Kavi ka beta school mein.

Kavi ka beta school mein.
Teacher: what is a noun?
Student: Arz kiya hai..
Kutta bhi Hota hai apni gali mein king
Wah wah
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing

Deadly sher on Superman:

Deadly sher on Superman:
Arz kiya hai...
Ye man bahut hi Super hai
Wah wah..
Ye man bahut hi super hai
Is liye to iski chaddi pant ke upar hai

Killer shayari :

Killer shayari :
1. Arz kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai

Arz hai-shaayri sms

Arz hai-
roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.

For the very first time . . English Shaayari

For the very first time . . English Shaayari
Purely Scientific......
1⃣
When U Breathe, U Respire.
Wah wah
When U Breathe, U Respire !
Wah wah kya baat hai
When u Don't Breathe,
U Expire.
Subhanallah 😅😝😜
😇Maar hi daala...😱😠😴

Gaur farmaaiye 👏

Gaur farmaaiye 👏

Arz Kiya hai-👌
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?

Kisi ne kaha-"Aap shayari to shuru kijiye
itne milenge ki aap gin nahi payenge". 😋😝
✔👌✨

DUKHI GHAZAL : shayri sms

DUKHI GHAZAL :

Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad ,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad

Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad

Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad...😝😜

Husband wife sms: Wife Taaro Ko

💥💥💥💥💥
Wife Taaro Ko
Dekh Kar Boli:
'Wo Konsi
Cheez Hai,
Jo Tum
Roj Dekh
Sakte Ho,
Par Laa
Nahi Sakte..??

Husband::
Padosan.!!!😜
💃💃💃💃💃

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Husband wife sms: 1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.

1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.

Dost Usko Chup Karany K Baad:
"Tuje Kuch Chahiye"?

Admi:Laptop La De

Dost:Kiu Sab theek hai na?

Admi:Facebook Pe Status to "Single" kr dun
😂😂😂...

Husband wife sms: A man got a call from unknown

👍
A man got a call from unknown number on Valentines day.
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!😡

Again a call from an unknown number...
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja😠..

😜😝

Husband wife sms: Research se pata chala hai ki...

Research se pata chala hai ki...

Wife se pyaar se baat karne se
Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai

Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai

Mind 90% time relax rehta hai

Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai

Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen
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WIFE APNI NA HO..