1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.

1 sardar ki 2 crore ki lotry nikli.
Lotrywala-apko tax kaat k 1.75 cror milega.
srdar-ye galat baat hai,mennu pure 2 cror do,nai to mere 100Rs. Wapas karo..:-D

Naughty sms:Physics would have been much easier

Physics would have been much easier
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"tree" had fallen on newton's head instead of apple. . .;-).. Tc

Dream sms:There is only 1 difference betwn DREAM &

There is only 1 difference betwn DREAM & AIM.Dream requires Effortless
SLEEP whereas Aim requiresSLEEPLESS Efforts.So Sleep 4 Dreams & Wake
Up 4 ur AIM. Gdmrng

Awesome & fabulous sayng-

Awesome & fabulous sayng-
"Never trust the DOUBTED ones & Never doubt the TRUSTED ones"

God has given us "REAL-EYES" to "REALISE" the "REAL LIES.

Flirty sms: Ladkiyo aur Popcorn k beech me 1common similarity.

Ladkiyo aur Popcorn k beech me 1common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula leti he.;-)

PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS.:-)

Cool sms:Agr aap sache hindustani ho to in 5 ke nam Hindi me batao...

Agr aap sache hindustani ho to in 5 ke nam Hindi me batao...

1. Ambulance
2. mobile
3. xerox
4. tube light
5. sim

it's challenge 4U

Inspiration sms:6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H.

6 Baate 6 Baato Ko Khatam Kar Deti H.

1-Sorry-Galti Ko.

2-Dukh-Zindagi Ko.

3-Gussa-Rishte Ko.

4-Khushi-Dukh Ko.

5-Saath-Gam Ko.

6-dhokha-Dosti or PYR KO.

Love n friend sms:2 things nevr defined in whole life

2 things nevr defined in whole life,
1-is LOVE
bcoz u nevr know who LOVES u how much.
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2-FRIEND
bcoz u nevr know how deeply they CARE About You.. Gn sd tc all

Love sms:Lovely relations are like a ring..

Lovely relations are like a ring..
If we wear it, it will hold our finger tightly..If we remove it, it
will surely make us to feel its absence!

Funny sms:Best lines i have ever come across:-

Best lines i have ever come across:-
I have learnt to give "love n care".
Not bcoz i hv 2 much..

Bt bcoz " I KNOW D FEELING OF NOT HAVING THEM..."
:-):-)
gm

Informative :-I m not d best person in ur life, but I just hope

I m not d best person in ur life, but I just hope dat 1 day wen u hear
my name u would just smile & say

"Tha to Pagal..but I miss
him yaar"
:-):-P;-)