Husband wife sms: ☝1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha:

☝1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha:

"Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.

Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai..

Phir khuda ne kaha:

"Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega..
Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega...:))

Phir khuda ne kaha:

" Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat
ki apsra se milata hu
Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka
muskurata chehra,
tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulvata hu..;-))


Gusse mein khuda ne kaha:

"Mat bhool apni
aukaat tu to ek insaan hai;

Haas kar Maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.."


.....Phir khuda ne gusse mein, usse uski shaadi kara di...
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Fir kya that....sab bhoot utargaya.😅😅😅😅👰👰

Quote on life sms:

Salary funny fact

"Height of Attitude"

"Height of Attitude"

A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By
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Dropping Coins...!!
Use Currency notes😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti h

Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti h
Sala pure din tak samajh hi nhi ata
k "HANS K DEKH RAHI THI" ya "DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI."

An apple a day....a reality now :p

An apple a day....

is almost a thousand rupees a month....!
Visiting a doctor is cheaper...!!
Be practical...!!

2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the.

2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the.

1st- Kisne maara, HIT ya slipper?

2nd- Arey kisi ne nahi, ye ladkiyan mujhe dekh ke itna chillati hai k heart attack aa gaya! —

😄😄Now Laugh Full Day..😄😄 Car se takra kar kabu

😄😄Now Laugh Full Day..😄😄 Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phir ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha.

Kabutar ko hosh aaya toh bola -

"Aai sala jail ho gai, woh car wala mar gaya kya."

Punjabi prank call

India vs pak match fun

This one is for the India Pakistan match today

®™ This one is for the India Pakistan match today
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Chillana hai to India India chillana.....🇮🇳🇮🇳😵😵
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Pak pak 🐓🐓to murgiya bhi karti hai ...®™☝😵😼😼