Funny sms:Origin of " Aata Mazi Satakli"🙇

Origin of " Aata Mazi Satakli"🙇

Helpdesk guy speaking to a lady user...

Helpdesk: Double click on "My computer".

Lady: I can't see your computer...

Helpdesk: No... click on "my computer" on your computer.

Lady: How da hell can i click on your computer from my computer??

Helpdesk loudly: There's an icon labelled "My computer" on your computer, double click on it...

Lady: What da hell is ur computer doing on my computer? !!! 😂😜😂😂😂😂

Funny sms:Suspense of malasian flight missing since couple i

Suspense of malasian flight missing since couple if days:-R.G. was asked what India is doing to help in the search of the missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.
He said, 'We're investigating how a Malaysia airline plane had a Maharashtra registration number

Quote on life sms: Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai. . .Khana khane ke liye

✅Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai. . .Khana khane ke liye. . . .
✅Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye. . . .
✅Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai. . . .
✅Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt hi nahi hai. . . .
✅Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai. . .
✅Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai. . .
✅Koi apno ke liye roti chod deta hai. . .
✅Koi roti ke liye apno ko chod deta hai

✅Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai.🌐
✅Kabhi waqt mile to sochna. . . .
✅Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!
✅Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the,
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!
✅Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha,
aaj ek bar ladte he to rishte kho jate hai.
✅Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia,
jane kab hmko itna bada bana diya. . . .

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In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come back"
That guy left.............
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Then CEO asked workers "Who was that guy?"

Workers replied "Pizza delivery Boy Sir"..
😜😜😄😄


Moral: Don't overreact in every situation! 😱

Funny Quote sms: A line written by a Married Man on

😝😝A line written by a Married Man on

Olx.com

"A Wedding suit
for sale, used
only once by
"Mistake."
💐 😄😝😉💐

Sharabi sms: Daaru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li...

🍻 Daaru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi ne Kasam li.........
Aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga..........
1st fekte bola - Teri vajah se Meri Naukri gayi......😠...
2nd fekte bola - Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika.....😣...
3rd fekte bola - Teri vajah se Meri Biwi chali gayi.......😤...
4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli.........
Toh bola -Tu Side me hoja pagli........
Tu to bekasur hai......

Pappu n papa: Pappu: papa 'POLITICS' Kya hai ?

Pappu: dady 'POLITICS' Kya hai ?
.
Papa-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use "SARKAR" Maanlo,
.
Me Kamata Hu Mujhe "KARMCHARI" Maanlo.
.
Kamwali Kam Karti He Use "MAZDUR" Maanlo
.
Tum Desh Ki Janta.
.
Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka "BHAVISHYA" Maanlo.
.
Pappu:- Ab mujhe politics samajh me aa gayi daddy...
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Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki "KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath kitchen Mein bhrastachar kar Raha Tha.

SARKAR So Rahi Thi,
JANTA chup chap dekh rhi Thi or DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA..... 😜😃😂😃

Reply sms : You will Laugh -

You will Laugh -

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You're so lazy You didn't read all the You's.

2. You didn't notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no 'Yoo' and you've been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like 'YOU'!😜😜


I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on Whatsapp

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you..

Hahaha is it true? 😃😜😄

If u smiled then forward it
B I N D A S S

Husband wife sms: Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and
begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, 🐝it's me... R u at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'😍

WOMAN: 'I'm at the City Centre mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000
Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you really like it.'😘

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 Models.
I saw one 🚗 I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '$98,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house 🏡I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking for $980,000/-.'

MAN: 'well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, go the extra 50 thousand if you think it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later!
I love you so much! You're so generous!'

MAN: "You're worth it. 'Bye!'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, with mouths wide open 😧

The man turns and asks: "Anybody knows whose phone📱 this is?" 😍👏👍😝😳😁

Perfect example of confidence:

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss's
number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two
minutes !!
boss shouted : do you know whom
you're talking to ??
Junior : no!
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know
whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected the
phone)