рдореМрд▓рд╡реА рд╕рд╛рд╣рдм рддреШрд░реАрд░ рдХрд░ рд░рд╣реЗ рдереЗ :
рдПрдХ рдореМрд▓рд╡реА рд╕рд╛рд╣рдм рддреШрд░реАрд░ рдХрд░ рд░рд╣реЗ рдереЗ :
рд▓реЛрдЧреЛрдВ рдХрд┐рд╕реА рдХрд┐ рдФрд░рддреЛрдВ рдХреЛ рдордд
рджреЗрдЦрд╛ рдХрд░реЛ....
,
рдЗрди рдХреЗ рдмрджрд▓реЗ рддреБрдореНрд╣реЗ рдЬрдиреНрдирдд рдореЗрдВ рд╣реВрд░реЗрдВ
рдорд┐рд▓реЗрдВрдЧреА рд╣реВрд░реЗрдВ,
,
рд╣реВрд░реЗрдВ рднреА рдРрд╕реА рд╣реЛрдВрдЧреА рдХрд┐ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдХрд╣реВ,
,
рд╣реВрд░ рдРрд╕реА рд╣реЛрдЧреА,
рдРрд╕реА рд╣реЛрдЧреА рдХрд┐ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдмрдпрд╛рди рдХрд░реВ,
,
рдореМрд▓рд╡реА рд╕рд╛рд╣рдм рдереЛрдбрд╛ рдФрд░
рдЬрдЬреНрдмрд╛рддреА рд╣реЛ рдХрд░ рдмреЛрд▓реЗ ;
рдореИрдВ рддреБрдореНрд╣реЗ рд╣реВрд░ рдХрд┐ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдорд┐рд╕рд╛рд▓ рджреВрдВ,
,
рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдмрд╢реАрд░ рд╕рд╛рд╣рдм рдХреА рдмреАрд╡реА рдХреЛ рд╣реА рджреЗрдЦ
рд▓реЛ,
,
рдХрд╕рдо рдЦреБрджрд╛ рдХрд┐ рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИ рд╣реВрд░ ...
рд▓реЛрдЧреЛрдВ рдХрд┐рд╕реА рдХрд┐ рдФрд░рддреЛрдВ рдХреЛ рдордд
рджреЗрдЦрд╛ рдХрд░реЛ....
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рдЗрди рдХреЗ рдмрджрд▓реЗ рддреБрдореНрд╣реЗ рдЬрдиреНрдирдд рдореЗрдВ рд╣реВрд░реЗрдВ
рдорд┐рд▓реЗрдВрдЧреА рд╣реВрд░реЗрдВ,
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рд╣реВрд░реЗрдВ рднреА рдРрд╕реА рд╣реЛрдВрдЧреА рдХрд┐ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдХрд╣реВ,
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рд╣реВрд░ рдРрд╕реА рд╣реЛрдЧреА,
рдРрд╕реА рд╣реЛрдЧреА рдХрд┐ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдмрдпрд╛рди рдХрд░реВ,
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рдореМрд▓рд╡реА рд╕рд╛рд╣рдм рдереЛрдбрд╛ рдФрд░
рдЬрдЬреНрдмрд╛рддреА рд╣реЛ рдХрд░ рдмреЛрд▓реЗ ;
рдореИрдВ рддреБрдореНрд╣реЗ рд╣реВрд░ рдХрд┐ рдХреНрдпрд╛ рдорд┐рд╕рд╛рд▓ рджреВрдВ,
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рдЕрдкрдиреЗ рдмрд╢реАрд░ рд╕рд╛рд╣рдм рдХреА рдмреАрд╡реА рдХреЛ рд╣реА рджреЗрдЦ
рд▓реЛ,
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рдХрд╕рдо рдЦреБрджрд╛ рдХрд┐ рд╣реВрд░ рд╣реИ рд╣реВрд░ ...
