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Monday, March 10, 2014

Must Read and Share to Everyone

Must Read and Share to Everyone

In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
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Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"

Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..
😜😜😄😄

Moral: Don't overreact in every situation! 😱

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Funny Quote sms: A line written by a Married Man on

😝😝A line written by a Married Man on

Olx.com

"A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by
"Mistake."
💐 😄😝😉💐

Sharabi sms: Daaru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li...

🍻 Daaru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li.........
Aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga..........
1st fekte bola - Teri vajah se Meri Naukri gayi......😠...
2nd fekte bola - Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika.....😣...
3rd fekte bola - Teri vajah se Meri Biwi chali gayi.......😤...
4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli.........
Toh bola -Tu Side me hoja pagli........
Tu to bekasur hai......

Friday, March 7, 2014

Pappu n papa: Pappu: papa 'POLITICS' Kya hai ?

Pappu: dady 'POLITICS' Kya hai ?
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Papa-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR" Maanlo,
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Me Kamata Hu Mujhe "KARMCHARI" Maanlo.
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Kamwali Kam Karti He Use "MAZDUR" Maanlo
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Tum Desh Ki Janta.
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Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Maanlo.
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Pappu:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi daddy...
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Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath kitchen Mein bhrastachar kar Raha Tha.

SARKAR So Rahi Thi,
JANTA chup chap dekh rhi Thi or DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA..... 😜😃😂😃

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Reply sms : You will Laugh -

You will Laugh -

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!😜😜

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on Whatsapp

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..

Hahaha is it true? 😃😜😄

If u smiled then forward it
B I N D A S S

Husband wife sms: Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and
begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, 🐝it's me... R u at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'😍

WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000
Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'😘

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models.
I saw one 🚗 I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$98,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house 🏡I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking for $980,000/-.'

MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later!
I love you so much! You're so generous!'

MAN: "You're worth it. 'Bye!'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open 😧

The man turns and asks: "Anybody knows whose phone📱 this is?" 😍👏👍😝😳😁

Perfect example of confidence:

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's
number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two
minutes !!
boss shouted : do you know whom
you're talking to ??
Junior : no!
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know
whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected the
phone)

School mein English ke paper ka question,

School mein English ke paper ka question,

"Children make mistakes at night."
(change the voice)

One boy wrote ans:
"Mistakes at night make children...!

5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian

5 Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them, "It's a illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.

"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile...." the German says unbelievingly,

"Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons".

"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer, "Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people ina your car and you are thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over. I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence!"

"Sorry...." responds the Italian officer, "He can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."