Husband: tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai.._

Wife: kya_?

Husband: mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi.._

Sri sri: Enjoy your own life without comparing....

Sri sri: Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
bills can cause heart attacks!:-);-)

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000
But d problem starts

Wen husband comes frm office after finshing his 25000 words

Wife strts her 30000.

Question: Why do women live longer than men?

Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the
bills can cause heart attacks!:-);-)

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman ...

Man speaks 25000 words daily& woman speaks 30000
But d problem starts

Wen husband comes frm office after finshing his 25000 words

Wife strts her 30000.

Sabhi vivahit Bhai-Bhandhuo se Anurodh hai

Sabhi vivahit Bhai-Bhandhuo se Anurodh hai ki aaj ke din Sadbhavna aur
Dheeraj se kaam le. Bhukhi Sherni Khatarnak sabit ho sakti hai.:-)
"HAPPY KARVACHOUTH"

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Pedo se bhi utna pyar karo jitna pedo ke neeche karte ho

Wat do u call good looking women in Karnataka, Andhra, Tamil nadu n Kerala?

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Wat do u call good looking women in Karnataka, Andhra, Tamil nadu n Kerala?
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BEST PJ EVER 2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the...

BEST PJ EVER
2 cockroach ICU Mein ek du$re ke bagal mein Admit the... Pehla
cockroach: "Kya 'Baygon' se...?" Dusra: "Nahi re 'Paragon se'..!

Sri sri: If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred
days of sorrow. -
Good morning india