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
IPL 3 schedule:IPL 3 April to 26 may
IPL 3 April to 26 may
3/4 KKR- DEL 8:00PM
4/4 RBC - MUM 8;00PM
5/4 HYD - PUNE 8:00PM
6/4 DEL - RAJ 4:00PM
6/4 CSK - MUM 8:00PM
7/4 PUNE-PNJ 4:00PM
7/4 HYD - RCB 8:00PM
8/4 RAJ - KKR 8:00PM
9/4 MUM - DEL 8:00PM
10/4 PNJ - CSK 8:00PM
11/4 RCB - KKR 4:00PM
11/4 PUNE - RAJ 8:00PM
12/4 DEL - HYD 8:00PM
13/4 MUM - PUNE 4:00PM
13/4 CSK - RCB 8:00PM
14/4 KKR - HYD 4:00PM
14/4 RAJ - PNJB 8:00PM
15/4 CSK - PUNE 8:00PM
16/4 PNJB - KKR 4:00PM
16/4 RCB - DEL 8:00PM
17/4 PUNE - HYD 4:00PM
17/4 RAH - MUM 8:00PM
18/4 DEL - CSK 8:00PM
19/4 HYD - PNJB 8;00PM
20/4 KKR - CSK 4:00PM
20/4 RCB - RAJ 8:00PM
21/4 DEL - MUM 4:00PM
21/4 PNJB - PUNE 8:00PM
22/4 CSK - RAJ 8:00PM
23/4 RCB - PUNE 4:00PM
23/4 PNJB - DEL 8:00PM
24/4 KKR - MUM 8:00PM
25/4 CSK - HYD 8:00PM
26/4 KKR - PNJB 8:00OM
27/4 RAJ - HYD 4:00PM
27/4 MUM - RCB 8:00PM
28/4 CSK - KKR 4:00PM
28/4 DEL - PUNE 8:00PM
29/4 RAJ - RCB 4:00PM
29/4 MUM - PNJB 8:00PM
30/4 PUNE - CSK 8:00PM
1/5 HYD - MUM 4:00PM
1/5 DEL - KKR 8:00PM
2/5 CSK - PNJB 4:00PM
2/5 PUNE - RCB 8:00PM
3/5 KKR - RAJ 8:00PM
4/5 HYD - DEL 4:00PM
4/5 RCB - PNJB 8:00PM
5/5 MUM - CSK 4:00PM
5/5 RAJ -PUNE 8:00PM
6/5 RCB - HYD 8:00PM
7/5 RAJ - DEL 4:00PM
7/5 MUM - KKR 8:00PM
8/5 HYD - CSK 8:00PM
9/5 PNJB - RAJ 4:00PM
9/5 PUNE - KKR 8:00PM
10/5 DEL - RCB 8:00PM
11/5 PUNE - MUM 4:00PM
11/5 PNJB - HYD 8:00PM
12/5 KKR - RCB 4:00PM
12/5 RAJ - CSK 8:00PM
13/5 DEL - PNJB 4:00PM
13/5 MUM - HYD 8:00PM
14/5 KKR - PUNE 8:00PM
15/5 MUM - RAJ 8:00PM
16/5 CSK - DEL 4:00PM
16/5 PNJB - RCB 8:00PM
17/5 HYD - RAJ 8:00PM
18/5 PNJB - MUM 4:00PM
18/5 PUNE - DEL 8:00PM
19/5 RCB - CSK 8:00
21/5 QF 1(1st - 2nd) 8:00pm
22/5 elm (3rd -4th)
24/5 qf2 8:00pm
26/5 IPL FINAL 8:00PM
i bet issie pehle kisi k pass ni aaya hoga just 5 min pehle announce hua...
