Exit poll:Breaking News :

Breaking News :

Congress -340 seats
Congress allies - 90 seats
AAP - 40 seats
Independents -10 seats
Third front and others - 60 seats
BJP/NDA - 3 seats
(Sushma, Advani and M.M. Joshi).





































These are the seats reserved for Digvijay Singh's wedding 😜😜😄😄

One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a

One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a jewellery shop & choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.

The girl obviously felt awesome.

Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the Ring on Monday after the cheque clears.

On Monday the jeweller calls the boy:
"There's no money in your a/c. The cheque
bounced!"

Boy: "I know. But you can't imagine what a weekend I had...😜😂

समय ⏰बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।

समय ⏰बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।
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जो कपडे कल अंग्रेजो के गवर्नर
पहनकर लोगो को डराते थे।
आज उन्हें हमारे बैंड वाले पहनते है।

Bengali women ....

👏👏👏
Bengali women ....

How nicely they introduce their husbands


"Yeh homaara POTY hai"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Yamraja:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....
So, in Bhagwad geet- Shri Krishna Says:

"Tu karta woh hai
Jo tu chahata hai,

Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu !

Tu kar woh jo mai Chahata hu ....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....Jsk
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It's such meaningful so.....do read and forward it ........👍

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜





Best one

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But....
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡

Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡
He went to eat it,
ButOn the way he saw a keeri,🐜
He left the Gurr🍬 & went with keeri.
MORAL:*Gurr nalo ishq💞 mitha*;-😃😄😉😊


Another love story
Dog and mosquito were in love mosquito kissed d dog,dog became emotional gave a love bite,mosq died by rabise,dog died by dengu
Moral-intercast love is dangerous😜

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What is "GENERATION GAP"?

What is "GENERATION GAP"?

**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)


**If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!" 😀😀😀


**Sense of Responsibility...

A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"
😝😝😝


**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
😛😅😛


**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
😜😜😜😜

Excellent message:

Excellent message:

A pregnant mother asked her daughter, "What do u want- a brother or a sister?"
Daughter: Brother
Mother: Like whom?
Daughter: Like RAVAN
Mother: What the hell are you saying? Are you out of your mind?
Daughter: Why not mom? He left all his royalship and
kingdom, all because his sister was disrespected.
Even after picking up his enemy's wife, he didn't ever touch her. Why wouldn't I want to have a brother like him?
What would I do with a brother like Ram who left his pregnant wife after listening to a "dhobi" though his wife always stood by his side like a shadow?
After giving "Agni Pareeksha" and suffering 14 years of exile, how can you live with the blot of having lived with "another man".
Mom, you being a wife & sister to someone, until when will you keep on asking for a "RAM" as your son???
Mother was in tears…
👌👌👍👏👏👏

ISHQ KEJRIWAL

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