Husband wife sms: Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and
begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, 🐝it's me... R u at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'😍

WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000
Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'😘

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models.
I saw one 🚗 I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$98,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house 🏡I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking for $980,000/-.'

MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later!
I love you so much! You're so generous!'

MAN: "You're worth it. 'Bye!'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open 😧

The man turns and asks: "Anybody knows whose phone📱 this is?" 😍👏👍😝😳😁

Perfect example of confidence:

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's
number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two
minutes !!
boss shouted : do you know whom
you're talking to ??
Junior : no!
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know
whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected the
phone)

School mein English ke paper ka question,

School mein English ke paper ka question,

"Children make mistakes at night."
(change the voice)

One boy wrote ans:
"Mistakes at night make children...!

5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian

5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them, "It's a illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile...." the German says unbelievingly,

"Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons".

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer, "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry...." responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

Ad humor : Aamir: Yeh Satyamev Jayate nahi dekhega.

*Biker jumps the signal*

Aamir: Yeh Satyamev Jayate nahi dekhega.

Biker: haramkhor!!!! Dhoom3 dekhi hai khud ki?😠😀👻

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you s

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped dow

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting w

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we hav

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!