लड़का फ़ोन पे : डार्लिंग कब मिलोगी ?
लड़की : 16 मई को मिलेंगे !
लड़का : कहाँ ?
लड़की : किसी सुनसान जगह पे, जहां और कोई न
हो !
लड़का : ठीक है गाजियाबाद में आप पार्टी के
कौशाम्बी वाले कार्यालय में मिलते है !
लड़की : नहीं जानू , दिल्ली में कांग्रेस का हेड
ऑफिस सही रहेगा !!
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Monday, May 12, 2014
Naughty sms:A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus"
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!😂😂
Girl says, "A bus"
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!😂😂
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Exit poll:Breaking News :
Breaking News :
Congress -340 seats
Congress allies - 90 seats
AAP - 40 seats
Independents -10 seats
Third front and others - 60 seats
BJP/NDA - 3 seats
(Sushma, Advani and M.M. Joshi).
These are the seats reserved for Digvijay Singh's wedding 😜😜😄😄
Congress -340 seats
Congress allies - 90 seats
AAP - 40 seats
Independents -10 seats
Third front and others - 60 seats
BJP/NDA - 3 seats
(Sushma, Advani and M.M. Joshi).
These are the seats reserved for Digvijay Singh's wedding 😜😜😄😄
Thursday, May 8, 2014
One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a
One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a jewellery shop & choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
The girl obviously felt awesome.
Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the Ring on Monday after the cheque clears.
On Monday the jeweller calls the boy:
"There's no money in your a/c. The cheque
bounced!"
Boy: "I know. But you can't imagine what a weekend I had...😜😂
The girl obviously felt awesome.
Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the Ring on Monday after the cheque clears.
On Monday the jeweller calls the boy:
"There's no money in your a/c. The cheque
bounced!"
Boy: "I know. But you can't imagine what a weekend I had...😜😂
समय ⏰बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।
समय ⏰बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।
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.
.
जो कपडे कल अंग्रेजो के गवर्नर
पहनकर लोगो को डराते थे।
आज उन्हें हमारे बैंड वाले पहनते है।
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.
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जो कपडे कल अंग्रेजो के गवर्नर
पहनकर लोगो को डराते थे।
आज उन्हें हमारे बैंड वाले पहनते है।
Bengali women ....
👏👏👏
Bengali women ....
How nicely they introduce their husbands
"Yeh homaara POTY hai"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bengali women ....
How nicely they introduce their husbands
"Yeh homaara POTY hai"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:
OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:
"Hey, today is your last day!"
Guy: "But i'm not ready!".
Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".
Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"
Yamraja:"All right.. ".
The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!
The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!
When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:
Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....
So, in Bhagwad geet- Shri Krishna Says:
"Tu karta woh hai
Jo tu chahata hai,
Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu !
Tu kar woh jo mai Chahata hu ....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....Jsk
..^..
,(-_-),
'\'''''.\'='-.
\/..\\,'
//"")
(\ /n
\ |,
,,; ',
It's such meaningful so.....do read and forward it ........👍
"Hey, today is your last day!"
Guy: "But i'm not ready!".
Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".
Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"
Yamraja:"All right.. ".
The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!
The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!
When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:
Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....
So, in Bhagwad geet- Shri Krishna Says:
"Tu karta woh hai
Jo tu chahata hai,
Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu !
Tu kar woh jo mai Chahata hu ....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....Jsk
..^..
,(-_-),
'\'''''.\'='-.
\/..\\,'
//"")
(\ /n
\ |,
,,; ',
It's such meaningful so.....do read and forward it ........👍
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
Best one
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But....
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜
Best one
Accountancy fact:
What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But....
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡
Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡
He went to eat it,
ButOn the way he saw a keeri,🐜
He left the Gurr🍬 & went with keeri.
MORAL:*Gurr nalo ishq💞 mitha*;-😃😄😉😊
Another love story
Dog and mosquito were in love mosquito kissed d dog,dog became emotional gave a love bite,mosq died by rabise,dog died by dengu
Moral-intercast love is dangerous😜
He went to eat it,
ButOn the way he saw a keeri,🐜
He left the Gurr🍬 & went with keeri.
MORAL:*Gurr nalo ishq💞 mitha*;-😃😄😉😊
Another love story
Dog and mosquito were in love mosquito kissed d dog,dog became emotional gave a love bite,mosq died by rabise,dog died by dengu
Moral-intercast love is dangerous😜
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Monday, April 28, 2014
What is "GENERATION GAP"?
What is "GENERATION GAP"?
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
**If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!" 😀😀😀
**Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"
😝😝😝
**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
😛😅😛
**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
😜😜😜😜
**Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!!!)
**If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour's house, "sabki gayi hai naa, phir thik hai!" 😀😀😀
**Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"
😝😝😝
**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
😛😅😛
**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?
😜😜😜😜
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