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Political humor: Special and Very Important Message from Priyanka V

Special and Very Important Message from Priyanka Vadra....please forward to all as it will be huge help for her..... "Rahul Jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao, maa paresan hai.
Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai".......priyanka
😝😛😄😃😘😉😂😭

Political humor: लड़का फ़ोन पे : डार्लिंग कब मिलोगी ?

लड़का फ़ोन पे : डार्लिंग कब मिलोगी ?
लड़की : 16 मई को मिलेंगे !
लड़का : कहाँ ?
लड़की : किसी सुनसान जगह पे, जहां और कोई न
हो !
लड़का : ठीक है गाजियाबाद में आप पार्टी के
कौशाम्बी वाले कार्यालय में मिलते है !
लड़की : नहीं जानू , दिल्ली में कांग्रेस का हेड
ऑफिस सही रहेगा !!

Naughty sms:A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are

A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?



Girl says, "A bus"



Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!😂😂

Exit poll:Breaking News :

Breaking News :

Congress -340 seats
Congress allies - 90 seats
AAP - 40 seats
Independents -10 seats
Third front and others - 60 seats
BJP/NDA - 3 seats
(Sushma, Advani and M.M. Joshi).





































These are the seats reserved for Digvijay Singh's wedding 😜😜😄😄

One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a

One friday, a boy with a super hot girl entered a jewellery shop & choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.

The girl obviously felt awesome.

Boy gave a cheque & said he will collect the Ring on Monday after the cheque clears.

On Monday the jeweller calls the boy:
"There's no money in your a/c. The cheque
bounced!"

Boy: "I know. But you can't imagine what a weekend I had...😜😂

समय ⏰बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।

समय ⏰बदलता है तो किसी का सगा नहीं होता।
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जो कपडे कल अंग्रेजो के गवर्नर
पहनकर लोगो को डराते थे।
आज उन्हें हमारे बैंड वाले पहनते है।

Bengali women ....

👏👏👏
Bengali women ....

How nicely they introduce their husbands


"Yeh homaara POTY hai"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

OneDay..Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But i'm not ready!".

Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...".

Guy:"Okay,then why don't you take a seat and We will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Yamraja:"All right.. ".

The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy:"Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list.." !!! Moral:

Whatever is written in your Destiny ...
Will never change... no matter how much u try....
So, in Bhagwad geet- Shri Krishna Says:

"Tu karta woh hai
Jo tu chahata hai,

Par hota woh hai
jo mai chahata hu !

Tu kar woh jo mai Chahata hu ....
Fir hoga woh jo tu chahta hai....Jsk
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It's such meaningful so.....do read and forward it ........👍

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Interviewer: What is Recession?

Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!😜





Best one

Accountancy fact:

What is the difference between Liability & Asset?
A drunk friend is liability
But....
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
😜😜😜😜😜

Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡

Once A Keera🐜 saw a piece of Gurr,🍡
He went to eat it,
ButOn the way he saw a keeri,🐜
He left the Gurr🍬 & went with keeri.
MORAL:*Gurr nalo ishq💞 mitha*;-😃😄😉😊


Another love story
Dog and mosquito were in love mosquito kissed d dog,dog became emotional gave a love bite,mosq died by rabise,dog died by dengu
Moral-intercast love is dangerous😜