TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you s

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped dow

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting w

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we hav

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula fo

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math mult

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math mult

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North Am

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

Husband wife sms: ☝1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha:

☝1 din khuda ne mujhse kaha:

"Mat kar intezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.

Maine bhi keh diya: "Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai..

Phir khuda ne kaha:

"Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega..
Muskura ke maine kaha: "Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega...:))

Phir khuda ne kaha:

" Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat
ki apsra se milata hu
Maine kaha: "Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka
muskurata chehra,
tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulvata hu..;-))


Gusse mein khuda ne kaha:

"Mat bhool apni
aukaat tu to ek insaan hai;

Haas kar Maine kaha: "Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur Saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.."


.....Phir khuda ne gusse mein, usse uski shaadi kara di...
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Fir kya that....sab bhoot utargaya.😅😅😅😅👰👰