Maha pj:pankaj bought a lottery ticket

pankaj bought a lottery ticket
pankaj did not win
pankaj udaas
😛
Deepak was unsafe
Deepak built a safe
Deepak tijori
Diana did a movie
Diana didn't expose
Diana did not win fans
Ab chhote kapde Diana Penti
Juhi walks on street
A dog appears
Dog bites juhi
Kutryane juhi chavla
😛
Karan was poor
Karan wanted gold
Karan got gold
Karan johar
John tried to act
John tried to emote
John tried to dance
John Ab rehem
Kabir smoked cigar
Kabir got poor
Now kabir bedi
Rupen went to vegas
Rupen goes to a strip club
Splurges a lot of money on stripper
Stripper says rupen chum le
Gulshan grew underneath
Gulshan wanted to grow up
Gulshan grovar
Sameera went to a parlor
Sameera did her hair
Sameera did her makeup
Sameera Reddy😂
Dino was lifted up
Dino was carried to the sea
Dino was drowned
Dino moriya
Hrithik buys bulb
Hrithik puts bulb in socket
Hrithik switches bulb on
Hrithik Roshan💡
Deepika enters a room,
Deepika smells fart
Deepika is being watched by everyone
Deepika Padukone? 😜

Babbu Mann song on Kejriwal

 

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Ad Humor:- AAP party Tide AD humor

Kuch na hota.... Sarkar badlega .... :D

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😊😊😊😊 A man approaches a beautiful woman in a H

😊😊😊😊 A man approaches a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
"Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere"!

MERA BHARAT HAI MAHAAN

 

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Husband wife sms:जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

जिंदगी के 8 हिस्से होते है...

1. पढाई

📝
📕
📗
📓
📝




2. खेल

🎾
🚴
⚾
🎳




3. मौज मस्ती

🏂
🎼
🏀
🏉
🎳





4. प्यार

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💞
💘
💕
💓
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5. शादी
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8.







क्या ढूंड रहे हो...?

शादी होने के बाद खतम...!
सब कुछ खतम...!!
गेम ओव्हर... भाई...!!!

😜😀😜😂
विवाह वह खुब़सुरत जंगल हे जहॉ बहादूर शेरो का शिकार सुन्दर हिरणियॉ करती हे
😳😁😜


"समुन्दर से कह दो, अपनी
लहरों को समेट के रखे,
ज़िन्दगी में तूफान लाने के
लिए, घरवाली ही काफी है....!!"

Political humor: Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉.

Prize winning message of the year-😄😜😉.
Santa in LPG Queue:

Cylinder ki Lambi line dekh Santa gusse me bola - Abhi Sonia aur Manmohan ko joote Mar ke aata Hu.

Kuchh der baad wo wapas line me laga.
Banta ne puchha: Jute marke aaya kya?
Santa bola: Waha isse bhi Lambi Line hai!! 😝😝

BIG HAWALA KAND OF SONIA N MUTTON EXPORTER TERRORI

BIG HAWALA KAND OF SONIA N MUTTON EXPORTER TERRORIST WII BE EXPOSED ON Z TV. @ 8 P.M. TODAY PLZ SPREAD TO ALL CONTACTS N SEE THE CORRUPT GOVT.IS DOING.

हनुमान जयंती की आप सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामना""..

कहना नहीं हनुमान जी से...!!
के समस्या " विकट " है....!!
.
.
कह देना समस्या से की...!!
हनुमान जी मेरे "निकट" हैं...!!

""हनुमान जयंती की आप सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामना""..

This particular joke won

This particular joke won
an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"

He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . .

I have quit drinking"!!!

Beautiful poem by Harivansh Rai Bachhan

Beautiful poem by Harivansh Rai Bachhan

यहाँ सब कुछ बिकता है , दोस्तों रहना जरा संभाल के !!!
बेचने वाले हवा भी बेच देते है , गुब्बारों में डाल के !!!
सच बिकता है , झूट बिकता है, बिकती है हर कहानी !!!
तीन लोक में फेला है , फिर भी बिकता है बोतल में पानी!!!
कभी फूलों की तरह मत जीना,
जिस दिन खिलोगे... टूट कर बिखर्र जाओगे ।
जीना है तो पत्थर की तरह जियो;
जिस दिन तराशे गए... "खुदा" बन जाओगे ।।

--हरिवंशराय बच्चन