3/4 KKR- DEL 8:00PM
4/4 RBC - MUM 8;00PM
5/4 HYD - PUNE 8:00PM
6/4 DEL - RAJ 4:00PM
6/4 CSK - MUM 8:00PM
7/4 PUNE-PNJ 4:00PM
7/4 HYD - RCB 8:00PM
8/4 RAJ - KKR 8:00PM
9/4 MUM - DEL 8:00PM
10/4 PNJ - CSK 8:00PM
11/4 RCB - KKR 4:00PM
11/4 PUNE - RAJ 8:00PM
12/4 DEL - HYD 8:00PM
13/4 MUM - PUNE 4:00PM
13/4 CSK - RCB 8:00PM
14/4 KKR - HYD 4:00PM
14/4 RAJ - PNJB 8:00PM
15/4 CSK - PUNE 8:00PM
16/4 PNJB - KKR 4:00PM
16/4 RCB - DEL 8:00PM
17/4 PUNE - HYD 4:00PM
17/4 RAH - MUM 8:00PM
18/4 DEL - CSK 8:00PM
19/4 HYD - PNJB 8;00PM
20/4 KKR - CSK 4:00PM
20/4 RCB - RAJ 8:00PM
21/4 DEL - MUM 4:00PM
21/4 PNJB - PUNE 8:00PM
22/4 CSK - RAJ 8:00PM
23/4 RCB - PUNE 4:00PM
23/4 PNJB - DEL 8:00PM
24/4 KKR - MUM 8:00PM
25/4 CSK - HYD 8:00PM
26/4 KKR - PNJB 8:00OM
27/4 RAJ - HYD 4:00PM
27/4 MUM - RCB 8:00PM
28/4 CSK - KKR 4:00PM
28/4 DEL - PUNE 8:00PM
29/4 RAJ - RCB 4:00PM
29/4 MUM - PNJB 8:00PM
30/4 PUNE - CSK 8:00PM
1/5 HYD - MUM 4:00PM
1/5 DEL - KKR 8:00PM
2/5 CSK - PNJB 4:00PM
2/5 PUNE - RCB 8:00PM
3/5 KKR - RAJ 8:00PM
4/5 HYD - DEL 4:00PM
4/5 RCB - PNJB 8:00PM
5/5 MUM - CSK 4:00PM
5/5 RAJ -PUNE 8:00PM
6/5 RCB - HYD 8:00PM
7/5 RAJ - DEL 4:00PM
7/5 MUM - KKR 8:00PM
8/5 HYD - CSK 8:00PM
9/5 PNJB - RAJ 4:00PM
9/5 PUNE - KKR 8:00PM
10/5 DEL - RCB 8:00PM
11/5 PUNE - MUM 4:00PM
11/5 PNJB - HYD 8:00PM
12/5 KKR - RCB 4:00PM
12/5 RAJ - CSK 8:00PM
13/5 DEL - PNJB 4:00PM
13/5 MUM - HYD 8:00PM
14/5 KKR - PUNE 8:00PM
15/5 MUM - RAJ 8:00PM
16/5 CSK - DEL 4:00PM
16/5 PNJB - RCB 8:00PM
17/5 HYD - RAJ 8:00PM
18/5 PNJB - MUM 4:00PM
18/5 PUNE - DEL 8:00PM
19/5 RCB - CSK 8:00
21/5 QF 1(1st - 2nd) 8:00pm
22/5 elm (3rd -4th)
24/5 qf2 8:00pm
26/5 IPL FINAL 8:00PM
i bet issie pehle kisi k pass ni aaya hoga just 5 min pehle announce hua...
Husband wife sms: WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!
WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT!
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
*************************
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
***************************
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started.
***************************
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.
***************************
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
***************************
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream..
And then the fight started
************************
Mayawati ka Balatkaar ho gaya.
Haso mat.. Joke aage hai..
Manmohan asks Doctor: Uski tabiyat kaisi hai.
Doctor: Hum Oxygen mask laga kr unke chehre ki khushi ko chupane ki koshish kr rahe hai...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started.
*************************
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started.
***************************
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started.
***************************
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, 'He's my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said to my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started.
***************************
My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to me,'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And then the fight started.
***************************
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream..
And then the fight started
************************
Mayawati ka Balatkaar ho gaya.
Haso mat.. Joke aage hai..
Manmohan asks Doctor: Uski tabiyat kaisi hai.
Doctor: Hum Oxygen mask laga kr unke chehre ki khushi ko chupane ki koshish kr rahe hai...
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
Santa banta sms: This 1 is a killer 1 .....
This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai.ЁЯШВ
ЁЯШН
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Student- iska matlab ki tiger online hai.ЁЯШВ
ЁЯШН
Santa banta sms: Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
ЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШм
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
ЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШмЁЯШм
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