A soft nature of a person does not mean his weakness..

A soft nature of a person does not mean his weakness..

Remember nothing is softer dan water,but its force can break d
strongst of rocks...!!
gdmrg

Bollywood humor:Jab kutte ki maut aati hai..

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Bollywood humor:Jab kutte ki maut
aati h..
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To kutta mar jata hai..
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apko to har bat me twist chahiye...
Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi.

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Reply sms: dis question to frnds to know yourself...

Reply sms: dis question to frnds to know yourself...

"THE 1 WHO FALLS IN LUV WID ME WIL B LUCKY FOR WhAT ? ":-/ (in ur opinion)?

Rply is must plz.. M wait.

Frindhsip sms: Friends r those idiots who...

Frindhsip sms: Friends r those idiots who somtims nither receive ur
cal nor msg u nor meet u bt they r d angels of ur life sent by god 2 b
with u wen u actuly need dem.. H.F.D.

Naughty santa:SANTA- Or KAAJU Lijiye Na!!

Naughty santa:SANTA- Or KAAJU Lijiye Na!!
MEHMAAN- Nhi Shukriya, Main Pehle Hi 4 Kha Chuka Hu.
SANTA- Waise Khaye To Aapne 8 Hain, Pr Chalo Yahaan Kon Gin Raha Hai.....!

Gf\Bf:Girl-Me jab b phone karti hu tum Shaving kar rahe hote ho, Din me kitni baar shaving

Gf\Bf:Girl-Me jab b phone karti hu tum Shaving kar rahe hote ho, Din
me kitni baar shaving krte ho?
Boy-30-40 baar
Girl-pagal ho kya?
Boy-pagal nahi janu 'Naayi hu"

Ad humor sms: FRIEND is Asian paints

Ad humor sms: FRIEND is
Asian paints
Jo Duniya badal de

GIRL FRIEND is Everest masala
Jo Taste me best

WIFE is
Mosqito coil
Jo kone-kone se dhund k maare....

Papu aur papa:papu-papa aaj McDonalds chalein?

Papu aur papa:papu-papa aaj McDonalds chalein?

Papa-ok,bt phle McDonalds ki spelling sunao..

Papu(aftr thinking 4 a while):Chalo KFC chalte hai !!... :p

Friendship sms: Kisi ne mujse pucha-

Friendship sms: Kisi ne mujse pucha-
Tum itne busy hote hue b sbko msg krne k liye time kese nikal lete ho?
I replied-
"Kisi ko value dena sikho time apne ap nikal jayga"..

Friend: Aftr 70 yrs u stil call ur wife

Frnd: Aftr 70 yrs u stil call ur wife Darling,Honey,Luv..
Whats d secret?

Old man: Her name had slipped off my mind 10 yrs ago & i m very scared
2 ask her!

Humor on young blood:Young generation ko zada tension kab hoti hai?

Humor on young blood:Young generation ko zada tension kab hoti hai?

Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho..
;-)