Husband wife sms: Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from Room)

(👨) Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.

(💂) Manager : Sir, I am Sorry, But this is ur Personal Issue.

(👨) Husband : arre Haramkhor ! The Window's not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue ..😆😝😂

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Boy friend girl friend sms: Commited Banda Bechara 😞 Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta..

Commited Banda Bechara 😞 Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta....

GF:
I love you baby..

BF (softly) :
I love you too..

GF :
Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??

BF :
Bas thoda mood off tha..

GF:
Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho,
aur mere saath hi drame..

BF (pyar se) :
Aisa kuch nahi jaanu,
tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..

GF:
Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..

BF:
Dost kahan se aa gaye,
mera mood thoda upset hai bas..

GF:
Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai,
friends ke saath enjoy karte ho,
badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho.
Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??

BF (aur jyada pyar se) :
arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?

GF:
Aaj sab clear hoga !!

BF: Kya clear karna hai jaanu,
aisa kya ho gaya..??

GF (khud confused) :
Jab tum khud clear nahi,
tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!!

BF (trying to act smart) :
Tumhe hua kya hai ??
kis baat pe upset ho ??
Batao!!

GF:
Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!

BF:
Mere saath to tum ho!!

GF:
Ab bohot ho gaya,
ab aur nahi!!

BF (fully crashed) :
Hua kya hai ?
ye to bata do..

GF:
Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..

BF:
Ye baat kahan se aayi?..

GF:
I want Break up..

BF:
Hmmmm OK !!..

GF (gone crazy) :
Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to,
fir tum jo marzi kar sako..

BF:
Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi,
maine kya galat kaha..??

GF:
Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi,
main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..

BF (apne baal pakad kar) :
Mujhe meri galti to bata do..

GF:
Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi..

BF:
Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..

GF:
Tum serious kab hoge..??

BF:
Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun,
serious hone ke liye?..

GF:
Go to hell..!!

BF:
Dont call me again !!.

AFTER 3 HOURS..

GF:
Tumhe pata hai na,
main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,
sorry !!! I love you my baby..

BF (Sab bhool kar) :
Acha, I love you tooo...

GF:To fir Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!!
💣🔫🔪🌵🙏

Arz kiya hai shaayri sms

Arz kiya hai
ACP ne laash se poocha 'khoon kisne kiya batao'
Wah wah..
ACP ne laash se poocha' khoon kisne kiya batao'
Laash ne hanskar kaha ' Melody khao khud jaan jao'😂

Bas✋aaj ke liye itna hi...

Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina

Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Wah wah
Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Khud hi hanskar kahoge
Made in China
Made in China

Kavi ka beta school mein.

Kavi ka beta school mein.
Teacher: what is a noun?
Student: Arz kiya hai..
Kutta bhi Hota hai apni gali mein king
Wah wah
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing

Deadly sher on Superman:

Deadly sher on Superman:
Arz kiya hai...
Ye man bahut hi Super hai
Wah wah..
Ye man bahut hi super hai
Is liye to iski chaddi pant ke upar hai

Killer shayari :

Killer shayari :
1. Arz kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai

Arz hai-shaayri sms

Arz hai-
roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.