For the very first time . . English Shaayari

For the very first time . . English Shaayari
Purely Scientific......
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When U Breathe, U Respire.
Wah wah
When U Breathe, U Respire !
Wah wah kya baat hai
When u Don't Breathe,
U Expire.
Subhanallah 😅😝😜
😇Maar hi daala...😱😠😴

Gaur farmaaiye 👏

Gaur farmaaiye 👏

Arz Kiya hai-👌
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?

Kisi ne kaha-"Aap shayari to shuru kijiye
itne milenge ki aap gin nahi payenge". 😋😝
✔👌✨

DUKHI GHAZAL : shayri sms

DUKHI GHAZAL :

Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad ,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad

Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad

Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad...😝😜

Husband wife sms: Wife Taaro Ko

💥💥💥💥💥
Wife Taaro Ko
Dekh Kar Boli:
'Wo Konsi
Cheez Hai,
Jo Tum
Roj Dekh
Sakte Ho,
Par Laa
Nahi Sakte..??

Husband::
Padosan.!!!😜
💃💃💃💃💃

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Husband wife sms: 1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.

1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.

Dost Usko Chup Karany K Baad:
"Tuje Kuch Chahiye"?

Admi:Laptop La De

Dost:Kiu Sab theek hai na?

Admi:Facebook Pe Status to "Single" kr dun
😂😂😂...

Husband wife sms: A man got a call from unknown

👍
A man got a call from unknown number on Valentines day.
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!😡

Again a call from an unknown number...
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja😠..

😜😝

Husband wife sms: Research se pata chala hai ki...

Research se pata chala hai ki...

Wife se pyaar se baat karne se
Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai

Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai

Mind 90% time relax rehta hai

Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai

Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen
.
.
.
.
WIFE APNI NA HO..

Quote on life sms: Please read carefully and relate these 10 Commandments with our life....

Please read carefully and relate these 10 Commandments with our life....
you may enjoy more...

That is attitude

1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life. Never ask for a lighter rain. Just pray for a better umbrella. That is attitude.

2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes, ants eat fish.Only time matters. Just hold on, God gives opportunity to everyone!

3) Life is not about finding the right person, but creating the right relationship, it's not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till ending.

4) Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them, Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

5) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and 1 is that you have not tried. That's life.

6) It is not important to hold all the good cards in life. But it's important how well you play with the cards which you hold.

7) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end, God smiles from above and says, `Relax dear it's just a bend. Not the end'. Have Faith and have a successful life.

8) When you are sad, try to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, `Damn I am really so cute` and you will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit coz liars go to hell.

9) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets, gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!

10) Only two types of persons are happy in this world. First is Mad and second is Child. Be Mad to achieve what you desire and be a Child to enjoy what you have achieved.

If u really enjoyed above 10 rules u may wish to forward it. Do forward it but at the same time save it for your future referance. U may make it a habit of reading this say once in a week. This way slowly u will master the rules and will make your & your near n dears life happy & enjoyable. !!

Husband wife sms: Research se pata chala hai ki...

Research se pata chala hai ki...

Wife se pyaar se baat karne se
Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai

Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai

Mind 90% time relax rehta hai

Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai

Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen
.
.
.
.
WIFE APNI NA HO..

Punjabi sms: Afgani : Hamare registaan mein

😉
Afgani : Hamare registaan mein 'khushamdid' bolo to vapis awaz aati hai ...
amdid...amdid...amdid

Himachali : hamare pahado mein
'i love u'
bolo to vapis awaz ati hai.
love u...love u...love u....

Punjabi:Es vich kedi gal hai sade pind di gali vich awaz maro
'teri bhen di'
te vapas awaz andi hai

'teri Maa di... teri maa di...😂😂😂

Husband wife sms: VARIETY OF MEN......

VARIETY OF MEN......

1. THE EUROPEANS
they have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most .

2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most..

3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most..
😜😜😜
Jai mata di....
And the best one. --
4. THE ARABS
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfrnd. But they love their camel the most. 😆