Quote on life sms: Please read carefully and relate these 10 Commandments with our life....

Please read carefully and relate these 10 Commandments with our life....
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That is attitude

1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.

2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish.Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!

3) Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till ending.

4) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them, Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

5) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried. That's life.

6) It is not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it's important how well you play with the cards which you hold.

7) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, `Relax dear it's just a bend. Not the end'. Have Faith and have a successful life.

8) When you are sad, try to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so cute` and you will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit coz liars go to hell.

9) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!

10) Only two types of persons are happy in this world. First is Mad and second is Child. Be Mad to achieve what you desire and be a Child to enjoy what you have achieved.

If u really enjoyed above 10 rules u may wish to forward it. Do forward it but at the same time save it for your future referance. U may make it a habit of reading this say once in a week. This way slowly u will master the rules and will make your & your near n dears life happy & enjoyable. !!

Husband wife sms: Research se pata chala hai ki...

Research se pata chala hai ki...

Wife se pyaar se baat karne se
Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai

Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai

Mind 90% time relax rehta hai

Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai

Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen
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WIFE APNI NA HO..

Punjabi sms: Afgani : Hamare registaan mein

😉
Afgani : Hamare registaan mein 'khushamdid' bolo to vapis awaz aati hai ...
amdid...amdid...amdid

Himachali : hamare pahado mein
'i love u'
bolo to vapis awaz ati hai.
love u...love u...love u....

Punjabi:Es vich kedi gal hai sade pind di gali vich awaz maro
'teri bhen di'
te vapas awaz andi hai

'teri Maa di... teri maa di...😂😂😂

Husband wife sms: VARIETY OF MEN......

VARIETY OF MEN......

1. THE EUROPEANS
they have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most .

2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most..

3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most..
😜😜😜
Jai mata di....
And the best one. --
4. THE ARABS
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfrnd. But they love their camel the most. 😆

Flirty sms: Ek haathi 🐘ne romantic mood mein

Ek haathi 🐘ne romantic mood mein aakar ek chinti🐜 ko ched diya.
Chinti🐜 gussey mein a k haathi ki biwi🐘 k paas ja k boli..behen apne awara shohar ko samajha lo...varna mard to humare yaha bhi chichore hain..aur bahar tum bhi nikalti ho..

Quote on life sms: Nice line by Javed Akhtar Sahab:

Nice line by Javed Akhtar Sahab:

" लब्ज़ ही ऐसी चीज़ है
जिसकी वजह से इंसान
या तो दिल में उतर जाता है
या दिल से उतर जाता है "

ज़िन्दगी के इस कश्मकश मैं
वैसे तो मैं भी काफ़ी बिजी हुँ ,
लेकिन वक़्त का बहाना बना कर ,
अपनों को भूल जाना मुझे आज भी नहीं आता !

जहाँ यार याद न आए वो तन्हाई किस काम की, बिगड़े रिश्ते न बने तो खुदाई किस काम की, बेशक अपनी मंज़िल तक जाना है ,
पर जहाँ से अपना दोस्त ना दिखे
वो ऊंचाई किस काम की .. 😄

Reply sms: 1 test jo btayega ki apko khane me kya pasand h

1 test jo btayega ki apko khane me kya pasand h

step-wise krte jana

1 se 9 tak koi 1 no. socho
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soch liya?

Ab 3 se multiply kro

ab usme 3 add kro

fir 3 se multiply kro


ab jo answer aaye uski dono digit ko aapas me jod do

and


chek kro


1.rajma🍛


2.paneer🍚


3.chiken🍗


4.pizza🍕


5.burger🍔


6.gulab jamun🍘


7.chowmein🍜


8.ice cream🍦🍧🍨


9.gobar 💩


kya hua?


Pta nahi kaise kha lete ho?

Chhi....chhi....
:-p
Ab dusra no. Sochke 2bara mt krna 🙈😂 hahaha😂😂😂

Political humor: एअरपोर्ट कहाँ गया,,,

एअरपोर्ट कहाँ गया,,,
फ्लाईओवर कहाँ गया ,,,
मेट्रो कहाँ गई ,,,
का जवाब......
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खुशहाल देश का एक "विज्ञापन" ये भी ..
एक महिला पति से :- ऐजी, आप " सुबह सुबह " बैठे
क्यों हो
"सिलेंडर" खत्म हो गया है अलमारी से 200 रूपये ले लो और
जल्दी से एक 'सिलेंडर'' ले आओ और हाँ जाते जाते 80
रुपये
का "लाईट का बिल" भी भरते आना ! वापसी में " स्कूटर "
मे
30 रु का "एक लीटर" पेट्रॊल डलवाना ना भूलना
मेहमान आ रहे है 14 रुपये वाली 'दूध' की दो थैलीयां ले
आना
और हां साथ मे दस रुपये की 2 किलो ''प्याज'' भी लेते
आना ! !!!!!

बेटा पिताजी से :- पापा; ये मॉं को क्या हुआ है ?
पिता मॉं को हिलाते हुए :- जागो भागवान जागो,
तुम भी ना नींद मे कुछ भी बोलती रहती हो ? .....

मॉं आंखे खोलते हुए - उफ़ ये 'महंगाई ये 'भ्रष्टाचार ये
घोटाले
और वो भी सिर्फ़ 'पिछले दस सालों' मे । .....
😜😜😜😜😜

Quote on life sms: खामोश बैठें तो लोग कहते हैं उदासी अच्छी नहीं..........

खामोश बैठें तो लोग कहते हैं उदासी अच्छी नहीं..........

ज़रा सा हँस लें तो मुस्कुराने की वजह पूछ लेते हैं....!!

Husband wife sms: TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE::

TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE::
1) To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
2) To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the First is called a TEACHER and the one who succeeds in the Second is called a POLITICIAN.

The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE.👍😁
The one who fails in both
is called the HUSBAND 😓😓

Husband wife sms: एक मौलवी साहब तक़रीर कर रहे थे :

एक मौलवी साहब तक़रीर कर रहे थे :
लोगों किसी कि औरतों को मत
देखा करो....
,
इन के बदले तुम्हे जन्नत में हूरें
मिलेंगी हूरें,
,
हूरें भी ऐसी होंगी कि क्या कहू,
,
हूर ऐसी होगी,
ऐसी होगी कि क्या बयान करू,
,
मौलवी साहब थोडा और
जज्बाती हो कर बोले ;
मैं तुम्हे हूर कि क्या मिसाल दूं,
,
अपने बशीर साहब की बीवी को ही देख
लो,
,
कसम खुदा कि हूर है हूर ...