One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his

One afternoon a wealthy manager was driving in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the manager said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree".

"Bring them along," the manager replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the manager answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to mr. Manager and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The manager replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 meter high!"

Lesson: Never trust managers....and there is nothing like KIND MANAGERS
😄😀😃😛😭😂

एक कर्मचारीको उसकी कम्पनी के तरफसे 'सायकल' मिली..

एक कर्मचारीको उसकी कम्पनी के तरफसे 'सायकल' मिली..

वो एक खुबसुरत तोहफा था.. मगर उसे पिछे Carrier नही था..!
कर्मचारीने उसे लगाने की मांग करी..
जब सायकल Carrier फिटींग करके आयी तो उसने देखा की अब सायकल का Stand निकाल दिया गया था..!

उसने गायब हुए Stand के बारे मे पुछा.. तो कम्पनीसे जवाब आया :
प्रायवेटमे नौकरी कर रहे हो तो एक ही चिझ पोसिबल है..

CAREER या STAND

अगर STAND लोगे तो CAREER खतम...
और अगर CAREER बनाना है तो कभी STAND मत लेना..!

सभी Private job वालो को समर्पित...!!

I respect Kejriwal for fulfilling his promise that

I respect Kejriwal for fulfilling his promise that he will send the ex-Delhi CM to jail...😝😝😝

😝😝"दरअसल केजरीवाल कहते रह गए कि वो खांसी से

😝😝"दरअसल केजरीवाल कहते रह गए कि वो खांसी से
लड़ना चाहते हैं पर उनकी पार्टी
ने ग़लतफहमी,जोश और
जल्दबाज़ी में उन्हें काशी से लड़ा दिया "😝😝

Political humor: pak relation with india

Political humor: aap performance in politics

Political humor: Modi vs rahul gandhi

Urban Dictionary has added a new word: 'Congressed

Urban Dictionary has added a new word: 'Congressed' (verb, adj). It means getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed.
Eg - I got "Congressed" at Work Today 😜😜

Kya subah se modi..modi laga rakha hai..kya apne b

Kya subah se modi..modi laga rakha hai..kya apne bhartiya sanskar bhul gaye....
Kisi ne bhi N D Tiwari ko phone karke puchha..chacha suhag rat kaisi rahi..😜😜

हद तो तब हो गयी जब आज सुबह ओबामा ने बिस्तर में

हद तो तब हो गयी जब आज सुबह ओबामा ने बिस्तर में
उठते हुए मिशेल का माथा चूमकर कहा - केम छो !!😜😜

Abhi parents ko sochna padega ki bacche ko
chai ki dukan pe bhejke modi banana hai YA
IIT me bhejke kejriwal.

In assembly elections

In assembly elections
मोदी - चल मजे लेते है ।

अमित शाह - कैसे ?

मोदी - मायावती को फोन लगा पूछ समर्थन देगी या नही। 😂😂😂😂