हरियाणा कंडक्टर- ताऊ बीड़ी बुझा दे !

हरियाणा कंडक्टर- ताऊ बीड़ी बुझा दे !

ताऊ - क्यूँ छोरा ?

कंडक्टर - ऊपर देख ताऊ लिखा से 'धुम्रपान मना है'

ताऊ - लिखे से के होवे ?
तेरी सीट के ऊपर वाले बोर्ड पे लिखा से 'कोपर्टी लगवाइए' तो तेने लगवा ली के ?😀

Quote on life sms:Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching

Always Remember Charlie Chaplin's 3 Heart touching statements:-

1st- Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our Troubles..

2nd- I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears..

And

3rd MOST IMP- the most wasted day in life, is the day, in which, we have not laughed..

Keep Smiling and Pass it to everyone whom you want to see smiling 😀

Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-

Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:-
Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao.
Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja,
yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga.

1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.

1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.

1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte

1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte
ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne.

Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-

Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:-
Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao.
Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h.

Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.

Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho.
Bill:- Why..?
Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho.

Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.

Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha.
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..?
Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke number hote hai

Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aap

Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko.
Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..?
Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne
parso bhi nahi pehchana tha.

Sardar got an sms from his

Sardar got an sms from his
Girlfriend written as "I Miss You".
Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You".

😂SARDAR ROCKS 😂

😂SARDAR ROCKS 😂
1.
Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut
gaye..?
Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi.
Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete.
Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha...