Thursday, March 20, 2014

1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte

1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.

Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-

Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.

Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.

Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.

Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.

Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke number hote hai

Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aap

Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.

Sardar got an sms from his

Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".

๐Ÿ˜‚SARDAR ROCKS ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚SARDAR ROCKS ๐Ÿ˜‚
1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...

Monday, March 17, 2014

HAPPY HOLI !!!

HAPPY HOLI !!!
Celebrate with Crackers & Diyas
Bhang bilkul mat peena
Maine bhi nahin pi
Chad jati hai
Merry Christmas once again
Take Care
Happy Birthday

เค…ंเคกे เค•ा เคšिเคฒ्เคฒा (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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