Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye"

Patient-"DR. Sahab yeh phoolon ka har kis liye" Dr- "Main OBC quota se
doctor bana hoon, is bar operation agar safal hua to mere liye varna
tumhare liye..."

Naughty new year sms: INVITATION 2all my Frnds-

INVITATION 2all my Frnds-
NEW YEAR party
On 31st Dec 2010
At-Shaan-E Hall,67th Floor,
Burj-E-Kalefa DUBAI
Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega Jarur ana
HPY NEW YEAR

naughty new year sms : H A P P Y N E . . .

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HAPPY NE padosi ki ladki chhed di. Aaj panchait bulaai hai.

Agle k ghar kalesh ho gaya or aap naye
saal ki badhai dhund rahe ho???

O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din

O ji Happy new Year in advance main qki 2din baad Dunia ki 6 bhikari
Companies
TATA
RELIANCE
AIRTEL
BSNL
VODA
IDEA
apni apni aukat pe aa jaengi..!

Santa got confused while filling Aplication form;

Santa got
confused
while filling
Aplication form;
He asked
his father:
MotherTongue
me kya likhu?
Dad just
Replied:
very long
Likh dey.....

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya

Sardar apni Billi se tang aa kar use dur chod aya
Ghar aya to billi vapas a gai thi
Vo dusari bar chod aya billi phir vapas a gai
3rd tym vo use bahut bahut dur chod aya
Vapas raste me usne apni bivi ko phone kiya
Kya billi ghar aa gai
Bivi:yes
Sardar:us kamini ko bhej yaha,
me rasta bhul gaya hu..

Happy New year: We have come to d last days of d year..

We have come to d last days of d year..
Just felt i should thank everyone who made me smile this year n U r
one of dem..So here's a big THANK U....

Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der...

Ek trafic police wala budhiya se-"me kitni der se SITI baja raha tha
aap ruki q nhi"? BUDHIYA-"Beta ab meri siti sun kar rukne ki umar hai
kya"??

Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi

Girl in burkha.... Boy-Oye hoye kaha ja rhi hai? Girl-tere ghar...
boy-mein b aata hun... Girl-aaja besharam, ammi ko bataungi apni behan
ko chedta hai

Naughty sms: Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi Chudel, Prde-k-...

Fan pe ltki Mundi, Khidki se tumhe dekhti Atma, Bed-k-niche baithi
Chudel, Prde-k-piche sr-kti Lash, In sbki trf dhyan mt dena, Aaram se
sona. Good night :-)

Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to

Beta:- Papa main jab business karunga to achche-achche ke haath me
katora pakada dunga.
Papa:- Well said.! Par wo kaise.?
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Beta:-Gol Gappe bechunga :P