Cricket world cup sms: 1983 calendar & 2011 calendar are same...

1983 calendar & 2011 calendar are same... check it..so as like as
1983, INDIA will win the world cup again... forward to all cricket
fans...ChakDe India...

Pak:Needed 6 Runs in 1 Ball..

Pak:Needed
6 Runs in 1 Ball..
Pak People:Ya allah 1 Chakka De De..
Allah Replied:Kutto Pura Pakistan Bhar Diya aur
Kitne Bheju..?

Send it To Every Indian..!!

Pakistan par jeet ki badhai ab karni hai lanka

Pakistan par jeet ki badhai ab karni hai lanka par chadhai. Indian
teem se kahiye apna dharm nibhaye aur bharat ko dobara wrld cup
jitaye.jai hind

Pak bowler Umar: Blasting cricket Pj:kon sa player h jiska koi

Blasting cricket Pj:kon sa player h jiska koi umar hi nhi h..?

Ans: UMAR GUL hehehehe:

Semi final sms: 5 Baj gye lekin party abi baki h,australian...

5 Baj gye lekin party abi baki h,australian hara diye lekin pakistani
abi baki h,vilayti peet diye but padosi abi baki h,msg nya h ghuma do
qki match abi baki hai

Semi final Teams: Came From Group A:

Semi final Teams:
Came From Group A:
1)Pakistan
2)New zealand
3)Sri-lanka

Came from Group B:
--India--

Jhund me to kutte aate hai...
sirf sher akela aata hai

Reply sms : Mere Bare Me Socho Or Likho

Mere Bare Me Socho Or Likho
1 Advise=
1 Burai=
1 Wish=
1 Jhooth=
1 Such=
1 Tarif=
1 GIFT=
1 Pyara Sa Nam=
Reply me

India vs pak semi final sms

Advice for gals....... if ur guy spends d entire day this wednesday
with u , instead of watching
match................................................ Marry him :D

This year we're going to experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11.

This year we're going to experience 4 unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11,
11/1/11, 11/11/11. Take the last two digits of ur year of birth. Now
add the age you'll be this year & the result will be 111 for everyone.
This is the year of money. This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5
Mondays & 5 Saturdays. This happens only every 823 years. These
particular years r known as 'Moneybags'. The proverb goes that if you
send this to 8 good friends, money will appear in the next 4 days as
is explained in Chinese feng-shui. Those who don't continue the
chain,won't receive. Its a mystery,but its worth a try. Good luck.

MENTAL HOSPITAL ke operation theater mai:-

MENTAL HOSPITAL ke operation theater mai:-
Operation Ready
Samaan Ready
Doctor Ready
Nurse Ready
Magar Pagal ?
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sms padne m mast hai..

God asked man"whats ur wish?

God askd man"whats ur wish?
Man "god please give me my Bacheler days back;God laughed and said;
'beta MANNAT maangne ko kha tha JANNAT nhi!!
:)