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Friday, July 9, 2010

Animals ki khasiyat:

Animals ki khasiyat:Monkey kela khata hai.Dog wafadaar hota hai.

Plz

Aage mat padna

Maan jao mt padhna

Gadhe-wahi karte h jis kam ko mana kro

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?

Q : Pyar karke shadi karni chahye ya shadi krke pyar karna chahiy?Best Ans : Shadi karke pyar karna chahiy par iski khabar biwi ko nahi
lagni chahye

In this world everybody makes mistake

In this world everybody makes mistake, but only a wife & boss has got
the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them & reminding them..

Santa underwear pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

Santa underwear pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.To ab kya wo bhi utar de?Har baat me joke chaiye...

Sab bas
Jaan Lelo
Santa Ki...

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment

Sri Sri: Despite being in every moment,life is infinite and has been
here from thousands of years from centuries and will continue to be
here.

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho

Bachcha; Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lagti Ho
Main AapSe Shadi KarungaTeacher Gusse Se : Mujhe Bacchon Se Nafrat HBachha: Main Koshish Karunga Ke Bacche Na ho :-p

A GF msgs her BF agar

A GF msgs her BF agar tum so rahe ho to mujhe apne sapne bhejo
jag rahe ho to yadein bhejo
ro rahe ho to ansu bhejo
BF replies:"potty kar raha hu. . Bhejoon?"

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya

Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha.finally

2 sentences seekha:

1.Shukar hai, light aa gyi

2.ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.

Amitabh public toilet me se

Amitabh public toilet me se pura bhig k nikla.
Jya:Aap to susu karne gye the?
Amitabh:Jaise hi mai andar gaya, koi bola "BIG B" or sab meri taraf ghum gye!

Ranjha chala gaya

Ranjha chala gaya,
Mahiwal doob gaya,
Majnoo bhi nahi raha,
Romeo bhi chal basa,
Meri bhi tabiyat theek nahi rehti"Pata nahi ab larkiyon ka kya bane ga..."

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend..

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend...Boy:You are the second most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Girl:Who's the first?
Boy:It's you! When you smile...!