Political humor: Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉.

Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉.
Santa in LPG Queue:

Cylinder ki Lambi line dekh Santa gusse me bola - Abhi Sonia aur Manmohan ko joote Mar ke aata Hu.

Kuchh der baad wo wapas line me laga.
Banta ne puchha: Jute marke aaya kya?
Santa bola: Waha isse bhi Lambi Line hai!! 😝😝

BIG HAWALA KAND OF SONIA N MUTTON EXPORTER TERRORI

BIG HAWALA KAND OF SONIA N MUTTON EXPORTER TERRORIST WII BE EXPOSED ON Z TV. @ 8 P.M. TODAY PLZ SPREAD TO ALL CONTACTS N SEE THE CORRUPT GOVT.IS DOING.

हनुमान जयंती की आप सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामना""..

कहना नहीं हनुमान जी से...!!
के समस्या " विकट " है....!!
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कह देना समस्या से की...!!
हनुमान जी मेरे "निकट" हैं...!!

""हनुमान जयंती की आप सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामना""..

This particular joke won

This particular joke won
an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"

He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . .

I have quit drinking"!!!

Beautiful poem by Harivansh Rai Bachhan

Beautiful poem by Harivansh Rai Bachhan

यहाँ सब कुछ बिकता है , दोस्तों रहना जरा संभाल के !!!
बेचने वाले हवा भी बेच देते है , गुब्बारों में डाल के !!!
सच बिकता है , झूट बिकता है, बिकती है हर कहानी !!!
तीन लोक में फेला है , फिर भी बिकता है बोतल में पानी!!!
कभी फूलों की तरह मत जीना,
जिस दिन खिलोगे... टूट कर बिखर्र जाओगे ।
जीना है तो पत्थर की तरह जियो;
जिस दिन तराशे गए... "खुदा" बन जाओगे ।।

--हरिवंशराय बच्चन

एक जाट ताऊ हस्पताल में आखिरी साँसे गिन रहा था …उसक

एक जाट ताऊ हस्पताल में आखिरी साँसे गिन रहा था …उसका परिवार व एक नर्स उसके बिस्तरके पास खड़े थे।
ताऊ अपने बड़े बेटे से बोला – "बेटा, तुम मेरे TDI City वाले 15 बंगले ले लो …"बेटी से कहा – "तू सोनीपत सेक्टर 14 के बंगले ले ले …"छोटे बेटे से कहा – "तू सबसे छोटा है और मुझे
सबसे ज्यादा प्यारा भी…तुझे मैं रोहिणी सेक्टर 24 पॉकेट 13 की 20 दुकाने देता हूँ."
आखिर में ताऊ पत्नी से बोला – "मेरेबाद तुम्हें पैसों के लिए किसी का मुंह न ताकना पड़े इसलिए
मेरे यूनिटी वाले 12 फ़्लैट तुम अपने पास रख लो …"पास में खड़ी नर्स, जो यह सब सुन रही थी, बहुत प्रभावित हुई.उसने ताऊ की पत्नी से कहा – "आप बहुत भाग्यशाली हैं कि आपको इतने अमीर पति मिले जो इतनी सारी जायदाद देकर जा रहे हैं … !"..पत्नी – "कौन अमीर ? … कैसी जायदाद ?…...अरे ये दुधिया हैे हम सबको जिम्मेदारियां बाँट रहे हैं…सुबह-सुबह दूध पहुंचाने की…!!" 😜😜😝😝

Right position of aap sign in evm

Delhi lok sabha election special..plz read

Shayri message: गुजर गया वो वक्त जब तेरी हसरत थी मुझे।

गुजर गया वो वक्त जब तेरी हसरत थी मुझे।
अब तू खुदा भी बन जाये तो भी तेरा सजदा ना करू..!!

Political humor:God decided that it was finally time to end the Wo

God decided that it was finally time to end the World, so he called together those whom he considered the Three Most Influential People in the World:
1. President of USA Barrack Obama,
2. Chinese President Xi Jinping, and
3. Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh

"The World will End soon now," God told them. "You must go and tell all the People."

Obama, made a Live Statement on National Television.
"I've Good News and BAD News" he said.
"The Good News is that we have been Right, there is a God. The Bad News is that He is Ending the World."

The second person, Xi Jinping sent out a Worldwide Message:
"I've Bad News and WORSE News," he said.
"The Bad News is that we have been Wrong all along - there is a God. The Worse News is that He is Ending the World."

The third person, Manmohan Singh immediately calls up Sonia Gandhi and tells her:
"I've Good News and EVEN BETTER News. The Good News is that God thinks I'm one of the Three Most Influential Persons in the World. The Even Better News is that we do not have to Worry about how to Stop Narendra Modi from becoming PM, because God is Ending the World..."

😀 Don't Laugh alone

SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.

SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.

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SUNNY'S latest topless pic in water.
Exposing like never before on a bollywood movie set.

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