Modi Sarkar effect

Modi Sarkar effect
मोबाइल फोन के दामों में भारी कमी !
Samsung Galaxy Note 3 - Rs.26330
Samsung Galaxy S4- Rs.19530
Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1- Rs.15200
Samsung Galaxy Mega 6.3- Rs.14890
Samsung Galaxy Note 2- Rs.18825
Samsung Galaxy S III - Rs.14673
Samsung Galaxy Mega 5.8 - Rs.13635
Samsung Galaxy S4 Mini - Rs.13130
Samsung Galaxy Grand Duos - Rs.11307
Samsung Galaxy Grand Quattro - Rs.11060
LG G2 - Rs.28750
LG Optimus G ProRs.- 24500
LG Optimus Vu - Rs.20420
LG Optimus G - Rs.18500
LG Optimus 4X HD - Rs.17650
LG Nexus 4 - Rs.14583
LG Optimus 3D Max - Rs.14500
LG G Pro Lite Dual - Rs.12900
LG Optimus L9 - Rs.11300

Blackberry Q10 - Rs.30410
Blackberry Z30 - Rs.29900
Blackberry Z10 - Rs.14745
Blackberry Bold 9900 - Rs.12499
Apple iPhone 5s - Rs.33500
Apple iPhone 5 - Rs.25500
Apple iPhone 5c - Rs.28900
Apple iPad 4 Wifi+4G - Rs.29900
Apple iPhone 4S - Rs.22200
Sony Xperia Z Ultra - Rs.28718
Sony Xperia Z1 - Rs. 27165
Sony Xperia Z - Rs.22542
Sony Xperia ZL - Rs.18112
Sony Xperia ZR - Rs.17970
Sony Xperia SP - Rs.12200
Nokia Lumia 1520 - Rs.28462
Nokia Lumia 1020 - Rs.27055
Nokia Lumia 920 - Rs.18427
Nokia Lumia 925 - Rs.14211
Nokia Lumia 820 - Rs.12600
Nokia Lumia 720 - Rs.11345
Nokia Lumia 625 - Rs.10758
HTC Butterfly S - Rs.24990
HTC One dual sim - Rs.22565
HTC Butterfly - Rs.17549
Micromax Canvas Doodle 2 A240 - Rs.8652
Micromax Canvas 4 A210 - Rs.8566
Micromax A116 - Rs.7652
Micromax Canvas Ego A113 - Rs.7210
Micromax A110Q - Rs.7600
Spice Pinnacle FHD Mi-525 - Rs.8300
Spice Mi-535 - Rs.6990
Spice Stellar Prime Mi-510 - Rs.5999
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दुकान का एड्रेस नीचे लिखा है।
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जाकर खरीद ले।
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ロバはまだある
翻訳される
発見
ババジ時間。
😝😝😝😝

Sakht garmi ka time tha Ek buzurg (old man) Amrood

Sakht garmi ka time tha Ek buzurg (old man) Amrood 🍏🍏 becch raha tha,

Arvind kejriwal aaya or poocha:
Chacha G, Amrood🍏🍏 mein KEEDAA 🐛🐝to nahi?

Buzurg (old man) ne bohot pyaara or relax krne wala jawab dia k :

Beta ye Amrood🍏 hai ,

teri GAAND nahi.........😂😂😂😂😂

Bollywood humor message:only mithunda

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui....

Rashtrapati bhawan mein party shuru hui....
Waiter: sir, kya loge?
Advani: Leni to Shapath thi.....
par chalo tum Jal-jeera hi de do.

नरेन्द्र मोदी की दूर की सोच:
नवाज़ शरीफ और करज़ई को इसलिए बुलाया ...
ताकि शपथ ग्रहण समारोह में कोई आतंकी हमला न हो।
😬

In the mean time, Rahul Gandhi to Sonia: "मम्मी जीता तो मै था,
फिर शपथ स्मृति इरानी क्यों ले रही है??"

Political humor: mayavati zero seat fun

क्या आपको पता हैं की भारत अब साफ

क्या आपको पता हैं की भारत अब साफ
सुथरा रहेगा kyuki
अब पूरी ,
"निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर"
की टीम
"संसद"
में मौजूद ....?
हेमा ,
रेखा ,
जया ,
और
सुषमा ,
सबकी पसंद ,
निरमा
"निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर"😛😝😜

Political humor: ये मोदीजी भी कैसे आदमी है अभी तक भी शपथ नहीं ले रह

ये मोदीजी भी कैसे आदमी है अभी तक भी शपथ नहीं ले रहे......

अगर केजरीवालजी जीत जाते तो अबतक इश्तीफा देकर निकल गए होते.....!!!

Every girl has two problem:

Every girl has two problem:

1. kutta kaise dekh raha hai
2. kutta dekh bhi nahi raha

*ab kutta kya kare?* 😝😝

Funny pic:mummy ker li

Political humor: arwind kejriwal ke drame

A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking a

A fellow walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display.

While he was there, a Chief Master Sergeant from the local Air Force Base walked in and said to the shop-keeper :"I'd like a line service monkey, please."


The clerk nodded, went to a cage at the side of the store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and handed it to the Chief, "That'll be $1,000." The Chief paid and left with the monkey.

Surprised, the fellow went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah-----that was a line service monkey. He can park, fuel, and service all Air Force aircraft, conduct all required ground ops testing, rig aircraft flight controls, and all with no mistakes. He's well worth the money."

With his interest peaked, the fellow looked around and spotted a Monkey in another cage with a $10,000 price tag. "That one's even more expensive! What can it do?"

"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey. He can instruct at all levels of aircraft maintenance, supervise all corrective and preventive maintenance programs, supervise a crew of maintainers, and even do most of the paperwork. A very useful monkey indeed," replied the shopkeeper.

The guy looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage. The price tag read, "$50,000". "Holy Shit! What does this one do?"

"Well," the shopkeeper said, "I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, fart, screw the female monkeys, and play with his pecker, but his papers say he's a pilot!!!"